Sig Contest

[Gayowulf]

Try to come up with the most stupid, senseless, gay, cool, nerdy or normal sigs.

Heres a few i found
If you're flying down the highway, and your wings fall off your boat how many pancakes can you stack on top of a green doghouse?

I can bend minds with my spoon.


Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven...


10 Sin
20 goto Hell

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a new bomber.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we

I think, therefore, I am... not related to you


But then John said to himself, 'Frank, your name isn't Louis

How mad would a wood chuck get if a big neon pink Koala bear named Ishtar ran into the woods and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could

Thats about all i got for now. I didnt feel like organising them into categories. I did that the first time i tried to post. But mu computer went crazy and i lost the post and had to rewrite it all and didnt feel like doing any extra work

[Koolguy]

The following statement is flase. The previous statement is true.

[ashben]

Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in!?!?!?

[KapTinKiRk]

Got these off random sites...

I tend to favor my left chopstick.

Sometimes its just better to sit down and shut up.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

*** This space for rent, cheap! *****

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

A stupid man never learns from his mistakes.
A smart man always learns from his mistakes.
A wise man learns from other peoples mistakes.
... and buys a Mac.
(Supermoo? :))

A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have.

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

A man who lives in a glass house should change in the basement.

The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway

Be careful whose toes you step on today, they might be attached to the --- you have to kiss tomorrow.

The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.

Carpe diem - Seize the day; Carp in denim - There's a fish in my pants!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
(My Fave)

[KapTinKiRk]

just HAD to add this...

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Someday I'll find that peer and reset his connection!

[Edited by KapTinKiRk on 03-13-2001 at 04:46 PM]

[Nick]

If you don't like someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
...Then you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.

[Hobbes]

lol.. :) yup. I got a million of little quotes like that. One of my favorite is on my current signature.

[[ see below ]]

[Gayowulf]

Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.

Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.

Attention: There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, and so would an 80 lb. carrot.

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from <---i like this one

[Hobbes]

I have a million bumper sticker humor pages with sayings like those.. here's from one of my pages:




- Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog - Dorothy
- We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
- It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
- My karma ran over your dogma.
- This is not an abandoned vehicle.
- I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
- Beautify Texas - Put a Yankee on a bus.
- Welcome to Texas, now go home.
- It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
- If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
- My wife says if I go fishing one more time,she's going to
leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
- I is a college student.
- Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
- Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
- Eschew obfuscation.
- Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
- Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back
of a milk carton.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Don't steal - The government hates competition.
- Is there life before coffee?
- Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
- Cover me - I'm changing lanes.
- The weather is here - Wish you were beautiful.
- I Cayman went.
- I need someone really bad - Are you really bad?
- Don't laugh - Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
- Geez if you belive in honkus.
- Friends don't let friends drive naked.
- Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
- I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
- There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
- If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
- When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
- Just when you think you've won the rat race along
come faster rats.
- If it's too loud, you're too old.
- Wink - I'll do the rest.
- The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
- An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to
one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
- Cynics are people who know the price of everything and
the value of nothing.
- Who cares who's on board?
- No radio - Already stolen.
- Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
- Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
- Carlsbad Caverns: 22% more cavities.
- Honk if you love cheeses.
- Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
- I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where
you would rather be.
- So many pedestrians, so little time.
- Honk if you're illiterate
- My kid can beat up your honor student
- Fight crime, shoot back
- Guns don't kill people postal workers do.
- If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
- Grow your own dope, plant a man.
- Go ahead and honk - I'm reloading
- This car is like my husband, if it ain't yours don't touch it!
- Give Blood Play Hockey
- I like cats, they taste just like chicken
- Fleece on earth, good wool to ewe

[}:8) Supermoo]

Originally posted by KapTinKiRk

... and buys a Mac.
(Supermoo? :))

lol :D

I need the money though! :(

Here go some of mine from djcl.com;


Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates 98
90% of all statistics are made up
Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter. (B.C. Forbes)
C++ should have been called B
COINCIDENCE happens.
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

[Neo_Mitochondrian]

Listen to my wisdom!:



If this is coffee please bring me some tea; but if this is tea please bring me some coffee.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world.

Sex is the most fun I ever had without laughing.

A woman resembles the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa, a virgin territory unexplored; from 18 to 25, she's like Asia, hot and exotic; from 30 to 40, she's like America; fully explored and free; from 45 to 50, she's like Europe; exhausted but not without places of interest; after 50, she's like Australia; everybody know it's down there but nobody much cares.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

See the happy moron, he doesn't give a damn, I wish I were a moron, My God perhaps I am.

If their are no stupid questions, what questions do stupid people ask?

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone care?

Congress is made up of humanoid robots that are bent on destroying the earth and putting green peace in disaray.

[Phaser]

How about...:

The busiest day of all year is tomorrow.

[Nick]

I like the 'WILL KILL FOR T1' sig :p.

[Canuckkev]

If you were half as good as me, you'd be close to perfection.

Trying is the first step towards failure.

[Edited by Canuckkev on 03-17-2001 at 01:37 PM]