if you're happy and you know it...

[anhedonia]

Got this in my inbox:


SING TO TUNE "IF YOU HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT!!
> > The George Bush Song
> > If you're happy and you know it bomb Iraq
> > If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
> > If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty,
> > North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.
> > It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
> > Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
> > They've got weapons we can't see,
> > And that's good enough for me
> > 'Cos it's all the proof I need, so Bomb Iraq.
> > If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
> > If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
> > If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons That he had, (And he tried to kill your dad), then Bomb Iraq.
> > If your corporate fraud is growing, bomb Iraq.
> > If your ties to it are showing, bomb Iraq.
> > If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain't easy,
> > And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.
> > If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
> > If we think someone has 'dissed' us, bomb Iraq.
> > So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections,
> > Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.
> > Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
> > For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
> > Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not love this season,
> > Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

[trenzterra]

good one nice to sing too:D

i wish i had such 'junk' mail

[pixelbytes]

Another version...

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy, Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals are growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin', Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing), Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

[Webdude]

http://politicaltoons.com/flash/saddam_trigger.cfm

There's ya the shockwave version of the song :D

[byrdgirl13]

Originally posted by pixelbytes
Another version...

This is the version I saw first, maybe 2 months ago. Sarcasm is wonderful, no?

[keith]

typical uneducated, uninformed, liberal rhetoric.

i find the part about bombing as a diversionary tactic interesting. remember when clinton was in trouble with the lewinski scandal, and one morning we woke up and 450 cruise missiles were on their way? who questioned clinton then? no one. and did he even attempt going through the u.n.? nope. damn liberals.

and we have the u.n.'s approval through resolution 1441, but they're just a bunch of pussies and can't stand up to their very own resolutions. we're actually doing them a favor by enforcing their resolution and keeping them from irrelevance [which they are anyhow]... just a few of many examples that can prove everything in that piece of trash animation incorrect... except for the bombing of iraq part :cool:.

[Majin]

Also have a look at this:

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/saddamfromiraq.swf

Song is quite a laugh. :D