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Mr. Sparkle
January 4th, 2002, 17:47
i have around 10,000 hi-res images of women but absolutley no webdesign skills. anyone want to help me make a pornsite?
deeplist
January 4th, 2002, 18:01
Ummm . . . I think you are in the wrong forum buddy! :angry2:
Vegs
January 4th, 2002, 18:03
this should be web design forum and also there are some minors who uses this forum so please dont post your url here.
deeplist
January 4th, 2002, 18:17
What an idiot. :angry2: If he has enough time to collect all of those pictures, then he should have enough time to learn some basic HTML. :rolleyes:
rapmaster
January 4th, 2002, 18:28
I imagin its probably pretty hard to type with your hands preoccupied, if u know what I mean ;) ;) ;)
Demigod
January 4th, 2002, 18:44
Originally posted by rapmaster
I imagin its probably pretty hard to type with your hands preoccupied, if u know what I mean ;) ;) ;)

ROTFLMAO
YUPAPA
January 4th, 2002, 19:56
Originally posted by Mr. Sparkle
i have around 10,000 hi-res images of women but absolutley no webdesign skills. anyone want to help me make a pornsite?

Show me your nipple first!
YUPAPA
January 4th, 2002, 19:57
THEN your cave and cylinder!
THEN I will make it with you!!
deeplist
January 4th, 2002, 20:05
Originally posted by rapmaster
I imagin its probably pretty hard to type with your hands preoccupied, if u know what I mean ;) ;) ;)

Lol! Oh great, it looks as though we have scared off another new member. Ahhh . . . shame on us. ;)
conkermaniac
January 4th, 2002, 20:22
Originally posted by Vegs
this should be web design forum and also there are some minors who uses this forum so please dont post your url here.

Not only are there minors, but there also are women. Do you expect women to help you create a porn site displaying images of women? :rolleyes:
deeplist
January 4th, 2002, 20:30
I really think this thread should either be locked or moved. If not, it could turn out like that one when those two guys had a spamfest and afterwards when the mods saw it, they had their post count reduced to zero. :D
conkermaniac
January 4th, 2002, 20:32
Which two guys had a spam fest? :eek:
conkermaniac
January 4th, 2002, 20:33
If Yupapa doesn't get his post count reduced to zero SOON, I'm going to go nuts! He deserves it more than anyone else on these boards!
YUPAPA
January 4th, 2002, 20:36
Do you want my post counts? I can give it to you.
I don't care about it... I just want to change my user title!!
Mr. Sparkle
January 4th, 2002, 20:42
i don't quite know why you guys are so upset. i didn't post any porn, or links to porn. i simply mentioned its existence. i think women and minors can handle that. i also thought the name of the thread was fairly specific.

i simply thought a forum full of webmasters might have one or two people who might be interested in making a site.
conkermaniac
January 4th, 2002, 20:44
Originally posted by Mr. Sparkle
i don't quite know why you guys are so upset. i didn't post any porn, or links to porn. i simply mentioned its existence. i think women and minors can handle that. i also thought the name of the thread was fairly specific.

i simply thought a forum full of webmasters might have one or two people who might be interested in making a site.

Just learn some HTML. It doesn't take THAT long.
trenzterra
January 4th, 2002, 20:49
Originally posted by conkermaniac


Just learn some HTML. It doesn't take THAT long. not everyone has as much time as you.
Docevl
January 4th, 2002, 21:00
Originally posted by YUPAPA


Show me your nipple first!
Yep...YUPAPA hasn't changed on bit.
TFA Network
January 4th, 2002, 21:03
go find yourself a porn\web design bbs don't use 8+ web forums to post things like that. makes me angry! lol
deeplist
January 4th, 2002, 21:31
I think it is pretty impressive that after a whole year this guy can still remember his name and password for this forum. He made his first two posts today, lets give him a round of applause. :D
YUPAPA
January 4th, 2002, 21:33
NO!..
he registered on "12-31-2001"
4 days ONLY!!!!
deeplist
January 4th, 2002, 21:36
Originally posted by YUPAPA
NO!. He registered on "12-31-2001" 4 days ONLY!

Ooops . . . I read it wrong the first time. :confused2
rapmaster
January 4th, 2002, 21:49
here, do it in php...






<?

$plist = ("/dir/with/porn/pics");

echo "
<html>
<head>
<title>Porn list</title>
</head>
<body bgcolor=000000 text=c0c0c0>
<br>";
$list = "<table width=700 border=0 bordercolor=#ffffff style=\"border-collapse: collapse\">";
$list .= "<tr><td width=700><b>Porn Pics Below</b></td></tr>";
$dir = opendir($plist);
while($file = readdir($dir)) {
if (($file != "..") and ($file != ".")) {
$list .= "<tr><td width=700><img src="$file" border=0></td></tr>";
}
}
$list .= "</table>";

echo $list;
echo"
<br><br>
</body>
</html>";


?>





:D hehe
meow
January 4th, 2002, 21:55
Originally posted by Mr. Sparkle
i don't quite know why you guys are so upset. i didn't post any porn, or links to porn. i simply mentioned its existence. i think women and minors can handle that. i also thought the name of the thread was fairly specific.

i simply thought a forum full of webmasters might have one or two people who might be interested in making a site.
I'm sure there are people here who could be interested. I would suggest that you add some details (like do you have the copyright or permission to publish them, do you have space on a server, what kind of pics they are, what type of site you are looking for and so on) and post in the Adds and Offers forum that you are looking for a partner.
Jan
January 4th, 2002, 22:08
And be prepared to pay, because that would be one hell of a job.

Alternatively you can teach yourself html (http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/teachingtool/)
AdidasROXX
January 4th, 2002, 22:25
or go with wsyiwyg...dreamweaver or golive or sumthing...
meow
January 4th, 2002, 22:30
:rolleyes: He doesn't want to learn HTML. He wants to find some one who can make the site for him.
rapmaster
January 4th, 2002, 22:31
I still say use my php script :D hehe
meow
January 4th, 2002, 22:37
Why don't you apply for the job buttmaster? Must be just right for you! :D
(Your table is wrong btw.)
rapmaster
January 4th, 2002, 23:07
Originally posted by meow
Why don't you apply for the job buttmaster? Must be just right for you! :D
(Your table is wrong btw.)

no thx cat man, I'm not a porn freak, and yeah, my php script probably is fugged up, I'm still figur'n out the damn language.
crackhead
January 5th, 2002, 01:46
hehe porn
meow
January 6th, 2002, 08:38
Will there be nipples? :ditsy2: