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trenzterra
October 20th, 2001, 19:55
Listen to the joke I just thought about today and wanted to tell you:

"MarHost is so slow because they are from Mars where it is far away from Earth. Martians doesn't understand what is 'slow', so they thought 'slow' is 'fast'!"
Bruce
October 20th, 2001, 19:59
Was that supposed to be funny?
trenzterra
October 20th, 2001, 20:02
Originally posted by Phrozen
Was that supposed to be funny? I do think so, this is the only joke I could make up in October 2001.:mad:
Dusty
October 20th, 2001, 20:10
this is the only joke I could make up in October 2001.In that case I'll try to feign a laugh.

Har ho he ha, um... ho hoo ha har he ho, um... yes, that should do.

:D
nerocities
October 20th, 2001, 20:11
How about...

Marhost is so slow they got hit in dodgeball before the classes fat girl did.. LOL..
trenzterra
October 20th, 2001, 20:15
Originally posted by nerocities
How about...

Marhost is so slow they got hit in dodgeball before the classes fat girl did.. LOL.. What about this:
Marhost is so slow that the snail hit them in the --- while Marhost was walking 1 milimeter. Marhost finally passed that 1mm in 2 hours.
Gayowulf
October 20th, 2001, 20:17
how about. marhost is so slow that its stopped.
or marhost is dumb
or you have your site hosted at marhost (you suck)
or i smell burnt toast- must be marhost
if your with marhost you're toast
nerocities
October 20th, 2001, 20:22
Marhost is so far behind they think they're first!

(as in running on a trap and being lapped)
Dusty
October 20th, 2001, 21:09
I take it back, Trenz. Based on the other jokes posted here, yours is funnier than hell. :p

Actually the dodgeball one was worth a chuckle, but the others were... well, courtesy forbids description. :D
Gayowulf
October 20th, 2001, 21:23
you get what you pay for; marhost, then, is a good deal.
nerocities
October 20th, 2001, 21:26
I know, Im clever dusty ;)
Epgs
October 20th, 2001, 21:28
haha yeah those were pretty bad
nerocities
October 20th, 2001, 21:32
you forgot the BUT, my dodgeball one ruled! ;p
Epgs
October 20th, 2001, 21:42
ruled, i think not, maybe was ok or tolerable.
trenzterra
October 21st, 2001, 02:30
What about this:

Marhost is the fastest host in the world - back in the 1960s!
LeX
October 21st, 2001, 07:56
Damn, I've never seen/heard anything lamer than this since the chicken cross the road joke.

Rated: Not funny.

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BTW, weren't jokes meant to make people laugh or at least smile?
trenzterra
October 21st, 2001, 09:06
Originally posted by LeX
Damn, I've never seen/heard anything lamer than this since the chicken cross the road joke.

Rated: Not funny.

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BTW, weren't jokes meant to make people laugh or at least smile? smile, LeX, smile!


isn't that a joke too?:D
LeX
October 21st, 2001, 10:02
Originally posted by trenzterra
smile, LeX, smile!...and I tried... and I tried... and I tried~~~~~ (it comes out of a song)
nerocities
October 21st, 2001, 11:09
It wasnt meant to be that funny... i followed suit...everyone elses sucked too...
Epgs
October 21st, 2001, 13:14
Originally posted by nerocities
It wasnt meant to be that funny... i followed suit...everyone elses sucked too...

yeah but y follo suit if they all were bad?
nerocities
October 21st, 2001, 13:24
How can you come up with a really funnyjoke if it is about a webhost lol.. computers and the internet just arent that funny. ;)
Gayowulf
October 21st, 2001, 13:30
nerocities certainly has a point there. about the only time a webhost made me laugh was... well ... never.

That actually just inspired a "poem" Its called "the internet is gay" anyone want to hear it?
nerocities
October 21st, 2001, 13:43
Im all ears LOL
Gayowulf
October 21st, 2001, 14:00
first off, i dont want anyone to be offended. In real life I am neither an areshole or a homophobe.

if this little composition is not fit for the board, someone please moderate it out, and ill pm it to whoever wants it.

edit:

I had to remove it.
trenzterra
October 21st, 2001, 20:31
This:

"Microsoft is so ----ty that Gates' goes like this: ROTFLMAO . He is laughing 'Uh...Which idiot invented Microsoft?'"
niv
October 21st, 2001, 21:27
Originally posted by trenzterra
He is laughing 'Uh...Which idiot invented Microsoft?'"
An idiot that has billions of dollars?
bigperm
October 21st, 2001, 21:55
Originally posted by Gayowulf
or you have your site hosted at marhost (you suck)
I thought this one was pretty funny myself.
trenzterra
October 21st, 2001, 23:15
Originally posted by Hayama-kun

An idiot that has billions of dollars? yeah, make it this way: Gates' cheated all Microsoft Windows operating system, abused computers that was supposed to be running Linux, and he didn't want to admit it.
niv
October 22nd, 2001, 06:38
And he's got billions of dollars. That's why he's not an idiot. I was being sarcastic. An idiot can't have a billion dollars unless he came across extremely rare luck, not really in the case of Microsoft except for when Gates first bought DOS from that professor who refused to sell it to IBM.
Toefur
October 22nd, 2001, 06:52
This thread is really disturbing...
LeX
October 22nd, 2001, 07:17
It's downright stupid.

No offense, but trenzterra's "jokes" sounds like somebody trying to be funny on purpose. Remember that Sailor Miniskirt "interview" that somebody posted a while ago? Sorta like that.