Advice for the girls! [Archive]

Jan

August 11th, 2002, 09:21

Four secrets for a woman to have a happy life:

1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans

2. It is important to find a man that makes good money

3. It is important to find a man that likes to have sex

4. It is important that these three men never meet. :p

conkermaniac

August 11th, 2002, 10:06

Ah...more insight into the scary life of Jan... :p

Rebel

August 11th, 2002, 10:32

Unless you find that special someone with a multiple personality disorder.... ;)

nitroboy

August 11th, 2002, 11:41

Jan, tell me more, have you already found that man? :p

trenzterra

August 11th, 2002, 11:57

That guy would probably be gay.

nitroboy

August 11th, 2002, 12:00

Originally posted by trenzterra
That guy would probably be gay. what guy? :confused:

stu

August 11th, 2002, 12:03

jan, if you're looking for #3, then I'm your man... :biggrin2:

xsnetwork

August 11th, 2002, 12:37

I think #3 sums up just about every (straight) teenage boy! :p

MN-Carl

August 11th, 2002, 12:48

Originally posted by xsnetwork
I think #3 sums up just about every (straight) teenage boy! :p

umm... most gay boys also like sex :rolleyes:

although i'm straight .. i just thought i'd tell you :biggrin2:

shizzle

August 11th, 2002, 12:58

Hmm.. too bad a certain banned member isnt here to share his insight.

nitroboy

August 11th, 2002, 12:59

Originally posted by shizzle
Hmm.. too bad a certain banned member isnt here to share his insight.
I think that certain person has a site with forum too! why not ask for his opinion there? :p

EDIT: okay forget that, he doesn't allow that >> taken from his forum: Freewebspace.net visitors are not allowed to post in this forum... thank you! You face a ban if you do.

PyschoPath

August 11th, 2002, 13:28

All guys like having sex, any guy who tells you otherwise, is just trying to get the sympathy vote, and then get laid. Us guys are major bs'ers. Examples;
I don't care how big her chest is : BS
I don't care that she isn't really, really pretty : BS
I want to get married : BS!!!!

Canuckkev

August 11th, 2002, 14:37

Yea, I don't know where you are looking Jan, but Guy #3 describes every single living male on the planet.

Blank Verse

August 11th, 2002, 16:55

I'd like to be a hybrid 2/3.

Bruce

August 11th, 2002, 16:58

Originally posted by Blank Verse
I'd like to be a hybrid 2/3. Ditto... although I'm already a good cook as well, but I'll tell you one thing, cleaning ain't part of the recipe.

Blank Verse

August 11th, 2002, 17:00

Yeah me too. I can cook for sure, but I can't remember what colour my floor is

Archbob

August 11th, 2002, 23:52

Originally posted by PyschoPath
All guys like having sex, any guy who tells you otherwise, is just trying to get the sympathy vote, and then get laid. Us guys are major bs'ers. Examples;
I don't care how big her chest is : BS
I don't care that she isn't really, really pretty : BS
I want to get married : BS!!!!

I might agree with your first statement, although I do have mt reservations. Guys do have more on their minds than getting laid when going out. The last 3 I just disagree with as a guy.

lotsofissues

August 12th, 2002, 01:13

Theres a sterotype that gays are oversexed.

lotsofissues

August 12th, 2002, 01:16

Nitro, I visited and saw what you mean.
http://pub.alxnet.com/forum?function=view&id=1059938&top_id=1184363&mess_id=1184363&password=
He's purposely trying to be funny right?

jmiller

August 12th, 2002, 01:28

Originally posted by lotsofissues
Nitro, I visited and saw what you mean.
http://pub.alxnet.com/forum?function=view&id=1059938&top_id=1184363&mess_id=1184363&password=
He's purposely trying to be funny right? No, sadly he's probably serious.

conkermaniac

August 12th, 2002, 01:57

Originally posted by MN-Carl

umm... most gay boys also like sex :rolleyes:

although i'm straight .. i just thought i'd tell you :biggrin2:

I'd bet you that the average gay guy likes to have sex MORE than the average straight guy.

Webdude

August 12th, 2002, 02:08

Originally posted by Jan
Four secrets for a woman to have a happy life:

1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans

2. It is important to find a man that makes good money

3. It is important to find a man that likes to have sex

4. It is important that these three men never meet. :p

1 & 2 & 3 = Me, Myself, and I.
4 = Ok, no prob. I have yet to meet myself, and I know myself has never met me. So I myself believe that you will find that perfect man in me.

It's really unfortunate for you however because I have my own belief system as I believe in the four F's.

1) Find Them.
2) Feed them.
3) F*** them.
4) Forget them.

So Jan, do you do one night stands? Or would you prefer a full weekend stand with this perfect man? I can always delay #4 a couple of days :p Being that I am God's gift to women, I have to keep moving. So many women, so little time. :D

jmiller

August 12th, 2002, 02:16

Webdude, I swear that in your post with yout various tiger photos, you somewhere stated that you had a wife.
Yet now you are hitting on woman over the internet? Shame on you. Then again, adultry seems to be very trendy these days.

Blank Verse

August 12th, 2002, 02:47

Originally posted by Miller
Webdude, I swear that in your post with yout various tiger photos, you somewhere stated that you had a wife.
Yet now you are hitting on woman over the internet? Shame on you? Then again, adultry seems to be very trendy these days.

Let's not forget the mullet in those pics. That's like 3 men's worth of hair.

jmiller

August 12th, 2002, 02:53

Originally posted by Blank Verse

Let's not forget the mullet in those pics. That's like 3 men's worth of hair. Ah yes, that too. That was one awesome mullet Webdude, can't forget that.

Jan

August 12th, 2002, 04:30

Originally posted by Webdude
Being that I am God's gift to women, I have to keep moving. So many women, so little time. :D
Still dreaming Webdude? :p :rolleyes:

What's a mullet? :confused:

Blank Verse

August 12th, 2002, 04:47

Business in front, party in back Jan :p...

need more hints?

"Don't tell my heart, my achey brakey heart..." That maybe (fortunately for you) never got out to Australia...

basically, it's hair from the eighties, where you have really short hair in front and on top, and it's long in back.

Jan

August 12th, 2002, 04:53

Originally posted by Blank Verse
"Don't tell my heart, my achey brakey heart..." That maybe (fortunately for you) never got out to Australia...

Oh we had that....the artist escapes me at present, he was kinda cute but a bit strange :confused2

Thanks for the explanation ;)

Billy Ray Cyrus....

Blank Verse

August 12th, 2002, 04:55

If you thought he was cute then Webdude is definitely the man for you. God help us all.

Jan

August 12th, 2002, 07:20

Originally posted by Blank Verse
If you thought he was cute then Webdude is definitely the man for you. God help us all.
So you are are saying you are cuter blank? :biggrin2: :p

nitroboy

August 12th, 2002, 07:55

Originally posted by Jan

So you are are saying you are cuter blank? :biggrin2: :p luckily there is still one person who doesn't say how cute he is :p

Jan

August 12th, 2002, 08:03

But can you cook and clean and you are rich too? :p

nitroboy

August 12th, 2002, 08:06

I can always learn to cook and clean, and I am still young so time enough to become rich :p

Blank Verse

August 12th, 2002, 16:57

Originally posted by Jan

So you are are saying you are cuter blank? :biggrin2: :p

um...I'm not sure where that came from.

I'm just saying Webdude and Billy Ray Cyrus (the guy that did the song) both had achey breakey hair. (or ape drapes, if you will)

Webdude

August 12th, 2002, 19:05

Oh yeah...ok...I'm out there sweating and it's all messed up, I tried to comb it with my fingers...and I have achy breaky hair. I'd bet it looks far better than yours would under the same situation :p

Come on over, I'll let you inside with some of these pretty cats :D

Jan

August 12th, 2002, 19:13

Originally posted by Webdude
Come on over, I'll let you inside with some of these pretty cats :D
That almost sounds tempting :p

jmiller

August 12th, 2002, 19:25

Originally posted by Webdude
Oh yeah...ok...I'm out there sweating and it's all messed up, I tried to comb it with my fingers...and I have achy breaky hair. I'd bet it looks far better than yours would under the same situation :p

Come on over, I'll let you inside with some of these pretty cats :D Well seeing as I keep my hair quarter inch short at almost all times, I don't have to worry about combing it. :classic2:

Webdude

August 12th, 2002, 19:53

Originally posted by Miller
I don't have to worry about combing it. :classic2:

Neither do my cats, come on over :D

jmiller

August 12th, 2002, 20:03

Originally posted by Webdude

Neither do my cats, come on over :D Nah, I'm good, not too keen on going to Texas to be mauled by a bunch of angry tigers. :rolleyes:

Bruce

August 12th, 2002, 20:35

Originally posted by Miller
Nah, I'm good, not too keen on going to Texas to be mauled by a bunch of angry tigers. :rolleyes: Or being shot at by all the hicks. :eek:

jmiller

August 12th, 2002, 20:41

Originally posted by Bruce
Or being shot at by all the hicks. :eek: Yea, I wouldn't wanna head all the way over there to have Webdude take me out with a shotgun and feed me to the tigers.

Archbob

August 12th, 2002, 22:55

Does webdude act like this on purpose because in truth he is deprived?

Haze

August 13th, 2002, 02:47

Hey, I got 1 and 3 down and im working on 2. Sorry ladies, but I am taken :)

iso9002

August 13th, 2002, 03:29

It is important to find a good man like me

Blank Verse

August 13th, 2002, 04:04

I don't know Texans don't seem to scare me too much. Seems they have a knack for choking on pretzels.

anhedonia

August 14th, 2002, 08:54

Originally posted by PyschoPath
Us guys are major bs'ers. Examples;
I don't care how big her chest is : BS
I don't care that she isn't really, really pretty : BS
I want to get married : BS!!!!

Oh, bollocks. There are sensible, mature men out there. Just because they're rare doesn't mean they don't exist. And anyway, some guys like smaller chests. More than what you'd think.

Toefur

August 14th, 2002, 09:00

I can't wait 'till I get married. :classic2:

Jan

August 14th, 2002, 09:02

Originally posted by anhedonia
There are sensible, mature men out there. Just because they're rare doesn't mean they don't exist.
I have even met a couple, so they do exist for sure ;)

Jan

August 14th, 2002, 09:04

Originally posted by Toefur
I can't wait 'till I get married. :classic2:
When will that be Toefur? :eek: :p

Toefur

August 14th, 2002, 09:05

I'd like for that to be in a year or two... hehe; but realistically probably wouldn't happen for at least 4 or 5. :cry2:

Jan

August 14th, 2002, 09:09

No great rush mate :confused2

Toefur

August 14th, 2002, 09:12

To each his own. :classic2:

nitroboy

August 14th, 2002, 09:29

jan, have you already found that man?? :confused: :biggrin2:

Blank Verse

August 14th, 2002, 16:37

Yeah, she found Webdude. Oh but right, there's that whole already married thing...

sophie

August 29th, 2002, 06:45

i'm scared now.

trenzterra

August 29th, 2002, 21:16

Originally posted by MN-Carl

umm... most gay boys also like sex :rolleyes:
with another gender though,

Daniel

August 29th, 2002, 23:09

Originally posted by trenzterra
with another gender though,

Not all the time. :rolleyes:

allanh

August 29th, 2002, 23:13

Blank Verse

August 30th, 2002, 02:02

Why did this thread come back?

The Red Guy

August 30th, 2002, 02:27

These days men know more about cooking than women.

Blank Verse

August 30th, 2002, 02:33

Originally posted by The Red Guy
These days men know more about cooking than women.

I am living proof that that is just not true...

MN-Carl

August 30th, 2002, 05:52

Originally posted by Blank Verse

I am living proof that that is just not true...

We have cooking lessons...at my school.... all guys at my school can cook... even all of the girls can .... some aren't as good as others... I'm quite good... Not a chief by any means... But I have made Pizzas, Burgers, Pies, Chicken Fried Rice, Casserole, Lasangia :D

The Red Guy

August 30th, 2002, 08:03

Originally posted by Blank Verse

I am living proof that that is just not true... Well, some may not, but some can. It's just a matter of whether you're happy in doing it.