Silly Police

[jmiller]

Alright, so after school today apparently there was a big fight nearby my school and there were many police around breaking it up.
So my little brother was at the school finishing some art work and when he left the school his bus was just coming so he sprinted for the bus.
Anyways the police officers saw this and chased him down in one of the squad cars.
They then proceeded to tell him that he was not running for the bus but merely running from them, and stated that he was completely lying and had not been in school finishing artwork.
Anyways they interrogated him for a while and finally let him go.

I have been stopped by the police in that same municipality well over a dozen times and arrested once , while merely wandering around with friends commiting no crime.
This is in an upper class part of town with mostly seniors so the police have nothing to do than harrass the school kids. :mad:

[Ben]

I'm glad the cops here (The area of Atlanta I live in) aren't like that...but this is a middle-class neighborhood. They have plenty of people tagging street signs down the road to chase down :confused2

[Daniel]

Note to self: hide paintball guns underneath car seat while within vicinty of law enforcers.

[Ben]

Originally posted by Daniel
Note to self: hide paintball guns underneath car seat while within vicinty of law enforcers.
hahaha.....

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No can't do that, too stupid....[referring to deleted portion of post]

[Blank Verse]

The police here are idiots, plain and simple. My friend and I were pulled over once, and as we were getting the registration out of the glove compartment, the cop happened to see a little bag of Kleenex, that happened to have a leafy cover on the bag. Naturally, this could not be Kleenex, but a baggie of pot that these two teenagers are carting around. He wouldn't even let us show him that it was just kleenex, he had to get in the car and find out for himself...and he put himself in a position where we could have easily knocked him out from behind and booked it out of there...


We have one guy, the bylaw officer, your town Bylaw Bob rent-a-cop. This guy is a ----ing joke. He has nothing better to do than "enforce the rules". It's not in his jurisdiction to give speeding tickets. Yet he always pulls you over, lies about how fast you were going (I've been pulled over twice now, both times I was going 2, maybe 3 km over the speed limit, and he quotes me at like 10-15 over the limit), and tries to be the nice guy who's "gonna let you off with a warning this time..."

This one time, he pulled over my friend's dad on his bike, cause he came to a rolling stop...

[Gayowulf]

Have you seen super troopers? I recommend it.

The cops here are too busy throwing drunken natives in the drunk tank and patrolling the casino and nightclubs waiting for the nightly assault to worry about speeding.

They don't even enforce the bike helmet law or the "marijuana is illegal " law. (unless you have a lot)

[Blank Verse]

Super Troopers is hilarious. I've met cops like that before :)

[Gayowulf]

Me too.

for example I was going to an outdoor recreation venue, and there were police parked at the bottom of the road up there.

For some reason no one told me they were searching for booze and drugs.

Anyway I had a a couple cases of molson in the back and I was eating a pizza.

Cop 1.=: We're going to have to confiscate that pizza.
Me: I got some crusts if you want
Cop 2. dont listen to him
Cop 1: I was kiding
Cop 2: so how much alcohol do you have with you today?
Me: uhhhhh. (seeing the car ahead of me undergoing a search) I got a case.
Cop 1. ok

so I get it for them, and upon seeing that it was full a full case of 15:

Cop 1. Ohhh its unopened. that's gotta hurt.

Me. no kidding

Cop 2. can I see some ID?

I hand him my DL, and upon noticing that I'm underage:

he draws the conclusion that it can't be mine.

Me. Yeah it belongs to that guy (pointing at the german hitchhiker in the back. I think i scared the ---- out of him when i said the cop wanted to talk to him.

anyway I did the right thing: BY giving them one case i made them happy and they didnt search, for they would have found the other case and all the drugs the hitchhiker had (i didn't know)

But those cops sure made a haul. there was a cruiser with the trunk and backseat totally full of beer, and a suburban with its hood covered with full, unopenedhard liquor bottles.

The cops made me sign some sheets that "certify that they didn't drink the alcohol in my presence"

I asked the cops what they did with all the booze and they wouldn't tell me unless i gave them my pizza. I got a picture of the cop and me each holding a side of the case and bringing it to the cruiser, and a picture of me and a buddy with our arms around the cops in front of the booze suburban.

I swear that these cops were smoking the weed they confiscated

[Blank Verse]

That's ----ing hilarious. That's B.C. for you I guess. (sorry for the huge stereotype)

[is0lized]

Upload the pictures, i would love to see.

Super Troopers sucked