OK Children, it's tutorial time

[Blank Verse]

There are SEVERAL of you here at /fws/ that seem to be misguided about what spam is. On several occasions I've seen you guys complain about spam or "useless posts", and I don't quite get it.

Let me show you something.

"GENERAL DISCUSSIONS: DROP IN TO DISCUSS WHATEVER YOU WANT"

whatever you want. And that's what people are doing here.

Spam is the posting of advertisements, abusive, or unneeded messages. I know some of you are looking at this and the words unneeded messages is flashing in your brain, but really, couldn't any thread in General Discussions be deemed unneeded? I'd think so, but again, we go back to this: Drop in to discuss whatever you want. You have to treat this forum like you would treat discussions between you and your friends. It's going to go off topic, you'll probably insult each other a lot, a good deal of it probably won't make sense, but it's FUN.

In short, lighten up.

I can be reached after class for continued 1 on 1 instruction should you feel you haven't quite grasped the concept here.

[notnamed]

Last time I tried to reach you after class for 1 on 1 instruction there were weird noises coming from your office and I felt uncomfortable and left after a few minutes. Was there... was there a goat in there?

[themoose]

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[Blank Verse]

Last time I tried to reach you after class for 1 on 1 instruction there were weird noises coming from your office and I felt uncomfortable and left after a few minutes. Was there... was there a goat in there?


It wasn't JUST a goat.

[Blank Verse]

Hey guys. I'd like to take just a minute of your time today to talk to you about vi agra.

Do you have impotancy problems? Are you ashamed to take home a date in case they laugh at your inabilities in bed?

Worry no longer. Order today from our Canadian Vi agra and we'll Save You money.

* We are having Specials Hot Promotion currently *
We have package start from $62

- We have following:
Vi agraProfessional, Vi agraSoftTabs, CialisSoftTabs, GenericVi agra
Levitre, Propecia, Casodex, Cializ, CialisProfessional, Vprx Oil, Acomplia
Virility Patch, Pheromone Cologne For Men, Horny Goat Weed, Maxaman
Enhance9, Rockit247, Vi agraOralJelly, Spermamax, Flomax, Pro-Erex
CialisJelly, Virility Pills

- Price are 82% cheaper than Regular Price
- No Doctor visit/hassles
- We accept Visa
- All countries shipping and quick Delivery to your door

Use coupon code FWS-PNS-8 to claim a further 10% discount on all orders.

Visit today or within the week, as we are unlikely to still be in operation by the end of the month. http://gzp.habut.cn

stfuradio, send me a PM and I can sort you out with an 80% discount. I feel for you, bro.

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[sep]

I guess what this Blank Verse fella is trying to say here is:

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/8892/spam1gj7.jpg

[Blank Verse]

I think so yes.

spam goes in DVD-Roms

[stuffradio]

stfuradio, send me a PM and I can sort you out with an 80% discount. I feel for you, bro.
Omg, I can't wait!

@BV This thread is such a spamming thread!!!!

[Blank Verse]

I'll spam your thread.

[themoose]

Omg, I can't wait!

@BV This thread is such a spamming thread!!!!

Quote=Ben

Huh? I'm not Ben. Fool.

[Blank Verse]

None of us are Ben.

Except for Ben.


Allegedly.

[Ben]

I'm the guy that drinks too much and tries to fight with people.

[Blank Verse]

No, that's me.

[Ben]

I'm the guy that gets so drunk at the party I can no longer communicate with females beyond "EyyyyY!!! Wassss happenin yoooo!!"

[Blank Verse]

I'm the guy that gets so drunk at the party I can no longer communicate with females beyond "EyyyyY!!! Wassss happenin yoooo!!"

I'm the guy that gets so drunk at the party I can no longer communicate with females beyond "oh...oh you have aboyfriend? I'm gon...na...fight him"

Because chicks like that.

[Ben]

I can't even form that complex of a sentence.

It's embarrassing.

"Heyy!! *wink*"
"YOOO wassuuuuup"
"Err, you're too drunk aren't you?"
"YEAHHHHHH"
"Okay, bye."
"YEAHHHHHH"

[Blank Verse]

just take off your pants in those cases Ben. Let 'em know that you're drunk but still want to bring the thunder.

[Ben]

I've been close.

The same night that specific conversation happened I ended up feeling up on this girl I'd met two days prior who accompanied us to the club.

This was summer 2007.

I still had a girlfriend.

I must have been really drunk to do that. Because I'm not a cheater.

And apparently I went to an underage club with my friend, his girl, and this other girl when I was 16. He tells me I got so absolutely trashed and danced on her all night. I don't remember even the thought of "Let's go to the club." Makes me wonder what else I did.

[Blank Verse]

for me it's always a telling sign of how good the night was based on where I wake up the next afternoon.

More than once at parties at one particular house I've woken up with my head on the ledge of the bathtub while my pants were downstairs.

One time I woke up in the back of someone's truck. I didn't know who owned the truck, and I had no ----ing clue what neighbourhood I was in. It was not the same one as the initial party was.

[Ben]

I usually have friends that act as "security guards" to make sure I don't leave with random people or take home any loose -----es.

[Blank Verse]

The people that are supposed to do that for me usually get too trashed to help

[Ben]

Yeah that's happened to me once or twice.

The loose -----es prevailed.

[Blank Verse]

The dude abides.

[DavidsAwesome]

The people that are supposed to do that for me usually get too trashed to help

Yeah... I figured that one out pretty quick when my friend asked me not to let him drink too much... we both ended up throwing up for a good 2 hours.



I'm getting the feeling this thread is a little off-topic... but let's roll with it.

[Blank Verse]

Off topic doesn't exist in General Discussions.

All we should EVER do in here is just roll with it. That's how we do.

[Zombie]

Off topic doesn't exist in General Discussions.

All we should EVER do in here is just roll with it. That's how we do.
Amen Sister :p