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JasonS
April 16th, 2009, 17:35
Okay, I've had an idea and I LIKE IT!


Suspect your Girlfriend is cheating on you!? SHE IS. But just to be certain, try the ALL NEW Tampon Tracker!

And I follow this idea of THE Tampon Gun!


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GlennBeforeTime
April 16th, 2009, 19:54
If I suspected my girlfriend of cheating on me, I would split up with her, I wouldn't stick a GPS and Camera into her tampons :S
Richard
April 16th, 2009, 21:22
If I suspected my girlfriend of cheating on me, I would split up with her, I wouldn't stick a GPS and Camera into her tampons :S

80% of breakups happen because one party suspects the other of cheating, but in actual fact, they are not.

Avoid the unnessary evil of having to break up with your girl by buying the amazing Tampon Tracker! Your know instantly if she is cheating on you, or not. Or if you fancy a quicky when she leaves work for lunch - Your know where to find her ;)

TAMPON TRACKER - Making life BETTER!

PS: 90% of statistics are made up on the spot.
GlennBeforeTime
April 17th, 2009, 02:53
80% of breakups happen because one party suspects the other of cheating, but in actual fact, they are not.

Avoid the unnessary evil of having to break up with your girl by buying the amazing Tampon Tracker! Your know instantly if she is cheating on you, or not. Or if you fancy a quicky when she leaves work for lunch - Your know where to find her ;)

TAMPON TRACKER - Making life BETTER!

PS: 90% of statistics are made up on the spot.

lol :biggrin2:

Just something out of the normal... But how would a chick track a guy? :angel:
stuffradio
April 17th, 2009, 03:29
But how would a chick track a guy?
That's out of the question, no need to ask!
JasonS
April 17th, 2009, 03:49
lol :biggrin2:

Just something out of the normal... But how would a chick track a guy? :angel:


That's out of the question, no need to ask!

Simples.

Suspect your Boyfriend is cheating on you!? HE IS! But just to be certain, try the ALL NEW STD Tracker!

OR

Suspect your Boyfriend is cheating on you!? HE IS! But just to be certain, try the ALL NEW Pornographic Magazine Tracker!
Tracker
April 17th, 2009, 04:06
This is going to provide some very interesting results for anyone searching my name on here lol.

On topic: Suspect your boyfriend is cheating on you? Condom tracker! Because you know it will never leave his wallet! :P
JasonS
April 17th, 2009, 05:34
This is going to provide some very interesting results for anyone searching my name on here lol.

On topic: Suspect your boyfriend is cheating on you? Condom tracker! Because you know it will never leave his wallet! :P

EPIC!

Suspect your Dylan is cheating on you? HE IS! But just to be certain, try the ALL NEW TRACKER TRACKER! :D
Richard
April 17th, 2009, 08:18
The small print;

This product may not work correctly if it comes into contact with liquids
JasonS
April 17th, 2009, 08:19
The small print;

This product may not work correctly if it comes into contact with liquids

What if it comes in to contact with a bloody Mary and no I don't mean the drink! You could drink it if you want, but you'd be some messed up prickstein.
Richard
April 17th, 2009, 08:20
What if it comes in to contact with a bloody Mary and no I don't mean the drink! You could drink it if you want, but you'd be some messed up prickstein.

This product may not work correctly if it comes into contact with ANY liquids
JasonS
April 17th, 2009, 08:21
This product may not work correctly if it comes into contact with ANY liquids

I'll go tell Adam that it won't work on Mary or.. Jan.
Richard
April 17th, 2009, 08:24
Poor Jan, did you have to bring her up :(
JasonS
April 17th, 2009, 08:25
Poor Jan, did you have to bring her up :(

Not Jan, I meant Tracker who wants a Tampon Tracker for his bloody Mary.

I think Dylan just has one long period, he's always so grumpy.
Richard
April 17th, 2009, 08:43
Not Jan, I meant Tracker who wants a Tampon Tracker for his bloody Mary.

I think Dylan just has one long period, he's always so grumpy.

:O Jason!
sweet28
April 18th, 2009, 02:57
thats really too funny lol