Random Slang conversation words

[Jordan Mclay]

As you can tell by the topic i am bored :( its 12.30am here and i have nothing else to do so here goes :)

Lets see what interesting slang convo words we can pick out here and list any unusual ones you have came across
Here is the "Ned" Patter i have came across , Decker and other scots will know some of them
Wit m8 = What mate
Ya Dafty = You daft person
Ya bunnit :lol: = You hat :S
Yir aff yir rocker = You are off your head


Dont say its a stupid topic , its only to pass the time and have some amusement :P

[anhedonia]

lol wtf I've never seen any of those :o

[Tree]

lol wtf I've never seen any of those :o
Me neither. Except the last one, which is a pretty common expression, just spelled horribly.

[anhedonia]

Actually yes, I've heard "you are off your rocker".

[iBrightDev]

those arent really slang though. more like IM talk. shortened words like lol and stuff like that. also, it just sounds and looks like you done know how to speak and spell. :S here is some real slang to get it started.

moolie - Italian slang for a black person. Short for "moulinyan," Italian dialect for "eggplant." *gonna spread me some moolie-paste on toast.
onion - an ounce of cocaine *i need bout an onion of dat purp.
trick - A broad term for describing women who are either teases, hoes, or one of the above pretending to be the other. Calling a woman a trick shows you are not impressed/convinced by their ----. *Man I don't need her, that ----- was nuthin' but a trick
wig - One's head, dome, cranium! *Step up and get your wig pushed back!


word
definition
*used in a sentance

[Jan]

Here's a few for you :p

http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

[Dan]

Thanks Jan. Will come in handy ;)

[iBrightDev]

lol, those are good Jan.

[Jan]

Here is the "Ned" Patter i have came across
What is Ned Patter? Kinda reminds me of this "colourful" character http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?t=75236 oldman2

That thread was his finale :lol:

[themoose]

r u d 1 2 c 4 a bj? pm m plz w/asl if u r.

[iBrightDev]

lol, but, not slang either. just internet talk. :P

[themoose]

I was going for a ruby down the frog in the jar when the bone went. Cor blimey if it weren't the trouble. She'd had her barnet done and bought a new tit for tat now her plates were giving her jip. Well she gave me a real north and south full 'bout the porkies I told her 'bout the waitress that I had rested my mince pies on, so I puts on me new whistle and peckham rye 'nd we went down the rub a dub dub and she had a cuppa rosey and I had a jar. Sorted.

[iBrightDev]

lol, now, that is a lot of slang

[Jordan Mclay]

@ craig , Take it thats a bit of the cockney slang

And jan , Ned stands for non educated delinquent , sorry about the spelling :p

[Keagle]

@ craig , Take it thats a bit of the cockney slang

And jan , Ned stands for non educated delinquent , sorry about the spelling :p

That's Colin. And Aye :)

[Dan]

Here's some typical Waterford slang here in Ireland:

Well boi, what's the craic? Any auld sca wit ya?
Sher I was down the boozer with de lads n' yer wan from the Glen. Good banter to be shared by all like, ya know lad?

[Jordan Mclay]

Translate dan :p

[Dan]

Translate dan :p

Ok:


Well boi, what's the craic? Any auld sca wit ya?
Sher I was down the boozer with de lads n' yer wan from the Glen. Good banter to be shared by all like, ya know lad?

Hi friend, how are you? Any news with you?
I was at the pub with the boys and that girl living in The Glen. Good conversation was shared by all. Know what I mean bud?

[Jan]

And jan , Ned stands for non educated delinquent , sorry about the spelling :p
So the dude in the link I posted above chose an apt username then :D

[Jordan Mclay]

lol , Don't you have "neds" in australia ? Like annoying little kids who stand on street corners drinking and annoying anyone in sight lol

[iBrightDev]

Jordano, is this someting you know a lot about? lol, j/k. just giving you a hard time. ;)

[Jordan Mclay]

No :P Im actually harassed by neds in my area.
Had my car smashed with a glass bottle of "buckfast" Caught the little buggers in the end though and gave them a seing :)

[Matt8]

What about Ned Flanders? He's a good Ned ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Flanders

[Craig]

Apples & Pairs = Stairs
Dog & Bone = Phone
Ruby = Curry
Abraham Lincoln = Stinking
Ace of Spades = AIDS
Adam and the Ants = Pants
After Eight = Date
Alligator = Later
Ancient Greek = Reek
Apple Bobbing = Robbing
Arthur Ash = Slash
Tommy Tit = Sh1t

^^ What I know, then I got lazy :p

[Keagle]

I only know; Cuppa Rosie = Tea.

[Jordan Mclay]

Joe Maxi - Taxi :)

Trouble & Strife - Wife

Skydiver - Fiver (£5)

Score - £20

10 bob - £0.50

[themoose]

Apples & Pairs = Stairs
Dog & Bone = Phone
Ruby = Curry
Abraham Lincoln = Stinking
Ace of Spades = AIDS
Adam and the Ants = Pants
After Eight = Date
Alligator = Later
Ancient Greek = Reek
Apple Bobbing = Robbing
Arthur Ash = Slash
Tommy Tit = Sh1t

^^ What I know, then I got lazy :p

Barney = Barney Rubble = Trouble :p

Was on oceans 13.

[moneyballs2]

One i like to use a lot

'Your avin a bubble!'

Bubble --> Bubble Bath --> Laugh

and my favourite...

'Lets av a butchers'

Butchers --> Butchers Hook --> Look

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Some modern day slang words....

Chooong - Good (Used for describing good looking people e.t.c)
Skeen - Ok (I see)
Wasteman - Waste Of Space
Mannor - Area Somebody Lives

I don't actually use any of the above 4, I just understand them :p

I'll post some more later when I remember them, Got some ruder ones too, might post them in "white" (to highlight) if everybody is ok with that.