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Johnson
April 27th, 2009, 02:58
PROTIP: don't post more than 3 quotes from the same person/source in a row.
PROTIP #2: post quotes that you think most people will find funny/amusing. posting a meaningless quote from some sporadic anime flick that no one saw is the definition of pretentious-lamenessism.

I'll start:

"This is what my friend said to me; he said, "Guess what I like, Mashed potatoes." It's like,"Dude. you have to give me time to guess. If you're gonna quiz me, you have to insert a pause."

— Mitch Hedberg

potential epic thread

Blank Verse
April 27th, 2009, 08:09
Dammit, I was going to start with a Hedberg.

"I'll bet the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is ----ing CLEAN"

Johnson
April 28th, 2009, 04:11
thread closed in light of http://freewebspace.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2220335