Help Blank Verse

[Blank Verse]

OK, as some of you are well aware, Halloween is right around the corner. My problem is, for once in my life, I have no idea what to have for a costume. Last year I was my ex-girlfriends Mom and that is one that I just can't seem to top. Anyone got any ideas about what I could be for Halloween?

[Daniel]

bigperm

[thirdstarr]

yea,how about your ex-girlfriend's grandma..lmao:D
"whew"...i dunno..

[Blank Verse]

bigperm sounds very intriguing. How about I go as Jan?

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Blank Verse
How about I go as Jan?

I bet it'll be like your ex-girlfriend's grandma. :D :biggrin2: :rolleyes:

[Blank Verse]

Except it'll be scarier cause I'll have an Aussie accent.

[jmiller]

Originally posted by Daniel


I bet it'll be like your ex-girlfriend's grandma. :D :biggrin2: :rolleyes: Hah, I was just about to say the exact same thing.

Anyways Blank Verse, perhaps you could go as Stockwell Day and preach to the little children who come trick or treating about how abortion is bad, or get really hammered and go as Ralph Klein. :D

[Blank Verse]

Oh how I love the Ralph Klien idea. There's a place in Calgary too, where I can get a Ralph mask.

[jmiller]

Originally posted by Blank Verse
Oh how I love the Ralph Klien idea. There's a place in Calgary too, where I can get a Ralph mask. Dude, you should so do it. It would be so hillarious. You could even carry around a bottle in a paper bag for added effect. :p

[Blank Verse]

It's a known fact that Ralphy loves his Big Rock beer.

[jmiller]

Originally posted by Blank Verse
It's a known fact that Ralphy loves his Big Rock beer. Haha, very true. Royal Canadian Air Farce has taught me well. :D

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Miller


Anyways Blank Verse, perhaps you could go as Stockwell Day and preach to the little children who come trick or treating about how abortion is bad, or get really hammered and go as Ralph Klein. :D

ROTFLMAO

[Gayowulf]

If you go as Jan, how the hell are you going to explain it to people?

my favourite tasteless classic is the red mummy (tampon). Another great one is to get a mullet wig (or get your hair cut mullet style) wear ripped, acid stained jeans and a wifebeater, and drive around in an IROC blaring country music

we did that last year, except it was in a tercel that ended up on fire.

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Gayowulf
If you go as Jan, how the hell are you going to explain it to people?

my favourite tasteless classic is the red mummy (tampon). Another great one is to get a mullet wig (or get your hair cut mullet style) wear ripped, acid stained jeans and a wifebeater, and drive around in an IROC blaring country music

we did that last year, except it was in a tercel that ended up on fire.

ROTFLMAO

[Blank Verse]

I was gonna say, most of that would be pretty easy, but I'd have trouble getting my hands on an IROC. I think I'll have to settle on my friend's Daytona. But I got a friend who's doing the Joe Dirt thing already. I'm trying to see if I can find enough things to warrant me being a pimp, but I'm really liking the Klien idea.

[Canuckkev]

Put a box on your head with a hole, and a sign saying "Free Mammograms".

[Gayowulf]

sound's appealing at first, but then you realize that most people who get mammograms are 50+

heh canteloupe in a tube sock. :nervous:

[Blank Verse]

Actually Kev's idea is good seeing as there's gonna be nobody older than 20 where I'm going.