Unlimited Hard Drive Jokes

[Chris]

are not funny anymore.

[niv]

Okay. :confused2

[rapmaster]

I think he's refering to the old argument over the so called "unlimited" web hosts.

[Archbob]

Yeah, they are played out, so until one is really invented sometime in the feature, we should lay off the newbies who wants "unlimited" space and bandwidth.

[Ben]

Originally posted by Archbob
Yeah, they are played out, so until one is really invented sometime in the feature, we should lay off the newbies who wants "unlimited" space and bandwidth.

exactly....they're new.....and they dont know it doesn't exist

[Archbob]

Well, I think common sense would have told you that "unlimited" does not exist.

[Chicken]

If this were true then I'd imagine we wouldn't see so many of these posts. Sorry to say that common sense is lost when it comes to this. Pity.

[Coight]

You don't think they are funny because you understand that you cannot get unlimited hosting. A server/backbone has it's limits. You would of also thought by now someone could have come up with something original but hey, whatever notifies newbies regarding unlimited bandwidth etc is doing it's job. As I have said before post a nice little announcement saying unlimited bandwidth/space don't exist. 1/3 of the messages will probably disappear. Also users should use the search function more, the same questions are always coming up.

Maybe Chicken can come up with a new saying. I often enjoy some of the advice he gives to people :).

Regards
Robert

[Giancarlo]

I don´t see any joke in saying unlimited does not exist. :mad:

[Archbob]

Originally posted by Giancarlo
I don´t see any joke in saying unlimited does not exist. :mad:


There jokes in truth.
I funny in a satanical when I hear a newbie say "I got ripped off by so and so host offering unlimited features and I can't get a refund"

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[Webdude]

I can think of a few things I would choose to be unlimited before a hard drive. Toilet paper is one of those. After all...it is extremely annoying when you use the last bit on the roll. Then you waddle over to the cabinet with your pants around your ankles only to find there isnt any more rolls :mad:

They will probably invent an unlimited roll of toilet paper before they invent an unlimited hard drive..

[Technics]

Webdude the resellpro.com url is wrong in your signature.

[niv]

Originally posted by Webdude
I can think of a few things I would choose to be unlimited before a hard drive. Toilet paper is one of those. After all...it is extremely annoying when you use the last bit on the roll. Then you waddle over to the cabinet with your pants around your ankles only to find there isnt any more rolls :mad:
ROTFLMAO, that's why I keep a roll nearby. ;)

[Cyber]

Here is a good saying for the newb's:

"TINSTAUL:There Is No Such Thing As UnLimited"

[Archbob]

Actually I don't know, it would be hard for toilet paper to spontasouly generate itself...

[Webdude]

Perhaps keep a fast growing bush with big leaves in the bathroom? :D

...and make sure it's not poison ivy. I spent some of my younger years on a childrens ranch home that had 4,000 acres of land. We'd go out to the fields and the new city boys eventually always had to goto the bathroom. I'd always point to a poison ivy bush. Tell them to "squat down behind that bush and do your thing, and it's leaves make great wipe"....hehe

[Ben]

Originally posted by Webdude
Perhaps keep a fast growing bush with big leaves in the bathroom? :D

...and make sure it's not poison ivy. I spent some of my younger years on a childrens ranch home that had 4,000 acres of land. We'd go out to the fields and the new city boys eventually always had to goto the bathroom. I'd always point to a poison ivy bush. Tell them to "squat down behind that bush and do your thing, and it's leaves make great wipe"....hehe


Originally posted by Webdude
I can think of a few things I would choose to be unlimited before a hard drive. Toilet paper is one of those. After all...it is extremely annoying when you use the last bit on the roll. Then you waddle over to the cabinet with your pants around your ankles only to find there isnt any more rolls :mad:

They will probably invent an unlimited roll of toilet paper before they invent an unlimited hard drive..

ROTFLMAO

[jiminsd]

Here you go...

Did you heard the one about the Unlimited Hard Drive Jokes thread that no one had a joke for?

[allanh]

As people have said before, 'Unlimited' means "as much as you want". It's like any food buffet, they say 'eat as much as you like', meaning "unlimited". Let's just relax and don't get predentic.

[Cyber]

but to someone "As much as you want" could be 5GB, wih free (or paid) hosts will never offer!

also, we get so many people asking for "unlimited" that it eventually gets annoying!