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Jan
February 13th, 2002, 02:44
AUSTRALIAN LOVE SONG...

Of course I love ya darling
your a bloody top notch bird
and when I say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
it means that when I'm ready
there's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
so long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms 'round there

No sheila who is your age
has nice round perky breasts
they just gave in to gravity
but I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
that ya'v got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nannas grave now
the moment that we met
I thought u was as good as I
was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
now shut up while the footy's on
and get me another beer!

:p :o

meow
February 13th, 2002, 02:59
:whatthe:

Jan
February 13th, 2002, 03:01
:biggrin2: Real romantic huh????? :eek:

meow
February 13th, 2002, 03:05
That's sheep shaggars for ya! :confused2

Jan
February 13th, 2002, 03:06
That's NZ ;)

Speaking of NZ, where is your friend?

meow
February 13th, 2002, 03:13
Off sheep shaggin'? :biggrin2: