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Ben
March 27th, 2008, 23:45
The things I see happen at Shell and Waffle House ... Discuss.


http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4384/jaguarfailqh0.jpg
[DWH]Yuxuan
March 27th, 2008, 23:50
What a dumb driver... did he/she make it in the end? Or is the car stuck?
iBrightDev
March 27th, 2008, 23:50
how the hell did the person manage this stupid move?
Ben
March 27th, 2008, 23:58
I'm not sure how it ended, but it was so funny I had to pull into Shell and take a picture. I'm sure it's somehow related to her smoking and yacking away on her phone in addition to probably being spoiled and impatient. Happens a lot here.

Oh, and this ----- is going on 4chan. I just made this:

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4271/jaguarfailborderpk4.jpg
Corazu
March 28th, 2008, 00:05
Nice caption...I still want to know the details of this could possibly happen.

"Let's examine the chain of causality here..."
Stan
March 28th, 2008, 08:02
Yeah, that kerb is higher than the rear bumper, wouldn't it have trashed the bumper?
Richard
March 28th, 2008, 08:56
Yeah, that kerb is higher than the rear bumper, wouldn't it have trashed the bumper?

The road/ground looks like its higher on the other side.

What could have happened, is the other side looks like a normal curb, but when she (It had to be a woman, right?) went to go over it, the drop the other side was unexpected, and thats why the car is half way down, as the drop would have done that.

PS: Look at the tire the other side, it looks very high. If you leveled the car, the curb would not be hitting the bottom.
Blank Verse
March 28th, 2008, 10:27
I love how she's still in the car. It's like she's going to try and gun it to get out of that predicament.
Johnson
March 28th, 2008, 12:44
Joking aside, only a woman would do this.
Ben
March 28th, 2008, 13:41
It was an older woman who wore too much make-up. She had the mannerisms of somebody who was spoiled from a young age.
AznRico
March 28th, 2008, 17:14
omg is that a jag? how did this happen!
stuffradio
March 28th, 2008, 18:15
Joking aside, only a woman would do this.
I like to call them "lolwoman"
jmiller
March 29th, 2008, 00:44
It was an older woman who wore too much make-up. She had the mannerisms of somebody who was spoiled from a young age.The city I live in, and more specifically my neighbourhood is FILLED with women like that. Every house on my street. About 20, has a jag, bentley, mercedes, or caddy. No word of a lie. Most have more than 2.
neol56
March 29th, 2008, 02:04
Should we award hem.her driver of the year trophy ??
DavidsAwesome
March 29th, 2008, 02:05
Yeah, thats a nice jag.... jesus. I can't imagine how you could be so stupid with such a nice car.
Dynash
March 29th, 2008, 02:36
maybe she was egar to get some food?
Blank Verse
March 29th, 2008, 03:01
The city I live in, and more specifically my neighbourhood is FILLED with women like that. Every house on my street. About 20, has a jag, bentley, mercedes, or caddy. No word of a lie. Most have more than 2.

---- every last one of them. That would be quite an accomplishment.
jmiller
March 29th, 2008, 04:22
---- every last one of them. That would be quite an accomplishment.No. They hate me. I've had the cops called on me at least a dozen times in 2 years. Never charged, always bull---- calls. Apparently I'm up to no good when I'm outside, at midnight having a smoke and a coffee in my PJs and slippers. haha.
Itprotj
March 29th, 2008, 11:37
All I can say is: Owned.

Itprotj
Johnson
March 29th, 2008, 12:17
No. They hate me. I've had the cops called on me at least a dozen times in 2 years. Never charged, always bull---- calls. Apparently I'm up to no good when I'm outside, at midnight having a smoke and a coffee in my PJs and slippers. haha.

Maybe they don't like mac users.
jmiller
March 29th, 2008, 12:35
Maybe they don't like mac users.That must be it.
Matt8
March 29th, 2008, 21:24
More proof that no one eats at any 24 hour place sober.
jmiller
March 30th, 2008, 00:58
More proof that no one eats at any 24 hour place sober.WHAT? :confused4
Blank Verse
March 31st, 2008, 02:07
Don't ever go to Denny's sober, before 3 am. When you eat Denny's, you will invariably end up feeling like ---- exactly one half hour after you have taken your last bite. We call this "Eating at Denny's"

When you're drunk, you're drunk. And therefore, when Eating at Denny's strikes, you're completely hammed (Moons over my Hammed?) and you don't even feel it. Plus I think their coffee is better at dealing with the alcohol, but I have no conclusive proof of that just yet. Further testing is needed.

Plus, what else is open at that time?

soberno.
jmiller
March 31st, 2008, 02:28
Eating at Denny's is usually a bad idea, regardless of the time. And sober or not.