Best website evar

[Reaper28]

http://omegle.com/

random people, random chats.

Try it and post your convo.

[Richard]

Ahaha!

What a strange site, had some fun on there with this mother, who turned out to just be a girl, who turned out to just be a man, who turned out to be a boy, who turned out to be from china.

Lol.

[Richard]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: asldad\
Stranger: hi
You: How are you today?
Stranger: doing gay
You: Cool.
Stranger: whats up my -----aaa
You: Not much brother. with you?
Stranger: smoking that crack
Stranger: bout to call me some hoes
You: lush
Stranger: get my ---- suckes!
You: yeah man. nice as
You: might do that too man
Stranger: put that crack on my sizach
You: sounds like a plan
Stranger: them hoes go wack
You: sweet
Stranger: you wanna suck it too?
Stranger: get high
You: nah im good thanks bro. got my own stuff brewing over here

Wtf? Lol


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey!
Stranger: hey!
You: Whats up?
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: everyone in here is asking something about obama
You: Cool. Cool.
You: Really!?
You: Who is Obama?
Stranger: some spaceman
Stranger: i don't know
You: Oh? Russian?
Stranger: maybe
You: Strange
Stranger: indeed
You: Why is everyone interested in a Russian Spaceman I wonder
Stranger: that's what i'm wondering about
You: Yeah, its really strange

Haha

[GlennBeforeTime]

Ok, so I did a bit of role playing in this 1...


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You: hi
Stranger: hi.
You: whats up?
Stranger: not a whole lot, how about you?
You: Ah just smoking some weed, gettin high
You: You smoke weed?
Stranger: Good call.
Stranger: yes i do.
You: What type do you get?
Stranger: Usually kb, unless something better is in the mix.
You: kbs cool
Stranger: eh, I guess.
You: Man you should see me when I've just got a new stash
You: Smoke like a chimeny, I look like bloody Cheech when he's been puffing all bloody afternoon
Stranger: haha. My friend carries around around a hollowed out bible full.
You: Ah That's gold man!
Stranger: yeah, nobody ever thinks to look in the bible.
You: I'm gonna have to try that! Awesome idea!
Stranger: Yeah. We were high when we thought of it. lol.
You: Man. My mate went to some extreams to keep weed with him...
Stranger: So, you say bloody .. lol you from over the pond?
You: Had his leg cut off and a little hatch put into his wooden leg so he can always have it with him.
You: Australia mate, how about you?
Stranger: baha, now ay.
Stranger: way*
You: yeah man
Stranger: St. Louis, Missouri USA
Stranger: lol
You: seriously
You: Ah cool man
Stranger: I want a wooden leg filled with weed.
Stranger: That'd be so baller.
You: yeah, he thought of it when he was high. His uncle was in the war and had his leg cut off... He carried his weed in his walking stick, along with some whisky
Stranger: That would be so awesome.. But i love my legs.
You: yeah same
Stranger: So, how did you stumble onto this insane site?
You: I guess you could always pretend you have a bad limp which you need a walking stick with, you could then carry your hash with you whereever you go.
Stranger: Lol, true, true.
You: google. How about you?
Stranger: Tumblr, I think.
You: bloody good site ey?
Stranger: yeah. It's pretty fun.
You: Ah man, I gotta go.
Stranger: Alright nice talking see ya!
You: This chick I met is here, I'm gonna -*-*-*-*- all the way to the moon!
You: Cya mate!

That site is cool as!

[stuffradio]

A few of mine.



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You: bye
Stranger: hi
You: Stranger danger!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: this site is weird
Stranger: jsut found it
You: lol
You: same
Stranger: how
Stranger: OT?
You: OT?
Stranger: some site i go to
Stranger: found it threw there
You: :)
You: Who is obama?
Stranger: the rock obama
You: I don't know?




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You: hi
Stranger: hhiii!
Stranger: whats up?!
You: !!!!!!!!!!
You: nm
Stranger: !!!!!
Stranger: I'm ssooo bored
You: Stranger danger
Stranger: mommy said not to talk to strangers...
You: why are you talking to me then? :O
Stranger: why have rules if we aren't meant to break them?!
You: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Stranger: asdfkjakfkawjef
Stranger: woah, you actually typed out the alphabet
You: :|
Stranger: sorry, I'm not too quick
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[Craig]

Lol, I couldnt help but act like a 10 year old hahaha


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You: I am Jesus, how can I help?
Stranger: if only that were true.
You: It is true, you asked for me, I came
Stranger: i did ask for help.
You: I know you did, your little problem will be ok
Stranger: unfortunately, it is not that little.
You: You mean your wart has grown!!!!!!
You: This is 2 big of a job, even for Jesus, ask your wife to pop it, Jesus doesnt like your arse, peace out!

[Johnson]

my awesome site thread is beating your awesome site thread.

[Wojtek]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Ain't we a talkative bunch

[~ServerPoint~]

If I said female he will still there?


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Stranger: hi there 32 male form holland
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: ha you didnt disconnected yet
You: and what?
Stranger: im fine you?
You: thanks
Stranger: did have about ten conversations when i told i was male they disconnected
Stranger: its all about one thing i guess
Stranger: your male female?
You: male
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[Richard]

If I said female he will still there?

Haha, Not really, I just tried it:


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You: Hi#
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: Why
Stranger: Must
Stranger: You lie to me
You: i am?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Come on
Stranger: Girls dont know hot to use the internet

[Richard]

"sure" "you start"? No thank you :P


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Stranger: hi
You: Hey hun
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: stranger/stranger/stranger
Stranger: cool me too
You: cool
You: So, whats up hun?
Stranger: so part of stranger you live at?
Stranger: nothin much
Stranger: u?
You: yeah, im good thanks.I live in south stranger
You: where abouts you?
Stranger: Oh. I live in central stranger. So many strangers around here.
Stranger: creeps me out
You: yeah, not many people around my area, which is why I have to use these kinda sites ;)
Stranger: haha
You: Anyway. Wanna have internet sex?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: k
Stranger: you start
You: Eww. Your sick

[The-Pixel]

Wtf? Lol



Haha

Haha nice.

[TehGuy]

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Stranger: WHAT
You: OKAY
Stranger: LIL JONNNNNN
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That was an unexpected conversation.

[Eclouds]

If I said female he will still there?

Yours made me laugh for a good 10 minutes.

[roofcoatings]

Well its a nice site. I like it.

[AdamJ]

Oh I love this!! I'm throwing the worst offences about nfl etc and he/she's just laughing :D I LOVE AMERICANS!

[AdamJ]

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Stranger: Hi.
You: Afternoon
Stranger: Its still morning here. lol
You: ohh, America?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: You?
You: United Kingdom!
Stranger: Nice place. Killer futball games.
You: Hahaha! I take it you watch some of the UK games?
Stranger: A few.
Stranger: There are many a lessons learned from those few.
You: Ohh, got your eye on any of the teams?
Stranger: Not this season.
You: Has been a crap one, well, for my team anyway
Stranger: Ah. Sorry to hear.
You: Haha, ---- manager ;)
Stranger: Figures.
You: Can't really say I've got into your nfl stuff
Stranger: A ---- manager can have the greatest players of all time and still ---- it up.
You: Aye very true!
Stranger: I'm not into NFL much myself.
You: I don't get it, Just a load of guys running round acting like prick's when somebody slam's the ball onto the floor
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Thats about it.
You: Thank god that went well
Stranger: What went well?
You: Last time I said that, I said it to the face of an american, and she loved nfl, ended up with a huge red mark on my face
Stranger: Everyone is touchy about sports.
You: Yeah true.
You: Although I think the same with Cricket/Basketball/Baseball
Stranger: Just don't tell the rednecks around here I don't watch nascar.
Stranger: And if I do its the crash highlights.
You: Ohhh Nascar is for ----'s!
You: It's not even racing! F1 all the way!
Stranger: Haha.
You: You seen WRC (World Ralley Championship)?
Stranger: Although I'd probably kill myself I'd rather be driving than watching.
Stranger: I've seen some clips.
Stranger: Lots better than nascar.
You: Definitely! All I can say is god bless Collin McRay, where-ever he is nower days :(
Stranger: No kidding.
You: So where abouts in America are you?
Stranger: Between the capitol and a trailor park. Virginia.
You: Ohhh
Stranger: Yeah. I hate this place.
You: Ouch, I personally like Santa Cruz (if thats spelt right) and Sandusky, Ohio
Stranger: Those are nice places.
Stranger: But this economy is making things worse.
You: Yeah, 2 absolutely incredible theme parks there
Stranger: Haha.
You: Ohh don't mention the economy, stupid things lol
Stranger: Why is that? lol
You: Because to be honest it don't affect me, my work wages cover me perfectly :)
Stranger: Thats good.
Stranger: Its just job hunting is a ----- now.
You: Yeah, it's bound to be
Stranger: Well its almost time for me to get some sleep.
You: Aye, I'm supposed to be planning a party
Stranger: Sounds fun interesting and maybe a bit of a pain.
You: Big pain!
Stranger: How come?
You: I need to order catering/get quotes on a room, then sort out the new testing on my DJ gear etc lol
Stranger: I see. Best of luck then.
You: Cheers
Stranger: Cheers.
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There you go :D

[cobrastrike]

Yours weren't funny Adam :(



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Stranger: Hi
You: Would you like to see how deep the rabbit hole is?
Stranger: erh....
Stranger: what rabbit hole?
You: Take the blue pill and I can show you. Take the red pill and you will forget this happened.
Stranger: are you a matrix mfan??
Stranger: fan*
You: Yes Neo. I have been expecting you.
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You: Would you like to switch your long distance to AT&T?
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Heh. Good fun that is.

[Richard]

Haha, Brendan - Great stuff :D


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You: Hi
Stranger: how are u
Stranger: hey
You: I am good thank you.
You: Would you like to switch your long distance to AT&T?
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[cobrastrike]

Remember Richard. Nobody likes a a telemarketer ;)

[Hosting4You]

Very funny website.

[Ben]

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You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Would you like to switch your long distance to AT&T?
Stranger: It is AT&T!
You: AT&T kicks the ---- out of MCI, biatch
You: we got like 5 cents a minute long distance -----
You: this dat real ----
Stranger: You want to ring ring me long distance?
You: ----naw
You: im trying to sell some ----

I'm having fun with this. Too bad I'm sobering up.

[Dynash]

I just keep getting:


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[cobrastrike]

I think their server is getting overloaded.

[Reaper28]

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Stranger: hi
You: Would you like to switch your long distance to AT&T for $50 ?
Stranger: no
You: $100 and a puppy ?
Stranger: 150 and a blowjob
You: Ummm no
Stranger: then no
You: AT&T luvs you
Stranger: version rules
You: We'll nuke them sooner or later
Stranger: whatever
You: hahaha.
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now i'm just being an ---

[.Andy]

I like retailmenot.com saved me 200$ last year alone on coupon codes.

[Snat]

Wow, first time on there and I got this exact reply lol.


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Stranger: PEZ?
You: Shalom
Stranger: Juuuude.
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[Cam.]

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Stranger: i just saw a man get violated by a horse
Stranger: and die
You: Welcome to AT&T sales line my name is Jay how may I help you?
Stranger: REMOVED
You: Wow that looks great
Stranger: help em erase this from my brain
Stranger: me*
Stranger: =[
Stranger: there is a horse pens
You: Sure if you switch to AT&T for $12.85 per month then we can do just that
You: We have plans with no setup fee for a limited time only
Stranger: and it completely wrecks this guys -------
Stranger: like destroys i
Stranger: it
Stranger: i think he died
You: Sounds fun. Listen, AT&T also have some GREAT mobile plans that you can port your number too for free!
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Stranger: hi asl?
You: Hola
You: 11/m/ch
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I love this site :P

[stuffradio]

This is fun!


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Stranger: what it do
You: Welcome to Rogers sales line my name is George how may I help you?
Stranger: where areyou
Stranger: i eed rogers internet
You: Sir, I am in Canada.
Stranger: need*
Stranger: good
Stranger: im in lake titticaka
You: Sir, we don't service lake titticaka I'm afraid.
You: May I set you up with our complimentary Rogers USB Internet key?
Stranger: yeah
You: Great, it is a $100 setup fee and $50/month afterwords for 500 MB of data.
Stranger: sir yes ysir
Stranger: this is ted rogers from the grave....dont soil my name
Stranger: fool!
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Here's another one



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Stranger: Oh hi!
You: Hi, welcome to the Rogers sales line. My name is George Ortowkiz. How may I help you?
Stranger: hell o george
Stranger: how are you this evening
You: Fine, thank you.
Stranger: does my texting oversees to gay lovers, make me gay?
You: Sir, I'm afraid it does.
Stranger: but what if ive never taken in the but
You: I can offer you our couples plan to lower your costs oversees.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well anyays
Stranger: i hope you have a good night
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[DarkBlood]

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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: from?
You: Someplace
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NO, this is NOT the best site ever,

http://jesse.com/ << That is.

[pumpkinlim]

Strange site.... but interesting one