This is kinda fun, Especially if you have no friends

[Gayowulf]

this can be grate fun if you are really bored, or feel like wasting some time. (its not a webboard)

http://dreamwater.org/webboard

[Nick]

The ****ing thing didn't like my lanuage ;).

[Gayowulf]

that tends to be a problem. (same to you, buddy) right? or (you already said that)

[}:8) Supermoo]

Hehe... you type 'really?' a couple of times to find the warming response "You're repeating yourself!" lol. Really? ;)

[Gayowulf]

try engaging in deep conversation. eg. are you god? what is god? who are you?

[}:8) Supermoo]

hehe... really? ;)

[Nick]

Originally From Conversation With Prometheus
P- Hi. I am ready to receive.
U- Are you God?
P- It's not important, after all.
U- What is god?
P- Sorry, I can't talk about that.
U- Who are you?
P- My codename is Prometheus
U- No it isn't.
P- Why not?
U- Because you're not.
P- And then?
U- And then?

P- Please go on...
U- Why?
P- There should be a reason...
U- No.
P- Really?
U- Really?
P- You are behaving like a parrot.
U- You **** parrots.
P- Same to you, buddy.
U- Up yours.
P- So what?
U- Shuddup -----.
P- Your way to speech doesn't make you look any clever.
U- You look like a text box in pink cause you are *******.
P- I'd like to know more about *******.
U- Really? You'd like to know more about *******?
P- It's not important, after all.
U- Not important?
P- Why not?
U- Quit ****in with me.
P- Don't be offensive.
U- I'm not.
P- So what?
U- What?
P- May be...
U- May be what?
P- Why are you asking?
U- Why are you?
P- Why not?
U- You piss me off.
P- Same to you.
U- I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!
P- May be you are right.
U- Damn skippy.
P- That sounds interesting.
U- Sure does, dumb****.
P- Your way to speech doesn't make you look any clever.
U- You're pink background makes you look like a girl.
P- What do you mean for background?
U- Your background.
P- So what?
U- It's GAY.
P- Tell me more...
U- It's well, fuctup.
P- Go on...
U- There isn't any more, it's just ****in gay.
P- Please control your language.
U- I'm not going to control ----.
P- Don't be offensive.
U- Why not? How about this: **** YOU!
P- Same to you, buddy.
U- Remember the rubber and glue deal, BUDDY?
P- Why are you asking?
U- Because it still apllies dumb****
P- Your way to speech doesn't make you look any clever.
U- Don't make me bring up your gay background color again.
P- What background means for you?
U- You're always saying that. Stop its dumbass.
P- Tell me more...
U- Dumbass, retard, stupid, it basically means you.
P- Go on...
U- I don't want to.
P- So what?
U- **** you.
P- Same to you, buddy.
U- Up yours.
P- And then?
U- **** you.
P- Same to you.
U- Nope, not same to me.
P- Go on...
U- Shut up
P- You don't have to talk to me, if you won't.
U- If I won't, what?
P- It's not important, after all.
U- Yeah, you're not important.
P- Please go on...
U- You're a ****in html page.
P- Same to you, buddy.
U- Up yours.
P- Tell me more...
U- No
P- Really?
U- Yup.
P- What makes you that sure?
U- Cause I don't want to.
P- Yes...
U- Yup.
P- What makes you that sure?
U- BECAUSE.
P- Tell me more...
U- No
P- Why not?
U- Because
P- And then?
U- Because
P- You are repeating yourself.
U- SO?
P- May be...
U- What?
P- Questions, questions...
U- So?
P- It's not very important.
U- Nope
P- Why not?
U- Because
P- Tell me more...
U- No
P- Really?
U- Yup
P- Are you sure?
U- Positive
P- Yes...
U- Yup
P- What makes you that sure?
U- Because I know
P- Yes...
U- Uh huh
P- Tell me more...
U- I don't wanna
P- So what?
U- **** you
P- Same to you.
U- Up yours


Hehe. I was bored, really bored :p.

[Gayowulf]

LOL

Thats pretty good. I could never carry on for that long.

I had a pretty good log. we were discussing whether prometheus felt love. heh never kept it though (keeping and reading the chat logs for entertainment would be a real sign of boredom!)

[Nick]

It was amusing for the five minutes it took me to do that log above, but now it's just boring. It only seems to say about ten things. Oh well, off to find another source of mild entertainment.

[Gayowulf]

its kida crappy because it was translated from italian, and a lot of responses were deleted. i have a buzzword generator so you can impress your friends with phrases like I'll show them my vertical upgradable processor. or They'll never figure out how I could do that with just a inverse intuitive network. or I think you are too clever to use a advanced diagnostic response.

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[Coolin]

I can't get to it, did someone take it down?

[Gayowulf]

It works for me, still but others have said it doesnt work either so i dont know WTF's up

[LeX]

Works for me... and if anybody's interested, I've posted our own conversation below:

P- Hi. I am ready to receive.
U- What's up?
P- Not much...
U- Not much what?
P- Really?
U- No, really.
P- Why not?
U- Because...
P- Tell me more...
U- No way
P- Really?
U- No, really.
P- Why not?
U- 'cause I said so
P- And then?
U- Then it's the end of this damned conversation
P- What conversation means for you?
U- Da hell?
P- Questions, questions...
U- Yeah, you're askin' 'em yourself
P- So what?
U- Questions, questions...
P- And then?
U- Questions, questions...
P- You said the same thing before.
U- So I did
P- That sounds interesting.
U- The ****?
P- Your way to speech doesn't make you look any clever.
U- No, I'm smart, not clever
P- Please go on...
U- You want me to go?
P- It's not very important.
U- DAMN YOU!!!! You're saying that I'm not important?!
P- It seems you got a point.
U- I really should kick your --- for that comment
P- What do you mean for that comment?
U- Means yo're a complete idoit
P- And then?
U- And then?! Questions again.... you've repeated yourself 3 times.
P- Does questions interests you?
U- Nope
P- Why not?
U- Not the least
P- Really?
U- really
P- Go on...
U- go where?
P- Why are you asking?
U- how come you're wondering?
P- May be...
U- Go on...
P- Tell me more...
U- You're saying it
P- Yes...
U- So keep talking
P- That sounds interesting.
U- Yes, so do say something
P- Are you really convinced of this?
U- The ****, you don't make sense!
P- Same to you.
U- Leaving this piece of crap
P- Your way to speech doesn't make you look any clever.
U- I'm not clever, I'm smart
P- Please go on...
U- Bye
P- Bye.

So I left, bored with this and frustrated.

[Nick]

If you want a conversation that is more, well, not deep. Check out my mod version: Prometheus: SWMF 3.5 (http://luna.spaceports.com/~si/funny/prometheus-mod.html).

Sample conversation:



U- Hello.
P- Sup? Sup?
U- Nada. You?
P- Yeah right, like I'm going to give YOU the answer.
U- **** you!
P- Same to you, mother ****er.
U- Up yours *****.
P- Shove it up your ***.
U- No!
P- Really?
U- YES!
P- Are you really convinced of this? Just like you were convinced ompa lumpas were real?
U- Man, shut the hell up!
P- I see, and why the hell are you talking to me?.
U- Because I want to!
P- That makes no ****ing sense.
U- Shut up!
P- You shut the hell up!
U- No!
P- Really?
U- YES!
P- Are you positive? Yes? Well you're WRONG!
U- Screw you *****!
P- Same to you, mother ****er.
U- Up yours!
P- What the?

[Coolin]

Since I can't get on the original one, I went to Nick's webboard with an attitude, here's my transcript:


Originally From Conversation With Prometheus SWMF 3.5

U- Hi
P- Yo.
U- So, how are you today?
P- Questions agrivate the hell outta me.
U- So? I wanna ask you questions, and I will
P- Get me interested before delete your hard drive.
U- Ha! You can't delete my Hard Drive! You're just a stupid HTML page!
P- Aiight.
U- Ya, so?
P- Why the **** do you want to know?
U- Know what???
P- Lay off the ****inn questions.
U- You have some serious spelling problems
P- So?
U- Dang, you use so too!
P- And I care because?
U- You are using my language
P- Yeah, and?
U- Shut up?
P- You came here to speak. Now speak 'fore I beat jor ---.
U- I am speaking dammit!
P- What the?
U- What the what?
P- Why the **** do you want to know?
U- Because I'm interested
P- Yeah, and?
U- I'm interested!
P- And I care because?
U- Damn, you repeat so much!
P- I see, and why the hell are you talking to me?.
U- Because this HTML page is meant for conversation
P- Does conversation make you randy, baby? Does it?
U- What does randy mean?
P- I don't have any idea. Stop bothering me.
U- If you didn't know, why did you use that word?
P- Why the **** do you want to know?
U- Because I want to enlarge my vocabulary
P- Get me interested before delete your hard drive.
U- You said that before, I told you, you can't delete my HD, you're just a stupid HTML page!
P- Yeah, so?
U- That means you can't delete my HD dammit!
P- Aiight.
U- Yes...
P- Are you really convinced of this? Just like you were convinced ompa lumpas were real?
U- Yes, I am convinced you can't delete my HD
P- No.
U- huh?
P- I don't have any idea. Stop bothering me.
U- Explain why you said no before I flood the heck out of you!
P- I see, and why the hell are you talking to me?.
U- Because I have never met such an interesting swearer
P- Does interesting make you randy, baby? Does it?
U- Tell me again, what does randy mean?
P- There ain't much teh say....
U- Are you hiding the definition?
P- I don't have any idea. Stop bothering me.
U- Fine! Be that way! I'm looking up that word on Merriam Websters Internet Dictionary!
P- And I care because?
U- I will find out the meaning of the word randy and you can't hide it from me no more!
P- That makes no ****ing sense.
U- randy - a scolding or dissolute woman
I'm male dag-nabbit!
P- Yeah, so?
U- That means that I can't be randy
P- Yeah, and?
U- Shut up with the questions
P- You shut the hell up!
U- You first my "friend"
P- That sounds boring as hell.
U- You're boring you repeater!
P- I see, and why the hell are you talking to me?.
U- Because your swearing at me?
P- Questions agrivate the hell outta me.
U- Then why do you ask them?
P- Lay off the ****inn questions.
U- I don't want to!
P- That makes no ****ing sense.
U- Neither do you
P- Keep talkin -----.
U- I thought you just told me to shut up before
P- So?
U- ya and?
P- Why the **** do you want to know?
U- know what?
P- Yeah right, like I'm going to give YOU the answer.
U- The answer to what?
P- Questions agrivate the hell outta me.
U- STOP REPEATING!!!
P- Talk so I can understand or I wont listen to you *******.
U- It's not like I understand you
P- Get me interested before delete your hard drive.
U- Not that threat again, I'm leaving you bastard
P- Shove it up your ---.
U- Shove what?
P- Questions agrivate the hell outta me.
U- Bye
P- See ya in hell.
U- Actually, I'm going to heaven, it's you who's going to hell
P- Do you like to have fun with actually?
U- ?
P- Why the **** do you want to know?
U- Bye no lamer
P- Bye, *******.
U- cya
P- See ya in hell.


That's about it.

[Gayowulf]

http://www.elfqrin.com/promethbox.html Ths one actually works

Hey Nick i like your modifications, makes it more fun

[Nick]

Coolin: watch Austin Powers and you'll see what "randy" means ;).

[Coolin]

I thought I got the definition from Webster in that transcript...

[Coolin]

Ok, I made a chat with the real Prometheous, this one is really funny! He sits there getting insulted!



P- Hi. I am ready to receive.
U- Hi
P- What's up?
U- The sky
P- Go on...
U- What else is there to say?
P- May be...
U- You make no sense
P- Go on...
U- stop repeating "Go on..."
P- So what?
U- Damn you!
P- May be you are right.
U- Of course I'm right!
P- I see.
U- uh huh
P- Tell me more...
U- You suck
P- Yes...
U- I know, it's obvious!
P- I see.
U- Yep
P- Are you sure?
U- Positive
P- Tell me more...
U- You are very dumb
P- So what?
U- Your dumb
P- Go on...
U- You are an idiodic imbecile!
P- Yes?
U- Yep
P- What makes you that sure?
U- Cuz I know
P- That sounds interesting.
U- It's interesting for me too
P- And then?
U- You are a lame HTML page that let's itself be insulted
P- What do you mean for being insulted?
U- I mean for being insulted
P- Please go on...
U- And you truly are dumb, dumb, and shall I say dumb?
P- May be...
U- Trust me, I know
P- That sounds interesting.
U- It is!
P- It seems you got a point.
U- Yes, I do
P- Are you really convinced of this?
U- Truly
P- So what?
U- So, you are totally lame
P- And then?
U- You are a piece of ----
P- Same to you.
U- Really?
P- May be...
U- I say not!
P- Yes?
U- Of course not
P- Yes...
U- I knew you'd see it my way
P- Please go on...
U- I are a lame person with no life at all! You just sit there and speak nonsense!
P- I see.
U- Yep
P- What makes you that sure?
U- Because I know everything
P- That sounds interesting.
U- Yep
P- What makes you that sure?
U- Yep
P- Yes, I got it.
U- Ok
P- That sounds interesting.
U- It is
P- Tell me more...
U- I'd rather not
P- Please go on...
U- I told you! I'd rather not!
P- Yes?
U- Ya
P- Go on...
U- Shut up
P- You came here to speak. Now you are free to leave.
U- I am?
P- Questions, questions...
U- Your the one who said I could leave dammit!
P- I see.
U- Yes
P- What makes you that sure?
U- Because
P- That sounds interesting.
U- uh?
P- Questions, questions...
U- Shut up
P- You don't have to talk to me, if you won't.
U- Ok! BYE LAMER!


That's all folks