Goddamn it FWS, I present you lady drama

[Blank Verse]

Everyone else here gets to do it, why can't I? For some reason I value and trust the advice of SOME of you here, so this is why I'm posting, despite the fact that I have to be up in 3 hours for work.

So there are two girls in play here.

Girl A is a good friend, but I've always harboured feelings for her. She's kind of my dream girl. You know how everyone always says they want the smart, funny girl, all the things of substance, but secretly they also really want a girl with big guns? Well, this girl is the complete package, and she does just make me happy. But we've always just been friends. However, lately, I'm just getting the sense that maybe she's reciprocating the feelings a little bit. It's hard to explain here, but I can just feel it, you know?

But you can understand why I'm treading slowly here. I don't want to jump the gun and make my move before she's come around to the whole idea.

Girl B, is a friend as well, cool chick. She's coming into town this weekend, and basically, she's looking to get ----ed. She called me today and just let fly with the dirty talk, and I, like an idiot, went along with it. I knew it was wrong, but it's hard having a girl telling you all these things she wants to do to you without being curious to see where she's going with it.

The dillemas are many. I'd normally totally go for the booty call, because I'm kind of a pig sometimes. But obviously there are circumstances in play here, given my feelings for Girl A. Like I said, I don't want to mess this up.

But Girl B is a friend too, and she's expecting something from me. I don't want to do it now, but I'm worried about the backlash of a woman scorned. Girl A and Girl B have some mutual friends, and girls talk, know what I mean? Basically, I need you guys to convince me to do the right thing and not jump in the sack with Girl B, but help me find a way to do it without making her mad or like a useless piece of meat. Because I don't want her to feel cheap or anything. And, more selfishly, I wouldn't want her talking smack about me to Girl A.

Is there any good way to do this?

[krakjoe]

You could be a hero here - tell girl B about girl A without mentioning the name A, hook up your friend who never gets laid with girl B ( every1 has one right ? ), every1's happy ...

[Darknight]

If you have money why not have the cake and eat it too?
Hump Girl B then take Girl A on a 3 month trip to France, By the time you get back the talking will be over...

Failing that, Tell Girl B you dont want sex - You will find it very enjoyable (Nearly more than sex itself), I love telling girls Im not gonna screw them when they want it lol.
Although it tends to make them try harder or get really pissed off and never talk to you again.

[Cam.]

Find a way to get out of this thing with Girl B. Here's some ideas:

1. Your sick
2. Your grandma died, got to go to funeral
3. Just disappear for a week or 2

Then, you can wait to see what happens with Girl A. :D

[TSO]

Just tell B no. Tell her to go home! :D

[bigperm]

Girl B would be a great way to make Girl A jealous enough to decide whether she wants to be with you or not.

[tandoc]

Plan A:

Firstly, turn into a 'scene kid'. They are notorious for their ever changing sexual orientations. In this, you can tell Girl B that you in fact are a batty boy and avoid engaging in coitus. You can also use this new found love of the penis to become even closer to Girl A. When the time is right, you can quickly switch back to the right side of the sexual orientation fence and make yourself available to Girl A. This is your ideal situation.

However, this transformation into a 'scene kid' can't happen overnight. If it does, the facade will end up being transparent and you'll be labeled as a poser. This will cause the plan to fail. However, in the event this plan should fail, DO NOT WORRY, keep your wits about you, and you can fall back to Plan B.

Plan B:

Have sex with Girl B. Then with Girl A. Then Girl A and B.

Should this plan fail, follow through with Plan C.

Plan C:

Repeat Plan B with force.

[Dynash]

lmao tandoc. You had me laughing for ages.

[themoose]

Plan B. Do it.

[EW-Andy]

3. Just disappear for a week or 2

Then, you can wait to see what happens with Girl A. :D

That won't work

[Canuckkev]

Send girl B my way.

I'll say this...look out for number one. You don't want to hurt girl B, but you've gotta do what's best for you first. Because, well, that's what everyone else does.

[Blank Verse]

I AM NUMBER ONE.


Plan C is my favourite.

Does plan C also involve a Girl C?

[stuffradio]

I AM NUMBER ONE.


Plan C is my favourite.

Does plan C also involve a Girl C?
If you can find a Girl C I'm sure we could make that happen ;)

[Gayowulf]

There are a lot of ways to approach this, I think.

So this is a placeholder till I have the time to type my reply.

(not that anyone should EVER follow my advice when it comes to women, much less follow my example.)

[Dean]

Do you see Girl A regually? If so get HER drunk then make a slight move.

Simple.

EDIT: Gayowulf has being typing for 4hrs!

[Tracker]

Plan B:

Have sex with Girl B. Then with Girl A. Then Girl A and B.

Should this plan fail, follow through with Plan C.

Plan C:

Repeat Plan B with force.

I vote for plan B/C

But it would be more fun if you had DD no? :P

Best bet. Just tell B how you feel and hope she understands...if not..wear a cup

:beer:

[Gayowulf]

EDIT: Gayowulf has being typing for 4hrs!

I got up and left my computer and forgot to come back.:eek3:

[iBrightDev]

Blank my man, this is a doozy bro. the honest best thing to do, not the funnest, would be to just do what Joe said. just tell her you have strong feelings for another woman, and that yes, you would enjoy all the things she (girl b) would do to you, but, it wouldnt be right. most girls can deal with that type of honesty, and she will do one of two things: get mad and slap your face and walk out, or, she will tell you she understands, gives you a hug and kiss, and hangs out/leaves, or, if you are lucky, it would be another reaction in there resulting in her telling you to shut up and just ---- her for the night and that she wont say anything. :D good luck bro.

[Blank Verse]

I think she saw it coming.

We started talking today, and right before I brought up that I was like...not going to do nasty things with her, she told me she wasn't coming into town at all.

But there was no real reason given.

So crisis averted for the time being, I suppose.

I can't believe this whole thing was resolved before Nick pitched in.

[Corazu]

Well..I don't think asking Nick for advice would be a good thing...cause then we'd have another thread...."Need advice on what advice to give to a friend..."

Yea Nick, I went there.

[Nick]

Well, I actually was typing a response earlier before I left out of the house but decided to get to it now, after I've arrived home for work.

Corazu, I do not bite my thumb at you sir, but I bite my thumb.

Alright, let me tell a story regardless of the fact that this issue has resolved itself.



My current girlfriend actually started off as being real good friends. We talked A LOT on a daily basis about anything and everything. She knew about me checking out cougars at work, bringing home stray cats, whatever. Completely honest, two way street.

Well, we started hanging out a lot (we're talking 3-4 times a week) more but still just as friends. Then at one point another girl I know from way back when calls me up and wants to go out. My now girlfriend, was at the time showing me some signs of possible chemistry but nothing solid to go on and like what I imagine is going through Blank's head, I didn't want to run with it on a whim and fall flat on my face. So I take the girl who called me up out, texting the other girl the WHOLE date right up to jumping in the bed. What happens the next week? She turned up the flirtatious behavior -- big time. So I turned the game on and next thing you know friends to dating in no time.

Anyway, to be more analytical on the whole situation, I would say that it REALLY depends on what type of girl "A" is. Self confident, independent, know what they want type of women might get turned on if they see that you're attractive to other women and able to pull them. If she's a "good girl", sweet and innocent type, she might be totally turned off and see that you're really a pig.

So basically, we'd need more information next time.


One last thing, the girl I'm dating has HUGE natural guns. This is where Blank Verse and Nick do this --> :beer:

[Jan]

If she's a "good girl", sweet and innocent type, she might be totally turned off and see that you're really a pig.
ROTFLMAO

[tandoc]

WIf she's a "good girl", sweet and innocent type, she might be totally turned off and see that you're really a pig.


are you saying EVERY GIRL I'VE EVER MET is a 'good girl'?! DAMNIT.

[[DWH]Yuxuan]

You should ask girls for advice when it comes to girls issues methinks. Nick is experienced.. But unfortunately, he's still a guy.

[Ben]

Yuxuan;1006623']You should ask girls for advice when it comes to girls issues methinks. Nick is experienced.. But unfortunately, he's still a guy.

Seconded. All of my best advice has come from the lady friends.

[iBrightDev]

Ben...
:bkick:

i expected a funny comment from you. i am very disappointed.

nah, j/k, in all reality, that is a great way to find out what to do.

[Ben]

Ben...
:bkick:

i expected a funny comment from you. i am very disappointed.

nah, j/k, in all reality, that is a great way to find out what to do.

Uhhh ...

Hook & Book that b*tch??


For the slow ones .... hook up & book it out of there ...

[Dean]

Firstly, Nick - In Australia "guns" are arms. Erm Well done.

Secondly, here's a story about the lady best friend.

I met this chick thru another chick online in around 2003/4. When i moved up to live here, we met up and pretty much became best friends instantly. We always hung out, but I was always the one that traveled (got about 4 nightrides back home past 12am).

We shared stories about girl/boyfriends and advice based upon these stories.

Everything went well until she started getting into serious relationships. All the guys she was with were too immature to realise that guys can be just friends (like we were, never even attempted to hook up).

The first bf was a stoner, and he ended up cheating on her.

The next bf was worse. She found him at work, and pretty much was dedicated to him a few hours later.

He was also a stoner, and apparently ICE .. etc.

I shared my views that she was still going out with an arse, and she gradually slipped away.

I still miss her and love her as a friend. We haven't spoken for over a year.


[just ranting]

[iBrightDev]

Uhhh ...

Hook & Book that b*tch??


For the slow ones .... hook up & book it out of there ...

haha, there we go. speaking of funny things, anyone get online on GTA4 (in the game?) there is a "site" you can go to called, "Point Click Ship A B!tch" lol. i laughed so hard when i saw that.

[Blank Verse]

In my experience, women hate other women and are ---- when it comes to advice on the matter. I get my advice from the people who are in the business of pursuing women, so men and lesbians.

[Nick]

In my experience, women hate other women and are ---- when it comes to advice on the matter.

Correct.

[Darknight]

Blank Verse knows, listen to him..

[jutplus]

Grow can grow up now.

You know what you want.
You know what you need.
You know the risks.
And you know where you want to be.

Simply, would you risk something very important by doing something that can happen at the right time?

[Ben]

Actually, now that I think about it, the girl I usually go to for advice usually tries to dissuade me from pursuing whatever girl I'm pursuing at that moment.

----in' A.

Maybe I should hit that.

[TSO]

^^ Why would you go to a girl for girl advice??

[Canuckkev]

In my experience, girls don't even know what a guy could do to pick HERSELF up, So relying on them for advice on how to pick another girl up is useless.

[Blank Verse]

You know how that old saying goes. "-----es ain't ---- but hoes and tricks"

Was it Shakespeare, or maybe even Jan who said that? Wise words.

[bigperm]

Actually, now that I think about it, the girl I usually go to for advice usually tries to dissuade me from pursuing whatever girl I'm pursuing at that moment.

----in' A.

Maybe I should hit that.Yes. But still girls give great advice, it doesn't make any sense most of the time, but it's good.

[notnamed]

Yeah I'm going to have to weigh in on the opposite side here. I have a couple close friends that I go to about anything, and the majority of them are female. Their advice has been pretty solid - or at least they turned out right in the end most of the time.

[Blank Verse]

UPDATE:


good times

[themoose]

:beer: :beer: