Wanna know why Santa didn't come to you?

[meow]

:snowchris :snowchris :snowchris :snowchris :snowchris

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works

I've busted my --- for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear
The old lady -----es cause I work late at night
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter

They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money
And the kids these days - they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...Those mean little ----s

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!

If you think that's bad...just picture this
Try holding those brats...with their pants full of piss
They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard
And if I don't smile..the parents think I'm weird

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat --- and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason
I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!!

[YUPAPA]

BARBAPAPA is my santa cause!

[Weapon]

I know why meow, cos u got ugly nipples :p , no seriously shouldnt this be in the "general discussion" forum?

[YUPAPA]

cats don't have nipples!

[meow]

Originally posted by Weapon
no seriously shouldnt this be in the "general discussion" forum?
You mean it isn't? Uhu, how did this happen? :confused2

MODS, CAN YOU PLEASE MOVE THE THREAD? Thank you. :o

[Bruce]

Better have another look, Yupapa. ;)

[YUPAPA]

Originally posted by Phrozen
Better have another look, Yupapa. ;)

Look what? GOOD LOOKING?
Yes, I am good looking, so what? :D

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by meow

You mean it isn't? Uhu, how did this happen? :confused2

MODS, CAN YOU PLEASE MOVE THE THREAD? Thank you. :o

copy the thread then delet it and paste it into a thread in gen discussion

[funshine]

Is this the right place for such a thread?

[D-Orange]

Originally posted by YUPAPA


Look what? GOOD LOOKING?
Yes, I am good looking, so what? :D

No , you're ugly (I mean your avatar) But cat's do have nipples

[djs]

no seriously shouldnt this be in the "general discussion" forum?

from djs


Just let me lay back and kick some mo' simplistic pimp ----on Slim's ---- and start riots like Limp Bizkit (Limp Bizkit)Throw on 'Guilty Conscience' at concertsand watch mosh pits til mother----ers knock each other unconcious(Watch out now!).

[meow]

Yes, as weeps pointed it out already in the third post, I posted in the wrong forum by mistake and I'm very sorry. I'm sure a mod will move it soon. :o
<<ADD>>
And so they did! :madchrist

[YUPAPA]

Originally posted by djs
no seriously shouldnt this be in the "general discussion" forum?

from djs

Just let me lay back and kick some mo' simplistic pimp ----on Slim's ---- and start riots like Limp Bizkit (Limp Bizkit)Throw on 'Guilty Conscience' at concertsand watch mosh pits til mother----ers knock each other unconcious(Watch out now!).


WHY YOU HAVE TO ADD THAT at the bottom of your post?? :confused:


and EVEN THIS??
http://www.freewebspace.net/forums/showthread.php?threadid=15563#post147869

[Bruce]

Originally posted by YUPAPA



WHY YOU HAVE TO ADD THAT at the bottom of your post?? :confused:
Brcause he thinks he's cool. :rolleyes:

[YUPAPA]

mother----ers is wrong!

[Moonman]

Originally posted by Phrozen
Brcause he thinks he's cool. :rolleyes:
aint that the truth, and lets see how old you all think he is my guess is prob about 14 or so lets see what everyone else thinks.

[meow]

14? That would make him an old geezer around here. :D

[xsnetwork]

Originally posted by meow
14? That would make him an old geezer around here. :D Nooo... does that mean I should be put on the shelf :cry2:

Oh well... it is his loss if he gets banned or whatever!!

[meow]

I'll come and sit right beside you. :classic2:

[YUPAPA]

Originally posted by xsnetwork
Nooo... does that mean I should be put on the shelf :cry2:

Oh well... it is his loss if he gets banned or whatever!!

NO SHAKESPARE!
You are much older than him!!!

[xsnetwork]

Originally posted by meow
I'll come and sit right beside you. :classic2: Thanks, then we can talk about the good old days all day and night long :D

[meow]

You know, that sounds rather nice. New Yers eve and all. I have an old bottle of Cognac... :)