View Full Version : girls are.. hazardous to your health!
tandoc
May 10th, 2002, 07:00
never ever get tangled up with girls.. they're eveil little machines they are.. evil!!!!
I nearly got suspended @ skool a little while ago, just because some m****r f*****g stupid little girl.. goes tells the teachers i was annoying her.. and she's the god damn one annoyring me! constatly kneeing my back, kicking me, dropping her lock on me.. grrr... bottom lockers suck! and girls are evil :angry2:
MN-Carl
May 10th, 2002, 07:03
:confused: girls are fun most of the time ...
your just unlucky you got one of the annoying onces haha
erm ...
She probally fancies you :rolleyes: :biggrin2:
anhedonia
May 10th, 2002, 07:04
This is what I put on the bottom of the main page of my site:
Warning! This girl can affect your mental and physical reactions - do not drive or operate heavy or dangerous machinery while in her presence.
I love it! :D
P.S. I'm not evil! :cry2:
MN-Carl
May 10th, 2002, 07:06
:confused2 i wouldn't be operating "heavy or dangerous machinery"
unless it was DT :biggrin2:
and i don't do anything in DT whereby i use the machines anymore :)
tandoc
May 10th, 2002, 07:10
no.. i know she doesn't fancy me.. thank god.. her high pithced voice causes dogs to surround her barking heir heads off.. she's also known as the Gremlin to me.. or sometimes my friend nick [who fancies her] calls her the kremlin... grr.. pisses me off... had to stay after school 'til 5PM cleaning lockers... EVIL! and if you have a locker under a girl.. and she gets changed never let her get your with 'deodarant'.. or in this case odourant.. because it really just adds another layer of crap to your body... i hate impulse.. horrible... never let them get you!
anhedonia
May 10th, 2002, 07:18
Impulse tests on animals. :mad:
MN-Carl
May 10th, 2002, 07:20
so :confused:
How do u mean "tests" :confused2
anhedonia
May 10th, 2002, 07:26
It's cruel and inhumane...
They test their products and its ingredients on animals.
tandoc
May 10th, 2002, 07:27
impluse = esseence of sh!t
in multiple 'flavours'
and they test it on animals.. cruelty to animals.. simple...
anhedonia
May 10th, 2002, 07:30
How sexy is "INCA" by Lynx, though? Orgasmic! :D
tandoc
May 10th, 2002, 07:39
i personally all spray on deodarants are evil.. just like girls.. they stink like hell.. and i was told that some can cause cancer.. not sure.. but i just hate them.. sticks all the way...
"Speed Stick: Goes on Dry, to keep You Dry!"
Giancarlo
May 10th, 2002, 07:53
Girls are not to be trusted as my economics teacher has said. He has had three ex-wifes, all three of which ran off with other men.
tandoc
May 10th, 2002, 07:55
i agree with gc's economics teacher
Moonman
May 10th, 2002, 08:34
Originally posted by anhedonia
How sexy is "INCA" by Lynx, though? Orgasmic! :D
Africa
Java
& The Can I Have Sitting Right Beside Me, Pheonix
are all better than Inca.
Originally posted by Giancarlo
Girls are not to be trusted as my economics teacher has said. He has had three ex-wifes, all three of which ran off with other men.
Probably a good reason for that :confused2
meow
May 10th, 2002, 13:57
That girl wants you, andytandoc. Go for it! :D
Giancarlo
May 10th, 2002, 15:20
Originally posted by Jan
Probably a good reason for that :confused2
I think my econ teacher is a fun person... but it must of been his jokes... and ideas on women. But what makes him joke a lot about is his second wife that ran off with a Frenchman... ouch. :biggrin2:
anhedonia
May 11th, 2002, 02:40
Originally posted by Giancarlo
Girls are not to be trusted as my economics teacher has said. He has had three ex-wifes, all three of which ran off with other men.
That's because:
a) He has a problem with his sexist attitude
b) He's obviously narrow-minded
c) He's terrible in bed!
Akalon
May 11th, 2002, 02:48
andytandoc, surely all of your experiences with girls haven't been so bad? And you get an afterschool detention just because someone says that you're annoying them?? :confused2
tandoc
May 11th, 2002, 03:01
2 detentions.. 1 on monday..
yes all of them have.. i can't name one situation where a girl has been not been evil....
Akalon
May 11th, 2002, 03:14
How old are you? ...just curious.
tandoc
May 11th, 2002, 03:19
12.. nearly 13... 18 days left
Giancarlo
May 11th, 2002, 08:24
Originally posted by anhedonia
That's because:
a) He has a problem with his sexist attitude
b) He's obviously narrow-minded
c) He's terrible in bed!
ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO
You probably are right... but some of the things he says are true about women... *runs away before getting slapped* :D
Akalon
May 11th, 2002, 08:28
Andy, I say a couple more years and you should be fine, if not, look towards homosexuality. :D
Giancarlo
May 11th, 2002, 08:30
Originally posted by Akalon
if not, look towards homosexuality. :D
Hey I am available... :D
tandoc
May 11th, 2002, 08:41
i'm scared :confused2
Giancarlo
May 11th, 2002, 08:43
Originally posted by andytandoc
i'm scared :confused2
Sorry. :cool:
Originally posted by Giancarlo
Hey I am available... :D
I am sure there are gay forums you can sign up with, please use them :rolleyes:
Giancarlo
May 11th, 2002, 08:58
Originally posted by Jan
I am sure there are gay forums you can sign up with, please use them :rolleyes:
Sorry Jan... doesn't matter... I am not looking for anybody anyways... just poking fun.
MN-Carl
May 11th, 2002, 09:47
Originally posted by andytandoc
i'm scared :confused2
:nervous:
you opened yourself open to that :biggrin2:
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