Powers!!!! yea baby

[Craig]

If you could have 1 power what would you have and why?

Craig would have invisibility then he could terrorize Colin.....:lol: n checkout Jan in the nude!!!.

[JohnN]

Stop time, and deal with all the perverts on fws;)

[Kwek]

I would like for the ability to control people's actions; that way, I will have control of everyone's power! :)

[themoose]

Invincibility, so I could do all kinds of crazy ---- (like jump out a plane w/o parachute) and not fear death.

[Dynash]

never to loose knowledge :D
best power to man oldman2

[Blank Verse]

Cock of the Gods.

[Darknight]

I would enjoy being able to control fire.

[Ben]

If you could have 1 power what would you have and why?

Craig would have invisibility then he could terrorize Colin.....:lol: n checkout Jan in the nude!!!.

I bet she just can't wait to go to the FWS gathering.

And my power would be ... to call on Raptor Jesus to do my bidding.

[Johnson]

The power to grant wishes, that wayI can grant myself anything I want. So, pretty much I get everything. I have found a loophole in your proposition, Craig, how do you feel now? You going to cry?

[notnamed]

If I had to choose a power that was "call on x to do my bidding" I'd totally go for Zombie Regan, not Raptor Jesus.

Anyway, the #1 superpower is totally shapeshifting.

[Corazu]

Jumper.

I hate walking. And it beats car insurance and gas prices.

Plus..it's just plain COOL, definitely a chick magnet.

[Nug]

Jumper.

I hate walking. And it beats car insurance and gas prices.

Plus..it's just plain COOL, definitely a chick magnet.

I was going to post Jumper power:(

[Johnson]

The power to grant wishes, that wayI can grant myself anything I want. So, pretty much I get everything. I have found a loophole in your proposition, Craig, how do you feel now? You going to cry?

Why is no one congratulating me on this? This way I can have the powers you've all listed and then some.

[themoose]

Why is no one congratulating me on this? This way I can have the powers you've all listed and then some.

Because nobody cares.

[Corazu]

Why is no one congratulating me on this? This way I can have the powers you've all listed and then some.

Because you only gave yourself the ability to grant wishes, not to ask for them.

Kind of useless if you ask me.

[themoose]

Oh, snap!

[Ben]

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[Matt8]

Invisibility sure would be fun...

[Ben]

Invisibility sure would be fun...

So you like to sneak into the women's changing rooms at Bebe, eh?

[Matt8]

No, they yell at me.

But with this power...Id be unstoppable....

[Host Factory]

I would have edit the space/time continuum, now that would be cool

[Nick]

I'd want the ability to regenerate body tissue at ridiculous rates. Maybe then I'd be able to undergo a procedure in which someone could plate my entire skeletal structure in a fictitious super-metal and give me retractable claws. You know guys, I think I'm on to a great idea here. I shall start work on a comic book about some guy with said powers.

[Johnson]

Because you only gave yourself the ability to grant wishes, not to ask for them.

Kind of useless if you ask me.

The whole point was that I could grant myself wishes.

[Blank Verse]

I'd want the ability to regenerate body tissue at ridiculous rates. Maybe then I'd be able to undergo a procedure in which someone could plate my entire skeletal structure in a fictitious super-metal and give me retractable claws. You know guys, I think I'm on to a great idea here. I shall start work on a comic book about some guy with said powers.

I would read this. But you should take orders from some bald cripple in a wheel chair, just for lulz

[Corazu]

The whole point was that I could grant myself wishes.

But you can't. I mean, Genies have the power you want, yet they're stuck in a bottle. They should be able to get themselves out but they can't because they don't have the ability to ask for wishes.

I found a flaw in your 'loophole'. Are you sad? Going to go cry in a corner?

I wish you would ;)

[James]

Power to seduce any women you want.

[themoose]

Power to seduce any women you want.

How selfless :angel:

[utcrazy]

See, the obvious answer to this question is clearly the power to have any power you want, whenever you want.

[Tree]

Magick.

[HeaveProjects]

The power to install & enable/disable powers :p

[Nick]

I would read this. But you should take orders from some bald cripple in a wheel chair, just for lulz

Brilliant. ****ing brilliant. This comic is going to be epic.

[themoose]

Brilliant. ****ing brilliant. This comic is going to be epic.

I would like to participate in the creation of this comic.
What can I do to help?

[Johnson]

But you can't. I mean, Genies have the power you want, yet they're stuck in a bottle. They should be able to get themselves out but they can't because they don't have the ability to ask for wishes.

I found a flaw in your 'loophole'. Are you sad? Going to go cry in a corner?

I wish you would ;)

Did I use the word "genie" anywhere?

[Corazu]

Well they're the only documented entity to have this power..so it's really just a plain fact.

[Johnson]

Oh, so now this thread is all about hardened facts? Face it, you're wrong.

[Blank Verse]

I would like to participate in the creation of this comic.
What can I do to help?


Skew copyright laws to the point where we can get away with this.

[Nick]

Skew copyright laws to the point where we can get away with this.

Go go go, Colin.

[themoose]

How would it violate copyright?

[Nick]

/facepalm

[Ben]

/facepalm

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[themoose]

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me = stupid

wolverine ftw.

[Johnson]

Batman > Wolverine


or wait, no, NO, Wolverine > Batman

wait...I can't decide. Poll?

[themoose]

Batman >> Wolverine.

[Nick]

LOL WTF

Batman?

What's his power, he's rich enough to buy fancy gadgets?

GTFO of here.

[themoose]

No, his fancy gadgets are his powers. And they're so ----ing cool.

GTFO youself

[Space Ghost]

new cancer bats has

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[leaked]

Rip date : 2008-03-25
Store date : 2008-04-22

stoked.

batman is still the ----

[Blank Verse]

Batman is all selfish, trying to be bigger than he is by being some fancy pants super hero, the man's ego is insane.

Wolverine is a hero against his will, but still a friend to the people, keeping them safe from all sorts of zany evil civilians.