Fart Fire?

[Craig]

Has anyone ever set fire to their own arse when farting?, I know its a stupid question but I've been challenged for next Saturday, need to get practicing.

[iBrightDev]

yes, and it really does work. can be dangerous though. :P

[Decker]

Beans, cauliflower, etc. all good for it - avoid dry roast peanuts at all costs though!

[Darknight]

I wouldnt do it... Unless blisters on the inside and around your --- turn you on.. Becuse that can happen.

[Decker]

That's why I suggested the above options to do/don't do, clean fuel with no back pressure or return valve problems :D

[arizonadream]

I've seen guys do this in college, it didn't look very difficult from the side, who knows never practised, I guess you have to eat something special to manage it, one doesn't fart everyday.

[Blank Verse]

If you have any hair on your hands, shave it off.

[Ben]

If you have any hair on your hands, shave it off.

This one time I was playing with butane. I used a lighter to torch it and aimed it at a window. The fire came back at me and singed every hair on my right arm.

Smelled narsty.

[Darknight]

ROTFLMAO I like that one...

That's why I suggested the above options to do/don't do, clean fuel with no back pressure or return valve problems :D

[[JSH]John]

I'm starting to think Craig is one crazy guy... lol I've never tried it but everything Decker said should help. :P

[Decker]

one doesn't fart everyday.

:eek2: WHAT!!!!

[Ben]

:eek2: WHAT!!!!

Srsly. Someone's gotta be backed up.

Or maybe he takes beano. So there be no gas.

[krakjoe]

If I don't fart at least hourly I consider myself ill ...

[Decker]

I'm sure there is an atomic declaration - at least in my area!

[Blank Verse]

If I don't fart at least hourly I consider myself ill ...

Just hourly? The fact that I wrote out this entire post without letting one go has me concerned.

[jmiller]

You are all way too knowledgable in this subject.

[Decker]

The school of life teaches many things - this is just one of those that need certain information to be survived :D

[Blank Verse]

It's all clearly in the interests of science.

[Decker]

It's all clearly in the interests of science.

My arse (pun fully intended) :lol:

[Blank Verse]

If you die, will you donate it to science?

[Cam.]

I just had to click on the topic with Fart Fire didn't I... :P

[Decker]

If you die, will you donate it to science?

They already have it.

[Craig]

The day is here (figertips down blackboard). Quoted from Rocky ''If he dies, he dies''.

[Darknight]

Have a nice hosptial trip, Hope they give you some good blistering cream.. :P

[Decker]

Wirebrush and disinfectant all ready for later?

[Blank Verse]

The day is here (figertips down blackboard). Quoted from Rocky ''If he dies, he dies''.

Dolph Lundgren is a legend.

As is this procedure.

[Kwek]

I wouldn't want to try that.

[Decker]

Give him another few hours then we have to open an 'RIP Craig' thread (as in RIP'ed apart)

[Craig]

I couldnt do it :(, I let someone else go first and he had a backflash (didnt look good) so I said ''no chance''.

He's walking around like a penguin today hehe.

[[JSH]John]

hahahaa I bet you're glad you didn't do it now :P

[Craig]

John;935728']hahahaa I bet you're glad you didn't do it now :P

Toooooo right :ninja:, am nuts but not that nuts!.

[Galaxy-Hosts.com]

I couldnt do it :(, I let someone else go first and he had a backflash (didnt look good) so I said ''no chance''.

He's walking around like a penguin today hehe.

Is he calling you a chicken as he waddles around? I guess I would rather be a chicken with a healthy bum, as opposed to a penguin with a roasted bum. :P (Although in my younger days I did light my farts on fire a few times with ok results.)

[Decker]

I couldnt do it :(

WHAT! :chicken:

CRAIG :chicken:

Nuf said - :chicken:

[Richard]

I've seen guys do this in college, it didn't look very difficult from the side, who knows never practised, I guess you have to eat something special to manage it, one doesn't fart everyday.

No. One farts more than once per day :P

[Blank Verse]

No pain, no glory, Craig :p

[Ben]

I couldnt do it :(, I let someone else go first and he had a backflash (didnt look good) so I said ''no chance''.

He's walking around like a penguin today hehe.

WUSS

WUSS!!!!

[Galaxy-Hosts.com]

No. One farts more than once per day :PEspecially if they eat a few bean burritos at Taco Bell, just so they can fart. Thats what I did when I wanted to light mine on fire. As mentioned above beans are one good food to eat to prevent a "backfire".

[Craig]

WHAT! :chicken:

CRAIG :chicken:

Nuf said - :chicken:

You been sniffing that unleaded again?.

[Decker]

You been sniffing that unleaded again?.

Nope, but you could have tried it to get things fired up :lol:

[Craig]

Nope, but you could have tried it to get things fired up :lol:

@ £1.03/lit ($2.06/lit) you must be joking :eek2:

[Decker]

@ £1.03/lit ($2.06/lit) you must be joking :eek2:

Cheapskate as well as chicken, I don't know :lol:

Think we should use the wirebrush and Detol on you anyway :ninja:

[Craig]

Cheapskate as well as chicken, I don't know :lol:

Think we should use the wirebrush and Detol on you anyway :ninja:

Lol, I have to laugh at these yanks paying around $3.80/gal (£1.90/gal) and moaning like mad (on CBS), us brits pay £4.00+/gal ($8.00+/gal) and thats going up!.

[Decker]

I know - I'm having to pay £5/gallon ($10.30) for desiel at the mo and that's getting it at a cheap garage, and they moan about it.

[themoose]

It's all because of that ----ing tax, must be at least 75% of it.

[Decker]

Gordon Browns pension fund is what it is :mad: robbin b'stard

[themoose]

Comon there Gramps, surely you'll be getting some of that pension money soon enough :p

[Blank Verse]

You guys are laughing at americans for paying less for gas :p

[Richard]

You guys are laughing at americans for paying less for gas :p

Not at all ;)

We are laughing at Americas because they moan and whine about paying less for gas ;)

[themoose]

Yeah, you're all a bunch of pussies.

[Craig]

It's all because of that ----ing tax, must be at least 75% of it.

I think its about 63-64p/lit they take.

[Decker]

Comon there Gramps, surely you'll be getting some of that pension money soon enough :p

If I hadn't been paying 'heavily' into my own personal pensions for many years I'd get about £70 a week to pay for everything, compare that to the secret pension awarded to UK MP's of £100,000 per year (£1923/week) that no one knew about till it was passed through their own secret club and legal.

Should I be bitter - ya feckin bet I am :devious2:

[Blank Verse]

Yeah, you're all a bunch of pussies.

Surely that wasn't directed at me.

[Ben]

Surely that wasn't directed at me.

What if it was?

Fight! Fight! Fight!

[Decker]

Is Colin calling you a bunch BV - GET IM!!!!

Colin you are required within the next 7 days to prove you have 'recently' fulfilled in all senses what you accuse others if not being capable/willing - ha your in bother now sonny boy :D

[themoose]

Surely that wasn't directed at me.

Well, technically it was directed at Americans, but seeing as you're the one doing the moaning hell yeah it was directed at you.

-----, bring it on.

[Darknight]

Pussy!

[Blank Verse]

Well, technically it was directed at Americans, but seeing as you're the one doing the moaning hell yeah it was directed at you.

-----, bring it on.

No moaning here.

By the way...your mother...I've been making her moan.

[Ben]

No moaning here.

By the way...your mother...I've been making her moan.

More like yawn...

OH SHI-

[Blank Verse]

Well...she was tired afterwards.

[Ben]

Well...she was tired afterwards.

You cannot redeem yourself.

[Blank Verse]

How about after this?

I redeemed all over her face.

[Craig]

How about after this?

I redeemed all over her face.

oldman2 I bet you gave her that load didnt you oldman2. Granny PIMP!.

[Ben]

How about after this?

I redeemed all over her face.

Oh, snap.

[Blank Verse]

I hope you've learned something here. Persevere, and you can do anything. Persevere. All over her face.

[Ben]

I hope you've learned something here. Persevere, and you can do anything. Persevere. All over her face.

So how long has it been since Hobo stole your signature?

[themoose]

I signature'd all over her face.

[Decker]

Who's face?

[Ben]

Who's face?

Your face.

[Decker]

Oh nasty :(

[Blank Verse]

So how long has it been since Hobo stole your signature?

Months.

And I'm not getting it back. When was the last time you saw him around here?

[Ben]

Months.

And I'm not getting it back. When was the last time you saw him around here?

I can't remember honestly. He was active in like 03, right?

[Blank Verse]

Well, and well beyond that. He's been spotted in '07, I'm sure. Late '06 at the earliest.

[Ben]

Well, and well beyond that. He's been spotted in '07, I'm sure. Late '06 at the earliest.

Interesting. Perhaps if you put out a fatwa, he'll show up.

[Blank Verse]

to say what? Give my sig back or else?

[Ben]

to say what? Give my sig back or else?

Give back your sig or you'll go Salman Rushdie on his ---.

[Blank Verse]

You've been reading books again, haven't you?

[Ben]

You've been reading books again, haven't you?

Forgive me.

Shall I burn them?

[Blank Verse]

Yes. And let Craig fart into the fire.