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anhedonia
April 4th, 2002, 02:36
What's your favourite place to have sex... Oh, or a place you'd like to try? ;)
bigperm
April 4th, 2002, 02:38
a bed.
badpenguin
April 4th, 2002, 02:39
a cinema.
anhedonia
April 4th, 2002, 02:40
Originally posted by bigperm
a bed.

Boring!!! :p


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A cinema...Yeah that'd be kinda fun. Embarassing if you got caught but so mad if you got away with it. The best place to go would be like the top right-hand corner.
Haze
April 4th, 2002, 02:45
Anywhere :)
Ozzymosis
April 4th, 2002, 02:59
im not sure this is apropriate disscusion, there are kids in here.
Moonman
April 4th, 2002, 02:59
A plane. Join the exclusive "Mile High Club"
Webdude
April 4th, 2002, 03:01
Anytime a woman make love with me, she thinks she's been to Heaven :D


In bold I changed it from "sex" to make Ozzy happy...
anhedonia
April 4th, 2002, 03:02
Sex is natural and healthy. I don't really think it's inappropriate at all.

Okay, how about these ideas?

Mini-golf course, park, clothing store's dressing room, swimming pool, boss' office (desk, chair, floor ;)), balcony, drive-in theatre...
anhedonia
April 4th, 2002, 03:03
Originally posted by Webdude
Anytime a woman has sex with me, she thinks she's been to Heaven :D

I really don't recall thinking that. :rolleyes: :p
Webdude
April 4th, 2002, 03:04
Originally posted by anhedonia
I really don't recall thinking that. :rolleyes: :p

Thats because I dont take dead stumps to Heaven..

Had to use "stumps" because the appropriate word is not good to use in front of children like Jan :p
badpenguin
April 4th, 2002, 03:05
A washing machine and a swimming pool.
anhedonia
April 4th, 2002, 03:09
A washing machine? :eek: lol...


A pool table.
Gayowulf
April 4th, 2002, 03:10
there is no best place
badpenguin
April 4th, 2002, 03:12
In darkness. lol. :biggrin2:
Moonman
April 4th, 2002, 03:12
A train, shopping center, pubs, night clubs, revolving restaurant, rollercoaster, a log flume ride.
anhedonia
April 4th, 2002, 03:13
The back of a taxi? :D
badpenguin
April 4th, 2002, 03:15
Originally posted by anhedonia
The back of a taxi? :D

Nah... :p
Webdude
April 4th, 2002, 03:15
Good Place: King size waterbed with sheets stripped off and the water bladder sprayed down with baby oil.

Bad Place: The internet. That monitor hurts!
badpenguin
April 4th, 2002, 03:17
Originally posted by Webdude
Bad Place: The internet. That monitor hurts!

:biggrin2:
anhedonia
April 4th, 2002, 03:23
Originally posted by Webdude
That monitor hurts!

You know you like it.

Waterbeds rock. :)
Blank Verse
April 4th, 2002, 03:36
Delaware.
Gayowulf
April 4th, 2002, 03:43
Originally posted by anhedonia


Waterbeds rock. :)

not really; they roll. Or squish.
PyschoPath
April 4th, 2002, 04:29
PlayBoy mansion.
allanh
April 4th, 2002, 04:48
On the surgery operating table...
is0lized
April 4th, 2002, 04:53
how about inside a big tire? i almost had sex in a big tire at an elementry school playground (not when i was in elementry tho ;) )
Toefur
April 4th, 2002, 04:55
I masturbated onto somebody's car once.
Jan
April 4th, 2002, 05:26
Originally posted by Toefur
I masturbated onto somebody's car once.
Ummmmm why?? :confused2
anhedonia
April 4th, 2002, 06:23
Maybe he's car-sexual...:confused:
Akalon
April 4th, 2002, 07:31
Originally posted by Toefur
I masturbated onto somebody's car once.

Onto? :nervous:
}:8) Supermoo
April 4th, 2002, 08:17
That wasn't what I was expecting to hear... lol.
Daniel
April 4th, 2002, 08:20
in a haystack....

in a treehouse...

in a school janitor's room :biggrin2:
meow
April 4th, 2002, 12:59
Originally posted by Toefur
I masturbated onto somebody's car once.
:eek: :PUKE SMILIE:
Canuckkev
April 4th, 2002, 18:35
I agree that the mile high club would be kinda cool...same with a store dressing room. But anywhere under water is a no no. Think about it. It would be really painful for the woman...

Pretty much any public place would be neat, like at a baseball game...or, like that. Dentist chair...
Giancarlo
April 4th, 2002, 18:42
Is this thread still open? :eek:

I dunno what is the best place...
trenzterra
April 4th, 2002, 20:10
car
lorry
bus
Bruce
April 4th, 2002, 20:15
Originally posted by trenzterra

lorryCare to try that one in English? :confused2
Dusty
April 4th, 2002, 20:17
Truck, he means truck.
murat
April 4th, 2002, 20:19
europe, asia, africa, america or australia :P
meow
April 4th, 2002, 20:21
How can you even ask? :rolleyes:
Dean
April 4th, 2002, 21:08
Originally posted by murat
europe, asia, africa, america or australia :P
What about antartica???

on secound thoughts... no
Blank Verse
April 5th, 2002, 01:30
I stand (and ----) by Delaware
anhedonia
April 5th, 2002, 02:37
Originally posted by Bruce
Care to try that one in English? :confused2

ROTFLMAO
LeX
April 5th, 2002, 02:38
In the classroom.
allanh
April 5th, 2002, 03:17
Originally posted by LeX
In the classroom.


with?
Webdude
April 5th, 2002, 03:19
The #1 best place in the world to have sex is.....










































.......... on top, behind, or under a woman :D
Jan
April 5th, 2002, 03:21
Webdude! :o
Blank Verse
April 5th, 2002, 03:23
agreed...please don't hurt me
niv
April 5th, 2002, 12:27
Methinks ol' GC won't agree :biggrin2:

What about front? It might work, if you try hard enough. :confused2
leetcrew
April 5th, 2002, 12:32
On my bedroom. I gonna start cleaning my room. preparing for my guest love makers. Admisison is free. no catch. promise.
Giancarlo
April 5th, 2002, 13:56
Originally posted by Kentaro
Methinks ol' GC won't agree :biggrin2:



I don't agree. :D
Bruce
April 5th, 2002, 14:39
Originally posted by anhedonia


ROTFLMAO Problem?
MN-Carl
April 5th, 2002, 14:46
Originally posted by Jan
Webdude! :o

now i could say something here :)

:devious2:
meow
April 5th, 2002, 15:14
Why do I come to think of "Wuthering Heights"? :confused2

"Jaaaaaan!"       ♥ ♥ ♥       "Webduuuuuude!"
:p
Rodie
April 5th, 2002, 20:58
In da butt, Bob!
Dusty
April 5th, 2002, 21:02
In da butt, Bob!God, I hate the Newlywed Game. Next to Three's a Crowd, that must be one of the stupid gameshows ever in existence.

(That was semi-on-topic! :D)
Giancarlo
April 5th, 2002, 21:05
Hmm this topic still isn't closed?

Gotta go... Queer As Folk is on soon. :biggrin2:
Dusty
April 5th, 2002, 21:07
Why should it be closed?
Giancarlo
April 5th, 2002, 21:08
Originally posted by Dusty
Why should it be closed?

It was kinda ironic to see a thread like this in a forum full of males. ;)

Later... gotta see this show, can't miss an episode.
Jan
April 5th, 2002, 21:48
Originally posted by Giancarlo
It was kinda ironic to see a thread like this in a forum full of males. ;)

*ahem* :p
LeX
April 5th, 2002, 22:59
Don't worry, we all know you're a duck. :biggrin2:
Webdude
April 5th, 2002, 23:00
Originally posted by Giancarlo


It was kinda ironic to see a thread like this in a forum full of males. ;)

You're right. I know there are some that claim to be female, but I have seen no proof of that. I also have yet to see a woman who knows how to use a computer...which is why I question the sex of the so-called women around here. Now if we had a pic shown to us ...... ;)
LeX
April 5th, 2002, 23:02
Originally posted by Webdude
Now if we had a pic shown to us ...... ;) I doubt that's going to work, Webdude. :D
Jan
April 5th, 2002, 23:24
Originally posted by Webdude
I also have yet to see a woman who knows how to use a computer...
You sexist (can I swear) ********************** :mad: I will get my kangaroo squad after you!!!!! :devious2:
meow
April 5th, 2002, 23:45
Uh-oh! Watch out for that big kangaroo pouch of hers Webdude. She held me prisoner there for a week once and carried me around everywhere. Sheer horror it was. :eek:
Archbob
April 6th, 2002, 01:19
Haven't done it and probably will become a monk, but I think a bed.
Webdude
April 6th, 2002, 01:24
I recently heard just how bad those Aussies are. Kangasex...YUCK! I was told they like Kangaroos because there's a tail to hold on to.. That was a visualization I really didnt need :nervous:
meow
April 6th, 2002, 01:25
Haven't done it and probably will become a monk, but I think a bed.
Agreed. I've never understood why some people fancy uncomfortable places. Of course, there are always the exhibitionists. :D

Damn' Webdude