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Archbob
May 23rd, 2002, 23:07
Since there were none before, I will become one and its doesn't make any difference how weak I am, I will still be the strongest and only jedi ever.
lotsofissues
May 23rd, 2002, 23:14
You are drunk.
Archbob
May 23rd, 2002, 23:16
Squirrels don't get drunk.
Owen
May 23rd, 2002, 23:17
Since when can squirrels become Jedis? Wouldn't it be mighty hard to wield a light sabre? :D :D
meow
May 23rd, 2002, 23:33
Originally posted by Archbob
Squirrels don't get drunk.
No, they go nuts. :confused2
tandoc
May 24th, 2002, 02:24
did you know jedi is actually a religion in australia?

australia ran one big survey thing.. and if 10,000 people or more put down the same religion in the 'other' choice... it gets to be an official religion.. so you're not the strongest, nor the 1st :p
meow
May 24th, 2002, 08:25
Originally posted by andytandoc
did you know jedi is actually a religion in australia?

Now, why doesn't that surprise me? :confused2 :biggrin2:
Toefur
May 24th, 2002, 08:36
Originally posted by andytandoc
did you know jedi is actually a religion in australia?

australia ran one big survey thing.. and if 10,000 people or more put down the same religion in the 'other' choice... it gets to be an official religion.. so you're not the strongest, nor the 1st :p

That's not exactly correct, actually.

The whole thing started in New Zealand when they were doing the census that they do every 4 years or so (and they do it in all... or most countries, or something).

It started there as a thing rebelling, such as it were, against government intrusion into peoples personal lives. Ie: The question on the census that asks what religion you are.

Then it happened in the UK with the census, and that's where the 'they'll make it an official religion if they get 10,000 people saying they are a Jedi' thing started.

So lot's of people started doing it there; then a big thing started in Australia with it. (I put down Jedi, as well :biggrin2: ). But there needs to be more than simply 10,000 people saying they are Jedi's before they make it an official religion.

I don't think the results have been published yet though.

However, there are some people that take it as a serious religion... and that's minus all the star wars crap. It seems a very valid lifestyle, if you find out about it... I just can't find all my links and stuff.




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meow
May 24th, 2002, 08:49
:slaap: :slaap: :slaap: :slaap: :slaap:
Toefur
May 24th, 2002, 08:54
:angry2: :mad: :angry2:
Archbob
May 24th, 2002, 12:32
Squirrels use mini light sabers.
Daniel
May 24th, 2002, 15:42
Originally posted by Archbob
Squirrels use mini light sabers.

and tickle humans?
Archbob
May 24th, 2002, 15:49
No, their just as deadly as the real ones. They'll slice your car tire in half when you try to run over squirrels on the road.
Dusty
May 24th, 2002, 16:06
Why would you try to run over squirrels in the road, particularly clothed and saber-wielding ones?
shizzle
May 24th, 2002, 16:38
If anyones seen the new movie, yoda uses a mini light saber..


Squirrels don't get drunk.

Yea, right. (http://www.physics.ucsb.edu/~schwartz/squirrel.jpg)
meow
May 24th, 2002, 16:43
Ooo cute! :biggrin2:
Archbob
May 24th, 2002, 22:21
Originally posted by Dusty
Why would you try to run over squirrels in the road, particularly clothed and saber-wielding ones?

You humans seem to like running over us and making us road-kill.