/r/ things to say over drive thru intercom

[Johnson]

so i'm a manager at taco bell and i'm getting bored. i work the closing shifts so i get a lot of fun, drunk people (sometimes nice hunnies) through drive thru and i'm looking for funny greetings to say.

so far i have:

(12:52:52 AM) Ben: Welcome to Taco Bell, how may I satisfy your desires tonight?
(12:53:33 AM) Johnson: "...OH GREAT ANOTHER ----ING ORDER weclome to taco bell how can i help you? :):):):):):)"
(12:53:43 AM) Ben: Welcome to Taco Bell, where condoms are available for free in the dining area. What can I do for you tonight?
(12:54:32 AM) Johnson: "alright, that's 3 hard tacos supreme. would you like any intercourse with that tonight?

[Blank Verse]

Anyone ever play fire in the hole on you?

[Johnson]

please form your answers in this fashion: "Welcome to Taco Bell, ________________________"

[Blank Verse]

Welcome to Taco Bell, would you like a large cola with no lid?

[Johnson]

did i mention im going to actually do these late at night, record and post them?

[sep]

Welcome to Taco Bell, we don't do drive through.

[fnixws]

Order from them.
Instead of welcome to taco bell, just start with, ill have 3 large tacos, 2 buritos....

Dont forget to ask "and then" after everything they say. and then?

How would you like to pay for that? We take cash, card or.. your phone number would cover it nicely.

If you dont like Mexican, i have a whopper in my pants you can dine on.

Would you like guys with that?

Ask them if its eat in or take away?

hmmm.. im sure i can come up with more.

[Johnson]

(2:08:52 AM) notnamed: salutations and greetings, please provide us with your order at your earliest convenience
(2:12:11 AM) [email]notnamed: welcome to taco bell, how can we never give you up and never let you down tonight?
(2:18:44 AM) Johnson: "Congratulations! You......." take it from there notnamed
02:20
(2:20:00 AM) notnamed: have just won the opportunity to pick your meal from our excellent menu. what'll it be?
(2:23:15 AM) notnamed: welcome to taco bell. you know what to do. good luck.
(2:23:54 AM) notnamed: welcome to taco bell. the night is long and the road is hard. what will ye fortify yourself with?

[themoose]

Elaborating on "welcome to taco bell. you know what to do. good luck."

Welcome to taco bell. You know what to do. You have 60 seconds. Good luck. Your time starts NOW.

[Ben]

Welcome to Taco Bell. You know what to do. This message will be destroyed in 60 seconds. BEEP BEEP BEEP etc etc.

[stuffradio]

Welcome to Taco Bell. You know what to do. This message will be destroyed in 60 seconds. BEEP BEEP BEEP etc etc.

Do you actually say "BEEP BEEP BEEP etc. etc."?? That would be grrrreat!

[Ben]

Do you actually say "BEEP BEEP BEEP etc. etc."?? That would be grrrreat!

Yes. Beeping is required.

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/tony-the-tiger---frosties.jpg

[sep]

Welcome to Taco Bell, drive away while you still can.

[Reaper28]

Welcome to taco bell, For $2 more your food will be spit free.

[sep]

Welcome to Taco Bell, so i herd you liek mudkipz.

[Matt8]

Welcome to Taco Bell, where the food is cheap and the runs are free, how can I help you?

[Zombie]

Welcome to taco bell, would you like your taco with ----, p1ss, or our famous meat flavored meat.


-My friend used to work at a taco bell and they gave her the boxes and she took them home well, one day i was looking at them and i saw the ingrediants listed on the side and so i read the one for the ground beef... About 7 ingrediants down the list i see "Artificial Meat Flavouring"... Hence why i will never eat tacobells meat stuff again unless i suddenly become pregent and get a craving :p-

[DavidsAwesome]

What we have to do at our Del Taco sometimes.... just make it more extreme.


Welcome to Taco Bell, just to let you know we have no beans, taco meat, or hamburger patties right now. Order when you're ready.

[sep]

Welcome to Taco Bell, will you be taking or receiving today?

[xd3vilx]

Welcome to Taco Bell, goodbye and have a nice day. :)

[sep]

Welcome to Taco Bell, You Sir Are And Idiot ):

[Dynash]

Welcome to Taco bell, I'm drunk right now, don't tell my boss!

[sep]

Welcome to Taco Bell, I won't tell anyone if you don't. *tee hee hee*

[DavidsAwesome]

Welcome to Taco Bell, please turn off your diesel engine so I can understand you better.

Sir, I asked you to turn off your engine.

I'm sorry sir, I can't hear you over your loud engine.


I'm extremely sleep deprived, this seems like gold, but I'm sure it sucks.

[Nug]

Welcome to Taco Bell, I accidentally your coke, is this ok?

[sep]

Welcome to Taco Bell, take me to paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

[Dynash]

Welcome to Taco Bell, I accidentally your coke, is this ok?

:lol:!

[Zombie]

Welcome to Taco Bell, So... Sunny Side up or Over Easy?

[sep]

Welcome to Taco Bell, you may just wanna go ahead and put it in there.

[Johnson]

Welcome to Taco bell, I'm drunk right now, don't tell my boss!

I will be using that one.

[themoose]

did i mention im going to actually do these late at night, record and post them?

I'm waiting.