I call this the "Taken out of context" thread

[Blank Verse]

case in point:


I'm going to ---- so many dejected girls.


It'll be the most mediocre two minutes of their lives


k go.

[Jan]

At least you are honest.

[Blank Verse]

I can't believe I'm the only on who's going to play.


Just curious my small donkey

[themoose]

Sheesh, posting all these high quality images... now I'm hungry -.-

kinda? heh

[Blank Verse]

that'll play


I have one (it's black though), I never use it.

[SC-Daniel]

Let's do what we do and blame Apple for this.

Hmm...

[Dynash]

For a second I thought you'd turned emo.

I approve.

Sup, non emo here.

[themoose]

that'll play

Oh my :lol:


I prefer the sneaky approach.

[stuffradio]

Can someone explain what's so bad about it that's irritating them so much?
Ho ho ho

[Johnson]

i have a tiny asian penis
fillfill

[Blank Verse]

now we're talking


Fine, stop taking my water and softwood lumber

[themoose]

Or I might be, if I've finished pumping and dumping this little boy

filler~

[Blank Verse]

That one in context does not sound much better :p

[Zombie]

Hmmm Dan, didn't Jason just come out of the closet with Roger

Wtf? lol

[themoose]

Why is my penis in this conversation?

this is fun.


Oooh, you guys are so dirty!

[Blank Verse]

How do you suck seed? :confused:


What's this? A freakin' gay club? It sounds like you eat it with a spoon. :eek:


good thread

[Blank Verse]

I've got your winner right here



I am supposedly 21% gay, I was sure I would be 0% :devious2:

[stuffradio]

I'd forgotten they were in my back pocket from mucking about earlier in the day.
Filler

[iBrightDev]

I don't like it either. I regret buying it.


Hmm Colin, I are tempted.


Three guesses what they use the rabbit for then.


Alright, but don't expect people not to get confused.

Tree - NICE! How was it?


Oh how I envy being a cat.

[Matt8]

You call Crisps, crisps though, not chips.

I know right...Might have to go down and get me something to eat form the store (much funnier if you remove "from the store")


Oh just shove a bomb up his --- and call it a day.


It was down just only a while back now it's up for me too. ...hamster, probably talking about his "pills"

This thread is full of win. I do declare, thread of the year

[Blank Verse]

Time to load up on a couple more:


What does it mean if you are more comfortable hitting on guys than girls?

Serious here...is it not easier?


... which is much more fun than it sounds, but the equipment is kinda not reproducable and was just what we were hanging around at the time. So, there is a game we can never play again.

The key is eliminating the surrounding sentences here people

[anhedonia]

I think this thread is the reason nobody's posting today, they're all scared :p

[Blank Verse]

It's funny you mention that, dearest anhedonia:


I'm going to Ikea tonight to buy a little herb greenhouse! It's a mini one, about 50cm in length. Going to grow some nice herbs

[anhedonia]

Ohhhh! Hey I totally forgot about that idea.

LOL.

[Blank Verse]

I'll bet you didn't. You just grew enough herbs and now your mind is fuzzy.

[Zombie]

Ohhhh! Hey I totally forgot about that idea.

Fresh meat :D

[Jan]

If you're just running a message board, do you realy need 20 mb? Must be an impressive board.
Imressive indeed :p

Yeah, once it stopped failing every time I tried to load it, it worked great

I never said I was too lazy to make stupid snide remarks.:devious2:

[Blank Verse]

That middle one is by far my favourite so far :P

[Zombie]

and what is this sponsorship for? lol


I like the getting drunk as quickly as possible game.

All I can say is, I don't care unless I get some stuff for free!


Don't tempt me, woman!


My finds ;D

[hamster]

Wait... I'm lost :eek3:

[stuffradio]

Wait... I'm lost
Filler.

More

When people ask me that, i just don't know what to say.

[Blank Verse]

You guys should be better at this

[BrandonTheG]

Guys, this will sound stupid, but what's the overall objective of this thread?

[stuffradio]

Brandon"]Guys, this will sound stupid, but what's the overall objective of this thread?
That sounds stupid! :P
The point of this thread is to read other threads and take things out of context that could have some inappropriate sound to it if you only read part of what someone says.

[anhedonia]

I find Jan very tempting. I thought we all knew this?

Hai Jan *flirt*

[Blank Verse]

brandon;1038915']guys, this will sound stupid, but what's the overall objective of this thread?


shut the ---- up!


:ninja:

[stuffradio]

find Jan very tempting. I thought we all knew this?

Hai Jan *flirt*
Case closed.

[anhedonia]

I'm just waiting for the flirt back now. Oh man. Is she going to blank me?

[Blank Verse]

I'm just waiting for the flirt back now. Oh man. Is she going to blank me?


As in, is she going to give you a cocktail that will make you feel sleepy after you drink it?

Yeah probably.

[Jan]

I'm just waiting for the flirt back now. Oh man. Is she going to blank me?
You are getting sleeeeeeepppppppy............




Originally posted by articlion
This girl must be very young. Her mind has not yet matured

I am a male. You little ----. :angry2:


Outcastangel, in the words of Krusty the Clown, "You, sir, are an idiot". :D


"BUT THAT'S HOW STARBUCKS MAKES THEIR COFFEES! WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT THAT WAY!?!?!?!"

- CAUSE THIS IS NOT FUKKIN STARBUCKS!


:: phew :: Had to get it out...

[anhedonia]

Jan: the "flirting" comes after I'm sleepy right?


...Right?

[Blank Verse]

I miss syd because I'm a perv.

[hamster]

Way to bring back Giancarlo :P

[Blank Verse]

I miss syd because I'm a perv.


I just did it to myself

[Blank Verse]

I just did it to myself

Jesus Christ. I'm on a roll

[BrandonTheG]

That sounds stupid! :P
The point of this thread is to read other threads and take things out of context that could have some inappropriate sound to it if you only read part of what someone says.

Thank you.


shut the ---- up!


:ninja:

YOU SHUT THE ---- UP!

[themoose]

You guys should be better at this

filler.

[hamster]

I was thinking....


Hello david432111. Feel free to make better.

[Blank Verse]

That'll work just fine, rodent.

[Jan]

I miss syd because I'm a perv.
Which used to annoy the crap out of her!

[themoose]

Yeah that snow was weird down south, but it can happen.

filler.

[Blank Verse]

Which used to annoy the crap out of her!


Yes it did. But not me, my pervyness was quiet and from a distance. We were tight. Incdientally, so was she.

[hamster]

Sup? Recoil here.


Sup? Recoil here.


Sup? Recoil here.


K guys, for real now...
Sup? Recoil here.


Sup? Recoil here.


Sup? Recoil here.


Hello david432111


Feel free to make better


Hello david432111


Feel free to make better


Hello david432111


Feel free to make better?


Hello david432111


Feel free to make better


Hello david432111


Feel free to make better


Hello david432111


Feel free to make better


Hello david432111


Feel free to make better

filler. (yes, that's the number alright :P)

[Blank Verse]

heh, and I'm sure there's even more :P


I love that /fws/ has it's own memes

[hamster]

Maybe we should move those.... ya know...

[Blank Verse]

I don't know.


What?

[iBrightDev]

We were tight. Incdientally, so was she.

[themoose]

to stick it in? yeah.. feels real nice.

Although to be honest, I'm not really sure if this ever had any context.

[stuffradio]

Yeah that snow was weird down south, but it can happen.
Filler. :lol:

[Blank Verse]

nice find radio

[themoose]

Hey! I found it about 8 posts back!

[stuffradio]

Hey! I found it about 8 posts back!

Quit taking my fame and glory away!

[DavidsAwesome]

Holy freakin' crap!

My goddess is that thing big!

:) Gotta enter something here apparently so it'll let me post. :)

[stuffradio]

OMG 8 year old freak!
Meh...

[Blank Verse]

Yeah, there's nearly a million posts, we can find better than that :P

[Jan]

-------------------------------------------------
:rolleyes: yet another useless post count thread :rolleyes:
-------------------------------------------------


One of us got our he's mixed up, both of us probably.
Remember Kaliboy? :p

[Blank Verse]

unfortunately yes

[stuffradio]

If it makes you feel any better Jan, we could probably find a way to make the count post not to increase in the thread from now on... but we must keep doing it!

[anhedonia]

Nooo they be taking my post count :(.

[Jan]

I don't want my fans messed up! (it's hard enough to clean them as it is)

[Ben]

Quit taking my fame and glory away!

Maybe we should move those.... ya know...

filler

[hamster]

Jan is almost reaching 20k posts. :)

[Blank Verse]

When did this turn into a post count thing? :confused4

[hamster]

It didn't, I just thought it would be interesting to point out the obvious :P

[Schmarvin]

he is a racist canadian, he suck c ock, he love jews, he licks osama's dic k. he hate black, he hate whites, he also hate chineses. he is stupid, he suck him moms d ick. and he was breast feed by his daddy.

Best in the world :D

[Blank Verse]

haha Johnny gave us a couple of good weeks there.

[Schmarvin]

Oh yes, amazing :)

[Blank Verse]

And not that stupid anal flavour


yeah I went there.

[anhedonia]

I knew you would :P

[hamster]

I just couldn't resist this thread...

Animalsvoice.com? Give me a break... they are idiots who doesn't even know what a culture is. They are fools beyond belief... I am sick and tired of little know-it-alls who run around with their snobbish ways telling what I like or not.

I am proud of my country, and of its ways.


In my country we rape little children.

But it's okay. We've been doing it for centuries.

So I'm proud of it, and it's perfectly okay.

filler :D

[anhedonia]

Oh, the infamous bullfighting thread rears its head again.

Giancarlo was, um... Good value. What happened to him, anyway?

[hamster]

b& I wish I were here back then :P

[Ben]

b& I wish I were here back then :P

No you don't.

He was a good source of entertainment, though.

[Blank Verse]

Oh, the infamous bullfighting thread rears its head again.

Giancarlo was, um... Good value. What happened to him, anyway?

Porkin' beans

[themoose]

Porkin' beans

Like Weezer.

[Jan]

Can I reply this thread??


Question number one!

Weapon, I am looking at my cylinder now, do you believe me? :confused:


Nobody told me how to make them in part 1 :(
PLEASE TELL ME! :eek:

DUCKIE knows how to make them but she never tell me!
She rather eat toes than cakes! :( :crysad:
Ababa!

[Blank Verse]

Every mamababa post could be in this thread


Sorry, that should be banana.. not banners..

and i have cream too!

[Blank Verse]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/shakeymcfist/vcard.jpg

[Gayowulf]

yeah I'll download that :fangel:

[Blank Verse]

Copy that floppy.

[iBrightDev]

it's MASSIVE! :)

[Gayowulf]

Copy that floppy.

Who are you calling floppy?

[Blank Verse]

Better than being a zip drive

[Blank Verse]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/shakeymcfist/jandad.jpg

[stuffradio]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/shakeymcfist/jandad.jpg

:lol: That's a great one!

[Jan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/shakeymcfist/jandad.jpg

rotflmao

[Zombie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/shakeymcfist/jandad.jpg
lmfao...

I dont even know what to say to that one...

[iBrightDev]

Jan owned Dan good and hard

[[DWH]Yuxuan]

Yeah, I sure miss his wee scottishness ;(

Pew pew pew!

filler

[Zombie]

Who are you calling floppy?
The best...

[Blank Verse]

ha ha, floppy.

Good times.

[Zombie]

Only posts on FWS can be posted here or can we do MSN Chats?

[Blank Verse]

I don't care, go with what feels right.

[Zombie]

Ok later but... for now


I don't care, go with what feels right.

hehe

[Cam.]

rsmiley says:
God this is gonna kill me

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|^ _ ^|
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[iBrightDev]

I'm eating Ben's....

[.Andy]

WTF I'm confused

[Zombie]

WTF I'm confused
That is Right.

[Ben]

(22:53:01) J Street: i wanna be a peon
(22:53:03) Ben: lol
(22:53:06) J Street: i mean get peed on

From MSN.

[iBrightDev]

From MSN.

golden showers make me feel rich ;)

[themoose]

I haven't been to one of those types of get togethers since I was about 12. I don't know what I'm doing yet though.


How many times do I have to tell you guys to leave my genitalia out


Because I was filling up the other one :lol:


Not old, yet still new but works the same :)

New 'uns.

[iBrightDev]

I sure would love 8 inches here :P

[Erizo]

I imagine having your balls assaulted by a mini avalanche

Sup o.o

[JonnyH]

Sup, Recoil here.

[Matt8]

I think iBrightDev has the best one yet. Poor stuffradio.

[hamster]

He needs some viag........ nevermind :P

[iBrightDev]

You might get that 8 inches that you wanted ;)


That 8 inches is already on the way.

[Zombie]

Wow justin you just keep them cumming :P

[themoose]

Wow justin you just keep them cumming :P

[stuffradio]

So... did u suck em before or after u got robbed?
some filler text here


Damn dude, that sucks!


Yeah man, and it's even better than what we had before.

[Blank Verse]

stuffradio, you rookie

[stuffradio]

stuffradio, you rookie

Teach me master Blank Verse.

[Darknight]

Some guy I've been doing
this...

[Moonman]

maybe I'll crack it open and try swabbing it with rubbing alcohol.

O Rly?

[Nick]

...does Canada now...


...and I hate rape.

Out of context.... TANDEM?!

[stuffradio]

Out of context.... TANDEM?!

Fail, you don't take your own comments out of Context, that defeats the whole purpose.

[Moonman]

you stuck it in and that was it. Now it may me smaller

Hmmmmm

[Nick]

Fail, you don't take your own comments out of Context, that defeats the whole purpose.

Have you looked at the first post in this thread?

[stuffradio]

Have you looked at the first post in this thread?

Don't tell me I'm wrong! I'm going to infract myself to show you up! :)

[themoose]

That was a painful and bloody experience...

I lol'd.

[Dynash]

It's been a while...

orly?..