Fresh from Standard Internet's Forums - Subliminal Traffic!

[}:8) Supermoo]

Well have I found a real treat for you all, this brand new brilliant program is out! I'd reccomend it to everyone!

http://www.subliminaltraffic.com/

Sign up today! ;)

[KapTinKiRk]

Dag nabit, I sure do wish I lived in Iraq...wait, nevermind.

[}:8) Supermoo]

lol :D

Me is monving there! ASAP! ;)

[Ankari]

the signup isnt oworking now pls help me. anyone gots ti to work? and they lets pornsites anal oral watersprts or juts normal like freebees?

[}:8) Supermoo]

Why I signed up and am making a fortune! *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* ;)

[Ankari]

i know but how can i signuip if tyhe page dont work are u def? HOW TO SIGNUP now you uinderstan me ]68^*^suppermoo?

[}:8) Supermoo]

Hmmm... I'd keep trying! :rolleyes:

Maybe you're not in Iraq and it can tell! ;)

<whisper>I think it's a scam Ankari! ;)</whisper>

[Ankari]

if its a scam how u make the money try keep it for yourself?? what u say about iraq u insulting M<eee?

[}:8) Supermoo]

I'm just a little bit unsure about how you can make $95 CPM on a site without any links. :rolleyes:

[KapTinKiRk]

Why its subliminableble... you make the money when you sleep. It all makes sense really, I just can't explain it.

[}:8) Supermoo]

Hmmm... yes I understand now! ;)

[BillWill]

You guys have to much time on your hands...

[b]

iraq is under un sanction and nobody has access to the net except the government.
why would anyone buy a domain and use it as a joke?
what's the point of this?

[}:8) Supermoo]

Questions, Questions... ;)

[Cheap Bastard]

it's subliminal advertising you idiots. They use subliminal screentechniques to control your visitors, then when you login to read your stats they subliminally use you so you think you've made no money at all. They get all the profits!!! IRAQ IS SCAMMING US!!!

[Robert from SI]

No...no...no...

We pay you subliminally to! I just sent subliminally sent you $1000.00 cheapbastard, enjoy!


All kidding aside........I was commenting one day on the SI forum about how everyone wants to make huge CPMs but no one actually wants to put ads on their site. After a lot of back and forth I jokingly said we'd open the program "Subliminal Traffic."

About a week later, as a joke, one of our affiliates registered the domain and created that site.

And i agree with BillWill....some folks have WAAAAAAY to much free time!

;)

[Cheap Bastard]

DAMMIT
my subliminal check hasn't arrived yet. Goddamn busy internet must be lagging my check. damn. If it's not here tomorrow i'm gonna start complaining...

[jw]

It was probably wire transferred to the subliminal portion of your brain, usually it takes deja-vu or a dream to get it, just wait it will come :)

[}:8) Supermoo]

Originally posted by Robert from SI
I was commenting one day on the SI forum about how everyone wants to make huge CPMs but no one actually wants to put ads on their site.

Look I'll put ad banners on my site for a reasonable CPM if Standard Internet does the program! You guys rock! :)

[Cheap Bastard]

i thought there were NO banners with the subliminal traffic program...

[}:8) Supermoo]

lol, no I was being serious. If SI released a banner program it would instantly be one of the best... BannerTraffic anyone? :)

[Cheap Bastard]

i'll go copyright the term ''bannertraffic'' and ''bannertraffic.com'' right now:D

[}:8) Supermoo]

Good luck buying it off tucows.com! :D

hehe... maybe it's (registered by SI)...

AuctionTraffic
DomainTraffic
BannerAdTraffic
TextLinkTraffic
AdvertisingTraffic
MovieTraffic
ButtonTraffic
BrowserTraffic
ComputerTraffic
ShoppingTraffic


hehe... Here's to some good Advertising Traffic! :)

[Cheap Bastard]

...
so where's my subliminal money? i'm still waiting y'know...:mad:

[Ty]

Uh-oh CheapBastard, it sounds like you've been ripped off! Geez, all the good ad programs end up being scams... ;)

- Ty

[Cheap Bastard]

@*#^%!@!
can't trust anyone nowadays...