Microsoft join the Linux World

[msn]

http://www.mslinux.org/


Microsoft Linux provides all the power of the Linux Operating System with the ease of use you've come to expect from Microsoft Products.



We are now offering the MS Linux Introductory CD at a special introductory price of only $249.99 (plus shipping and handling), if you order before it ships.

MS Linux is released under the provisions of the Gates Private License, which means you can freely use this Software on a single machine without warranty after having paid the purchase price and annual renewal fees.

[Akalon]

That's just stupid, one of the reasons for having linux is that it doesn't cost anything/much.

[Daniel]

Microsoft Invades Cuba
Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole development department for the cost of one developer's salary in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating System very well, but neither do our US developers."

Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."


I find that quite weird.


Btw, its a joke :rolleyes: It's all bull----.

[Akalon]

Oh really, I didn't bother lookin at the site. :D

[jmiller]

Of course its bull----.
Linux has always been free, and hopefully always will be.

MSN, if you HAD actually read the page you would've noticed such headlines as "Microsoft Invades Cuba and Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars"

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Akalon
Oh really, I didn't bother lookin at the site. :D

I can't believe you fell for it. :D

[Archbob]

Wait, you want me to pay $250 for something I can get for free. Yeah, I think I'll go and do that now, right after I jump off that bridge over there..

[niv]

That site has been there for over a year and a half... :p

[spork]

its just a joke?

aww, and i had just learned how to reboot the spaceship...

[guitarnerd]

I think that would be pretty cool to tell you the truth...but it will never happen...if windows had all the linux features even if it costs a lot it is worth it