WTF - A pizza roll!? [Archive]

JasonS

April 9th, 2009, 12:33

If you are American, leave now. If you like pizza rolls, leave now.

A pizza roll = cancer covered in breadcrumbs TBH

It's absolutely disgusting how you Americans turn a normal everyday item of food in to some typical-american food. Daniel thinks he is thin, because he ways 15.5 STONES!?

http://picturemyfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/pizza-roll-cut_sm.JPG

It is DISGUSTING.

stuffradio

April 9th, 2009, 14:04

15.5 stones? I don't understand your European terms :P

Blank Verse

April 9th, 2009, 14:09

Delicious

sellwhm

April 9th, 2009, 14:13

I think you can buy 90 pizza rolls under $10 at Wal-Mart Super Center in a big bag. I eat the whole bag. :biggrin2:

Dynash

April 9th, 2009, 14:29

It looks nasty. & stuff, there's 14 pounds in a stone. So he'll be 215lbs

iBrightDev

April 9th, 2009, 14:36

pizza rolls are bomb. :P

JasonS

April 9th, 2009, 14:41

It looks nasty. & stuff, there's 14 pounds in a stone. So he'll be 215lbs

He's spot on 215lb :D

sellwhm

April 9th, 2009, 14:43

He's spot on 215lb :D

How many pounds will he weigh next year? 400lb?

Eclouds

April 9th, 2009, 15:07

Oh these are so good!

Blank Verse

April 9th, 2009, 19:29

I would eat the ---- out of these right about now

Joe_G

April 9th, 2009, 20:51

Nice healthy snack. All the stuff a growing person needs in a bite-sized treat rotflmao

GlennBeforeTime

April 10th, 2009, 04:49

That really doesn't look too appetizing if you ask me.

stonerocket

April 10th, 2009, 04:52

Looks more a pastie to me or an apple turnover.

JasonS

April 10th, 2009, 04:52

Glenn;1059402']That really doesn't look too appetizing if you ask me.

Couldn't agree less, or more. It's about as inviting as Bin-Ladens Cave.

Ben

April 10th, 2009, 05:19

Iv'e esurbibded a weekend off of pizza rolls.

I t ghave me the explosve diarrhea.

I weigh 140lbs or about 10 stone.

notnamed

April 10th, 2009, 09:57

I love me some pizza rolls. That one wasn't cooked right, it looks too greasy. Cook 'em longer next time.

Blank Verse

April 10th, 2009, 21:19

Man I love the British people talking about how bad this is, when UK cuisine is considered amongst the least healthy in the world.

Ben

April 11th, 2009, 04:29

i want some mother----in fish n chips

GlennBeforeTime

April 11th, 2009, 04:53

i want some mother----in fish n chips

Who's idea was it to deep fry large potato fingers and fish covered in a batter... That person should have been knighted!

Ben

April 11th, 2009, 04:55

Glenn;1059560']Who's idea was it to deep fry large potato fingers and fish covered in a batter... That person should have been knighted!
Point out potato phalanges on an anatomical chart.

I dare you.

GlennBeforeTime

April 11th, 2009, 08:50

Point out potato phalanges on an anatomical chart.

I dare you.

I take your dare!

Here you go, I give you...

Autonomy of a Potato!

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9853/potatofinger.png

Blank Verse

April 11th, 2009, 11:07

Well, he's got you there

JasonS

April 11th, 2009, 11:56

SOME American cuisine is epic, e.g. McDonalds.

But WTF, a PIZZA ROLL!? A CHILLI CHEESEBURGER!?

http://greensboring.com/pod/chili_cheese_burger.jpg

Ffs, I'm going to ring the MD of Weight Watchers, America would be a huge boost in income.

Percentage of people in America that are obese or sentenced to a wheel chair/mobility thingy due to being yet another American fatty: 99.999999%

[JSH]John

April 11th, 2009, 12:14

That looks like a Sausage & Bean Pastie from Greggs in the UK lol. (The pic Jason has in the first post)

stuffradio

April 11th, 2009, 14:25

JasonS

April 11th, 2009, 14:54

Man Jason, if you think McDonalds is epic... you're low :lol:

The only reason people like Mc ----s is because it's cheap. I'd rather eat at White Spot if I had the money than McDonalds.

Note: That burger in your pic looks nasty

UK Obesity http://www.annecollins.com/obesity/uk-obesity-statistics.htm

We have Greggs, please do not get me started on the whole American/Canadian thing. The burger IS nasty, Canadians are nice people, do not make me change that view.

Blank Verse

April 11th, 2009, 16:04

You're changing your view on the people of a country based on what they know about the eating habits of other countries?

JasonS

April 11th, 2009, 17:55

You're changing your view on the people of a country based on what they know about the eating habits of other countries?

No. I just think it's disgusting how you eat this junk.

stuffradio

April 12th, 2009, 02:44

No. I just think it's disgusting how you eat this junk.
I rarely even go to McDonalds. You eat lots of junk that's just as bad if not worse in the UK, so stop trying to point fingers at Americans/Canadians.

GlennBeforeTime

April 12th, 2009, 03:58

So long as Americans don't call Chips French Fries I'll be fine :)

JasonS

April 12th, 2009, 11:39

Glenn;1059722']So long as Americans don't call Chips French Fries I'll be fine :)

Damn, they do call them fries (not sure about the Francais bit).

I just think it's disgusting how any person can bring themselves to the level of eating this horrid looking junk.

notnamed

April 12th, 2009, 13:12

Mmm... horrid looking junk!

http://img.hasaninter.net/lunch.jpg

Ben

April 12th, 2009, 16:41

http://threes.com/cms/images/stories/food/big-mac-extra-value-meal.jpg

For the record, I'm 5'10" and 140lbs. And I'm an American.

WHO'S OBESE NOW BIATCH!?

GlennBeforeTime

April 12th, 2009, 21:58

http://threes.com/cms/images/stories/food/big-mac-extra-value-meal.jpg

For the record, I'm 5'10" and 140lbs. And I'm an American.

WHO'S OBESE NOW BIATCH!?

Man... Use Metric :P

I'm about 174CM and 77.6KG. I also do martial arts as a past time... I have about my weight in Easter eggs right now which I will be eating over the next 4 weeks ^_^ I'm what you would call annoyingly healthy weight but a ticking time bomb for a heart attack LOL

//EDIT: 5 Foot 9 Inches... I don't feel tall... I feel short!!!

Johnson

April 13th, 2009, 01:43

6' 180 -----es. english food sucks, american food is ok, mcdonalds is ----ty all around.

stuffradio

April 13th, 2009, 02:33

Man, people who measure themselves in CM and weight themselves in KG are weird.

Tracker

April 13th, 2009, 02:43

Man, people who measure themselves in CM and weight themselves in KG are weird.

It makes them feel taller and makes them think they don't weight as much as us who use Inches/Feet and Pounds :P

GlennBeforeTime

April 13th, 2009, 03:26

LOL. Metric is the way of the future, so all you oldies still using imperial, get with the times!

Tracker

April 13th, 2009, 03:30

LOL. Metric is the way of the future, so all you oldies still using imperial, get with the times!

In that case forget centimeters lets use millimeters! That makes me 1879.6 mm tall! :P

Blank Verse

April 13th, 2009, 09:37

Canada officially uses metric, but not one person here knows how tall they are or how much they weigh in metric.

stuffradio

April 14th, 2009, 17:28

Canada officially uses metric, but not one person here knows how tall they are or how much they weigh in metric.
That's because it's a stupid system. I'm not going to measure the cooking ingredients in ml, I'm going to measure it in Cups. I'm not going to spend the extra time to weigh myself in Kg because that's how you measure other things like cement or flour, etc.

The metric system is only good for some things but not all.

Also yes, we do call Fries French Fries.

Do you Europeans call chips Crisps? Because that's silly if you do, tee hee :)

GlennBeforeTime

April 15th, 2009, 10:05

That's because it's a stupid system. I'm not going to measure the cooking ingredients in ml, I'm going to measure it in Cups. I'm not going to spend the extra time to weigh myself in Kg because that's how you measure other things like cement or flour, etc.

The metric system is only good for some things but not all.

Also yes, we do call Fries French Fries.

Do you Europeans call chips Crisps? Because that's silly if you do, tee hee :)

Depends on what you call a crisp :P

And Metric rocks! Wouldn't have it any other way. BTW, I too use cups as a measurement.

DavidsAwesome

April 16th, 2009, 04:02

Metric blows. Get with the program.

...and pizza rolls are damn good. At least eat a few.

Nick

April 16th, 2009, 10:32

Pizza rolls are good, but they are pretty gross looking.

Oh, and fun time with the metric system... I'm 1.956 meters tall, 17.3 stones.

GlennBeforeTime

April 16th, 2009, 19:56

Pizza rolls are good, but they are pretty gross looking.

Oh, and fun time with the metric system... I'm 1.956 meters tall, 17.3 stones.

lol.

And what's that in Kilograms :fangel:

Cam.

April 16th, 2009, 20:25

http://greensboring.com/pod/chili_cheese_burger.jpg

OK that's just sick :sick:. How could someone eat something like that?!

Those pizza rolls do look quite nice though.... :P

GlennBeforeTime

April 16th, 2009, 20:40

Please allow me to post up my Maccas. I will make a sacrifice for the good of the community and have Maccas for lunch today.

heymrdj

April 21st, 2009, 22:42

You picked the crappiest looking pizza roll in the world for that image. Eat some REAL pizza rolls made with REAL ingredients.

Nick

April 22nd, 2009, 02:34

lol.

And what's that in Kilograms :fangel:

~110 kilograms

GlennBeforeTime

April 22nd, 2009, 08:48

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7616/dsc0129k.jpg

There we go... Australian Mc Donalds Big Mac!

hamster

April 22nd, 2009, 10:38

WHAT?! That's a BIG mac?! You've gotta be kidding me...

Johnson

April 22nd, 2009, 16:14

sodas are much smaller in other countries than in america.

Tracker

April 22nd, 2009, 16:32

Double gulp ftw!

http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images/biggulps.jpg

Ben

April 24th, 2009, 02:50

WHAT?! That's a BIG mac?! You've gotta be kidding me...

It looks the same as a US Big Mac. Although I do remember Aussie McD's tasting better than US McD's. Probably the lack of gub'mint cheese in Australia.

GlennBeforeTime

April 24th, 2009, 04:14

It looks the same as a US Big Mac. Although I do remember Aussie McD's tasting better than US McD's. Probably the lack of gub'mint cheese in Australia.

Nah mate, they both have ---- cheese

Blank Verse

April 24th, 2009, 04:20

There's a place in Calgary called Peter's Drive In, and they do it right. Even the commercials have the burgers looking nasty as ----, and they really do look bad. But man...they are the most delicious things ever.

"I also learned quickly Calgary has the best Hamburgers in the world. My driver took me to Peters' Drive-In one day. After that I'd find any excuse I could to go back there."
Hugh Jackman (Wolverine from X-Men)
Calgary Sun, April 2003

Richard

April 24th, 2009, 06:14

Just to let you all know. These are actually a french invention, frace for the idea of wraping pizza toppings in pastry or a softer pizza base long ago.

American just copied the french idea and rebranded them pizza rolls.

Richard

April 24th, 2009, 06:15

sodas are much smaller in other countries than in america.

Lets look at Macdonalds soda sizes

UK, France, Germany & Spain;

Small = Does not exist in the US
Medium = Small in the US
Large = Medium in the US

Your large... we dont even have in the UK :S

SC-Jon

April 24th, 2009, 11:00

Lets look at Macdonalds soda sizes

UK, France, Germany & Spain;

Small = Does not exist in the US
Medium = Small in the US
Large = Medium in the US

Your large... we dont even have in the UK :S

..Well..how big is your small drink?

Richard

April 24th, 2009, 11:04

..Well..how big is your small drink?

SMALL :P Lol

0.2L I think

GlennBeforeTime

April 24th, 2009, 19:45

SMALL :P Lol

0.2L I think

Actually yeah, they'd be around the 375ML mark, around that of a can of soft drink.

Richard

April 25th, 2009, 04:36

Actually yeah, they'd be around the 375ML mark, around that of a can of soft drink.

I get a small with my Double Bacon and Egg McMuffin every other Thursday, its much smaller than a can of drink :P

notnamed

April 25th, 2009, 08:54

You guys. Macaroni and cheese pizza.

http://photos-a.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v3345/208/88/500434243/n500434243_1554160_5749303.jpg