One joking to jokings

[DarkBlood]

Ah, seriously now, jokes are fun I guess. I hope I am not re-posting this... just post jokes or questions that have funny answers.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it is too far to walk.

[Johnson]

...yawn.

[DarkBlood]

Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. That is what their students are for.

and this...


The less you know the more money you make

Proof:
We know that
a) Time is Money
b) Knowledge is Power
and from Physics
c) Power = Work / Time

By simple substitution:
Knowledge = Work / Money
Knowledge * Money = Work
Money = Work / Knowledge

It follows that as knowledge goes to 0, money goes to infinity.