I just opened up my new host! great prices going fast!

[is0lized]

SLOW HOST GRAND OPENING! ALL PLANS ARE HOSTED ON A 200KBPS ADSL CONNECTION! BLAZING FAST

PLAN 20MB
20MB
100MB transfer

10$ per 1MB space used a month or 200$ a year


PLAN 40MB
40MB Space
1GB Transfer

20$ per 1MB used a month or 800$ a year


PLAN 500MB
500MB space
30GB transfer

800$ a month or 10,000$ a year


NO FTP, AND .TXT FILES ARE ONLY ALLOWED, OR YOU ACCOUNT WILL BE CANCELED WITH NO REFUND! NO GUARANTEE OF ANY KIND!

Email upload only, email one of our 2 Staff with the file and your file will be uploaded within 20 Business Hours

/MOD NOTE/ DO NOT MOVE THIS AS ITS ONLY A JOKE

[Ben]

:D:D funny.....I believed you for a sec, there...

[Moonman]

i beleived you up until i read slow host :p

[guitarnerd]

I was scared for a second

[murat]

where to sign up :p

[Jan]

Please please sign me up first!!

My email is xyz123abc098scamptobrzzzzzzzzzz@spambot.com

user name quackquack

password *******************

When can I log in???

[trenzterra]

I thought it was real(but it looked ridiculous) until I saw the joke thing at the bottom.

[shizzle]

Wow...a new "Useless Thread of the Day"!!


No..really. What was the point of this...

[Giancarlo]

Another useless thread.... :)

Alex decided to open up his host again, he emailed me with the details:

Alexkelm Hosting:

Budget Package
1MB of Webspace
1MB of bandwidth
250k POP3 Email (Size of emails limited to 1.5k)
Browser Upload
Free Counter

$1/monthly

(The cost for each additional 100k of bandwidth used is $100/month)

Gamer Package
5MB of webspace
1MB of bandwidth
500k POP3 Email (Size of emails limited to 3k)
Browser Upload
Free Counter, and Free Warez VB

$2/monthly

(The cost for each additional 200k of bandwidth used is $250/month)

His server is on a super fast AOL dialup connection.

J/K ROTFLMAO

[LeX]

2K00L4U :D

[Toefur]

That gamer pakcage is somewhat tempting...

[Daniel]

http://www.obsoletehosting.com

[MN-Carl]

Originally posted by Daniel
http://www.obsoletehosting.com

They don't make em like they used too ........ thankgod :biggrin2:

[shizzle]

I wonder how much they would take for those things...I have an antique computer collection..

[Archbob]

Any reseller plans?

[ducktape]

Originally posted by Ragzz
I wonder how much they would take for those things...I have an antique computer collection..

check ebay or yahoo i seen a couple there u may even find an atari 2600 or colecovision....lol....;)

[ducktape]

http://warehouse.shopping.yahoo.com/shop?d=b&id=1955644861&clink=dmks/vic_20&cf=wh

for the system admin's here

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1339325831

need to print invoices

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2011546549

mysql for the vic....lol

[Dusty]

If you're seriously looking, I really wouldn't recommend eBay. Stuff there is sold for ten times what it's worth. You can readily (at least around here) pick up classic and obsolete computers at yard sales, flea markets, Lion's club sales, and such for next to nothing. I bought an Apple ][e, complete with monitor and two disk drives, from a Lion's club flea market for 25 cents. Occasionally you'll see them at Salvation Army's going for reasonable prices, I got a Mac Classic II from one a couple years ago for $5. My C64, though, I got that for free. Actually, if you hang around until the last day of a flea market they'll normally give away what they couldn't sell. The extras I got for it (tape drive, disk drives, printer, modem, voice synthesizer, etc.) I paid for... sometimes quite a lot, but the computer itself was free.

[shizzle]

I was kidding... I do have stacks upon stacks of circa 1988 computer stuff...desktops, tape drives, monitors, hard drives... even an old laptop with 10 megabytes hard drive space..

[Archbob]

Circa 1988 are fun, you can'tdo muh with them though.

[ducktape]

yeah i was just kidding i figured it would be an amusing addition to obsolete hosting