Corrupt Wish Game

[Mole]

I got this off another forum I go on:

For example:

Bob: I wish for a toothbrush
Bill: Granted but it melts all your teeth!
I wish for a rubber duck!
Jack: Granted but its carnivouris!

and so on.... :devious2: so? any wanna plAY?

I'll start:

I wish I had a Boat

[Mole]

Granted but it has a hole in it..

I wish I had a plane

[Chris L.]

Granted but it has a hole in it and you get sucked out of it mid flight, the hole is the size oif your fist.... (Ewwwie)

[Tree]

I wish this forum (test things out, not FWS in general) didn't suck so bad.

[Mole]

Granted but it failed u more...

I wish for a new car

[Mole]

Granted by it blows up...

I wish I had a toad

[krakjoe]

granted but you fall in love with it and live a cursed life....

wish I had a way to travel through time....

[Mole]

Granted but it breaks down in time on you..

I wish I had a Million Dollars

[themoose]

Granted but it breaks down in time on you..

I wish I had a Million Dollars

Granted but SHUT THE ---- UP.

[Matsta]

lol can i add to it? YOU BLOODY ----

[Mole]

Granted but SHUT THE ---- UP.

Granted but it didnt last long..

I wish i had a jack

[Chris L.]

Let me finish for you...


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Granted. But your jackass dies,
I wish I had Unlimited unbreakable wishes.

[Mole]

Granted but they each fail you.

I wish Everyone would grow-up

[iBrightDev]

I wish you would grow up.

[Mole]

Granted but not gonna happen long..lol