A sober follow-up

[Ben]

Okay, so what happened last night. There ended up being around 20 people at my house for the party. 12-ish of them lived in the area and just walked over. One of them came over already drunk and continued to drink when he got here. We were all on the back porch, except the drunk kid who decided to inside for a bit. After about 20 minutes we all decide a CD change is needed ... stereo is upstairs.

JailBait goes to change it. He comes back down and reports there is vomit EVERYWHERE. I go up to check it out. All over the wall, a door, a dog's bed, the carpet. We look around and find drunk-kid passed out on the couch with vomit on his hands and shirt. Nick wakes him up by hitting him with a pillow. Drunk-kid gets up and Nick confronts him about the vomit. "Hey dude you need to clean that ---- up." Drunk-kid sits there and denies it. Then drunk-kid starts talking ----. My buddy Nick has a quick temper, so before drunk-kid can really finish a sentence he's on the ground bleeding. Followed by screams of "You don't ---- up my friend's house and then ----in' deny it!" among other things.

So I stop the fight. Help drunk-kid to the bathroom and get him cleaned up. Then I drive him home. A few minutes later I get a call ... "Yo man, tell Nick me and my -----s are coming to settle this ----." I tell him ... not on my street, but I'll let Nick know. I tell Nick and Nick says ---- him. Drunk-kid never showed up. Drunk-kid really doesn't know what he's getting into with these people. I'm not going to help him find Nick, because he'll end up seriously hurt. Drunk-kid will I mean.

Now I'm sitting here cleaning all this ---- up by myself, and let me tell you ... the smell is HORRID. I have incense and scented oils burning and it's doing nothing for the smell. I had to stop and get away before I puked.

So. A sober continuation of the previous thread ...

Any parties-gone-wrong stories you guys have to share?

[Johnson]

Use your jew powers and trade places with someone.

[Richard]

You drove him home while drunk?

[Stan]

I would have grabbed drunk kid by the hair and rubbed his face in his puke. Idiot.

[Ben]

You drove him home while drunk?

I wasn't drunk when it happened, this was around 11PM. I posted much later.


Johnson: But I'm not Jewish?

Stan: He got it worse than that. His face is completely swollen today. And like I said he's messed with the wrong group of people. I'm not giving him my friend's information because I don't want drunk-kid to end up in a hospital. Puker or not, he's my friend.

[themoose]

Well that's no fun, I thought somebody was stabbed based on what you wrote last night.

[Richard]

I see.

In that case. Stop wasting time by posting on this forum and get cleaning :P

[Ben]

Well that's no fun, I thought somebody was stabbed based on what you wrote last night.

"clocked his ---" is slang for getting punched in the head really, really hard once and then, upon the defender hitting the ground, followed up by a ground-beating.

Richard: Yeah, I'm avoiding it. Narsty ----.

[Richard]

Good luck with that Ben ;)

I'm in Atlanta in two weeks, want me to "clock his ---" in true British style?

[Johnson]

British people couldn't clock a kitten's ---.

[Richard]

Johnson. Britain is turning into a place where thugs breed.

[Dynash]

Johnson. Britain is turning into a place where thugs breed.

you can say that again.

[iBrightDev]

Johnson. Britain is turning into a place where thugs breed.

Lies, its all lies ;)

[JonnyH]

Mate got kicked out of a party drunk. People walked him home, which during that was pulled by the cops and a drunken taxi. Near home a huge black guy came over, he said something which he shouldnt of beggening with a 'n'. Meantime, i was ravin at the party.

[Matt8]

I've been to two big parties where toilets have gotten drunk. Both times were the cause of chicks that passed out *INTO* the toilet while throwing up. One of them cut her head open real bad. Me being the only somewhat sober and halfway intelligent person, I had to shut off the water as it was around an inch already on the floor. All the drunk people were just watching it like zombies and yelling, but not doing anything about it.

The other time, it was a really fat chick. She passed out and boom, right into the toilet and cracked the whole basin, throwing water everywhere. She eventually paid for it.

Last night, needless to say, a girl passed out on top of me at a checkout line at Dennys. Course, then again, more proof that people don't eat at 24 hr diners sober.

[Skylar]

Last night, needless to say, a girl passed out on top of me at a checkout line at Dennys. Course, then again, more proof that people don't eat at 24 hr diners sober.
Was she hot?

[Matt8]

Thats a big negative.

[Johnson]

Has that stopped you in the past?

[utcrazy]

Incense never seems cover up bad smells, just kind of temporarily masks them.

[jmiller]

Incense never seems cover up bad smells, just kind of temporarily masks them.I find it makes things worse, actually. Now it smells like vomit AND flowers.

[Ben]

Well, due to the fact that we own both a Shop-Vac and (for some odd reason) a Rug-Doctor clone, the ---- was cleaned up and the carpet scrubbed clean in about an hour and a half.

[Matt8]

Thread useless without pictures.

[jmiller]

Yes. Pics or it didn't happen.