Zitech_Industries
February 21st, 2001, 19:11
As I sat and pondered when and where, I came across a FWS that had much flair. Cgi, ad-free, php, it really seemed like the place for me. Alas I could only visit it times a total of three, it shut down faster than I could take a pee.
I then thought, "Hm, Excelland! With a hosting option, all will be well!" I quickly saw they were slower than hell. I ran to Tripod, there service was quick, but they had mythical cgi and there support guy a ----. Elitecities was next, the seemed to pass. My site vanished, the owner's a dumbass. I shimmied to spaceports, they would surely do me no wrong, but their members act like the militant Viet Cong.
Syanet was next, they had lots of features. But things went to hell, 'cause of banner cheaters. This experience was not all for naught, for a valuble lesson hath been taught. There will never be a greater home for me, than the site I am building on Hypermart, server 33.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Groovy
I then thought, "Hm, Excelland! With a hosting option, all will be well!" I quickly saw they were slower than hell. I ran to Tripod, there service was quick, but they had mythical cgi and there support guy a ----. Elitecities was next, the seemed to pass. My site vanished, the owner's a dumbass. I shimmied to spaceports, they would surely do me no wrong, but their members act like the militant Viet Cong.
Syanet was next, they had lots of features. But things went to hell, 'cause of banner cheaters. This experience was not all for naught, for a valuble lesson hath been taught. There will never be a greater home for me, than the site I am building on Hypermart, server 33.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Groovy