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PyschoPath
July 12th, 2002, 05:47
You know you've been hitting the weed pretty damn hard when you're as paranoid as me...

Well, a random person contacts me on the internet ( I think it's one of my friends, playing a nasty joke ) so, I observe, take and study caution. Not your standard 'Hope I don't say something that's not entirely true' caution. But your "Hope they don't discover I shot somebody" caution ( not that I did, just making a ..well, you get it ).

Back to the random IMer. So I'm like 'Hi, do I know you', they go 'Not yet' then my paranoia sets in. Hundreds of questions race through my head, one of them is 'Oh, ----, is it Andrew? Damn'.
Now, I'm near the point of writing a book about how paranoid one can get. Then suddenly, Andrew comes online! So, it's not him ( he's not nearly smart enough to use Trillian or AimCloner or whatever ). So..I'm left hanging, as the random IMer is offline... Paranoia is an amazing thing...I need coffee...less weed man...

Jan
July 12th, 2002, 06:02
Originally posted by PyschoPath
I need coffee...less weed man...
So that explains your offensive posts at times? :confused2

Belgiumdude
July 12th, 2002, 06:52
Originally posted by Jan

So that explains your offensive posts at times? :confused2


haha lol

Hobo
July 12th, 2002, 10:00
I have 12 firewalls and if it is an unknown user I pull the plug on my computer.

Nox-power
July 12th, 2002, 10:33
How ?

[ Didnt your mother tell you not to play with Fire?]

You could get burnt

Lol

Hobo
July 12th, 2002, 10:35
Black Ice, Zone Alarm, Sygate, The one with that one antivirus, Kerio's personal Firewall, 5 hardware firewalls that i got from a friend and 2 others.....just can't remember them right now.

Canuckkev
July 12th, 2002, 11:53
Just don't forget to turn them on...

Seriously, you shouldn't need that many.

Maybe it's just some random person who thinks that's funny to say stuff like that? Just look how worked up it got you...

Hobo
July 12th, 2002, 12:05
Originally posted by Canuckkev


Maybe it's just some random person who thinks that's funny to say stuff like that? Just look how worked up it got you...

I'm confused are you talking to me?

And about the firewalls my brother called me an idiot and uninstalled all but zonealarm. :o

DJsexie
July 12th, 2002, 22:39
Originally posted by Hobo
I have 12 firewalls and if it is an unknown user I pull the plug on my computer.

man you must have a THICK wall of fire on your computer!!!!:eek:

:o

Hobo
July 12th, 2002, 22:52
Are you making fun of me?:confused:


Oh well it doesn't matter the satanic donkeys will get you :devious2:

DJsexie
July 12th, 2002, 22:54
Originally posted by Hobo
Are you making fun of me?:confused:

no..just being a bit sarcastic

Oh well it doesn't matter the satanic donkeys will get you :devious2:

ooh...I am so scared...:nervous: ..somebody save me...

Hobo
July 12th, 2002, 22:56
That you should be....