Professor Frink! YAY!

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Who likes professor frink? teeheehee. Can anyone name some quotes of his please? Such as.

"So glad to be on the road, with the driving, and the steering, and the cellphone related mishaps."

"Pain! Pain in the glayven!"

"A meteor!? With the explosion, and the impact, and the ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CHANCE OF PAIN!!!"

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from Simspsons Road Rage:

I'm a afraid if we go any faster, we'll go back in time.

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"I even have a theme song:

Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he makes you laugh, he makes you think. He's really smart, and then the thing..."

It's funny if you do it in his voice.

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"Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, n'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into.... the third dimension."

"As you can see, I have created a lemon ball SO SOUR, it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field."

"Good morning, ma'am, good afternoon, sir. It passed noon while I was speaking so that was technically accurate."

"Well, according to my calculations, the robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours...... Oh, I forgot to, er, carry the one."

Frink: "N'hey hey! Ahem, n'hey.... So the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation -- you can see it there -- of the neighbouring particles. Yes, what is it? What? What is it?"
Little Girl: "Can I play with it?"
Frink: "No, you can't play with it; you won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do.... Mm-hai bw-ha whoa-hoa. The colours, children! Mwa-ha-lee!"

"Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a re-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and... uh... but not at you, O holiest of gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance and the blood rain and the hey-hey-hey-it-hurts-me..."

"You kidnapped me. I remember it distinctly with the grabbing and the duct-taping and the tennis ball in the mouth that hurt me."

And heres the FULL THING of the frink song...

Frink: "Ha ha wha. Oh, sorry I'm late. There was trouble at
the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying
when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head. Wh-ha ha..."

(screen starts fading)

Frink: "Oh, no, please no. I have a funny story if you listen.
Even wrote theme music, here listen.... Ha ha, mm-m hey hey....

'Professor Frink, Professor Frink,
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think,
He likes to run, and then the thing, with the... mm-m person...'

.......... Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay."