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miahosting
December 26th, 2006, 19:16
Server Downtime

We are constantly working to improve our server downtime.

Keeping you awake at night is our #1 priority.

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If your websites go down we'll make sure to confuse

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The best host around, lol......
Very amusing, haha

http://www.nouptime.com/
fireshark
December 26th, 2006, 23:19
Hey this dude actually updates the site, last time I checked it looked different :/
Jovial
December 27th, 2006, 01:58
i saw this on other sites also
really funny
ganesh.rao
December 27th, 2006, 02:08
Dude, this is the best site I have ever come up with.

My God.... haha :D
J J
December 27th, 2006, 03:17
"There was a time in my life when I was depressed. My doctor recommended that I try No Uptime, and my life has improved significantly. Thanks No Uptime"

:p
JonnyH
December 27th, 2006, 03:35
Nice Packs:

- 200Gb of Storage
- 10 Bytes of Path Bandwidth
JonnyH
December 27th, 2006, 03:36
Just looked at this bit:

Idiots who entered Google as a Host: 8
Gipo_dinamia
December 27th, 2006, 09:38
Just looked at this bit:

Idiots who entered Google as a Host: 8
Where did you find it?
miahosting
December 27th, 2006, 11:52
Where did you find it?


he found in the top 10 worst hosts ;)
Jovial
December 27th, 2006, 12:09
yeah
true
that site us really cool
even the owners personal site :P
AMC
December 27th, 2006, 12:21
well it made me laugh :P
Blade1941
December 28th, 2006, 04:30
They are the worst and best host a the same time somehow :o

AT least they say so..
Jovial
December 28th, 2006, 05:19
well its a joke
i did buy that domain if he gives and give it to a host
i dont wanna tell that name
i will give a clue its ever sinking host first their paid host went down then he started free host which went down then he started warez on that domain then now he has a server move completed page