I think there's some higher power at work here, playing a joke on me.

[Nick]

I don't know why the hell it is, but every time I get into a relationship with a woman, other women start coming onto me. I'm talking flat out throwing themselves at me. The kind of thing I wish would happen much more often when I am single. I'm beginning to think that they can smell the relationship on me from a mile away.

Anyway, I'll tell the quick story behind this post.

Been seeing this girl for about a month now and decided that it's time to move beyond just dating. So we talk about it Monday and make it a bit more official, if you will. Fast forward to tonight.

We're pushing people out of the bar because it's that time of the night and I'm telling people good night and to drive safe as they're exiting and this attractive young lady with that whole cute, girl next door look comes right up to me, looks me right in the eye and says "Can I take you home?". My immediate reaction was a bit of a laugh and a "Yeah, absolutely." She took a step closer to me, and put one arm around me and said "I'm completely serious, I'm not drunk rambling, I drove here. Can I take you home? How long until you get off? I don't care about your girlfriend or anything." Now, I'm standing there like "Uhhhhh...." Keep in mind, I told this girl NOTHING about myself, not my name, she didn't know that I had a girlfriend, so this was pretty much all one sided. So before I manage to say anything, she goes "Actually, you know what? I'm coming out tomorrow. I will see you and I can take you home then." She winked, pulled me closer with her one arm for a bit of a hug and just walked away from me.

At which point I turn to the other bouncer standing there with me and just give him the look like... :confused4 and he just shrugged at me.

WTF? Every time, something like this happens. Not to say that I give a ----, because obviously I really like the girl that I am with but what the hell? It's like this is some kind of practical joke that gets played on me every time I'm in this situation.

[Eclouds]

Honestly, I have noticed the same as well. When I was single this would never happen, now it does... maybe its a game ;)

[stuffradio]

Oh yeah,

forgot to tell you I told her to go meet you there and act like she knew you ;)

[hamster]

You must've offended the demon fox spirit in your previous life! :P

[DavidsAwesome]

Didn't they have an episode of Seinfeld about that?

[themoose]

Might've been your Girl testing you for your loyability.

[hamster]

Might've been your Girl testing you for your loyability.

+1 on that... you never know :P

[Ben]

Same---- happens to ne

only less official bar happenings

and more ---- me when myy parents are asleep i wont tell your girl.

i resist

[Jan]

I don't care about your girlfriend or anything.
There's a clue right there! :lol:

[JonnyH]

Might've been your Girl testing you for your loyability.
Another +1 on that.
From saying I don't care about your GF it sounds like she already knows you have a GF and then... maybe like a setup.

Just be like, nop sorry am loyal.

[[DWH]Yuxuan]

Yep, it actually sounds like a set-up. Has this happened more than once? If so another reason might be the fact that you are a bouncer?

Anyways, you know the right thing to do. No hesitations.

[Nick]

Girls hitting on me isn't anything out of the ordinary. If anything I have numbers on my side because when you meet anywhere from 400 to up to 800 women in a single night, you don't really have to even try. Especially considering that they think the harder they shake their ---s at me, that I might let them in for free. However, a girl throwing herself this hard at me is more uncommon.

I doubt the conspiracy theories brewing here, I really don't think she was trying to railroad me. I work at a bar in a large city and we had over a thousand people come through the club last night, so the fact that this happened isn't exactly unheard of, it's just this kind of thing only happens to me after I am no longer single.

Also, I feel blessed to have Benglish grace my thread.

[AMC]

That nick, is called sod's law :P Trust women to only be all over you when you have your hands tied :( I feel for you :p

Though if you really like this other girl then good on ya and good luck :)

[Corazu]

Send em my way ;)

[stuffradio]

Send em my way
I challenge you to a duel!

[Corazu]

I challenge you to a duel!

What? No. I have dibs.

[Ben]

Girls hitting on me isn't anything out of the ordinary. If anything I have numbers on my side because when you meet anywhere from 400 to up to 800 women in a single night, you don't really have to even try. Especially considering that they think the harder they shake their ---s at me, that I might let them in for free. However, a girl throwing herself this hard at me is more uncommon.

I doubt the conspiracy theories brewing here, I really don't think she was trying to railroad me. I work at a bar in a large city and we had over a thousand people come through the club last night, so the fact that this happened isn't exactly unheard of, it's just this kind of thing only happens to me after I am no longer single.

Also, I feel blessed to have Benglish grace my thread.

Anytime, dude.

[Blank Verse]

Hey Nick:


BOO ----ING HOO

I feel so bad for you that women want you :p


:beer:

[Nick]

Hey Nick:


BOO ----ING HOO

I feel so bad for you that women want you :p


:beer:

It's a hard knock life.

[Blank Verse]

Let's go knock a few brews back and I'll pick off some of your female overflow.

[stuffradio]

Oo oo, wait for me!!

[Nick]

Thursday night, Blank.

I will be drinking whiskey like water as my finals will be all over.

Female overflow will be yours for the taking.

[Blank Verse]

I'm going to ---- so many dejected girls.


It'll be the most mediocre two minutes of their lives

[Matt8]

I'm going to ---- so many dejected girls.


It'll be the most mediocre two minutes of their lives

I think...that might just be the funniest thing I've read all day. Almost signature quote worthy.

[Blank Verse]

LOL, so people can read it over and over again.

Grand.

[stuffradio]

I'm going to ---- so many dejected girls.


It'll be the most mediocre two minutes of their lives
:lol: You and your shenanigans.