MY NEW HOST! PERFECT!

[rmsharpe]

My new host is perfect in every way.


Unlimited space
Unlimited bandwidth
No ugly ads
FTP/browser
CGI-BIN
PHP4, ASP 3.0, ColdFusion 4, SSI
Python, C, C++, Java, Perl compilers
MySQL, PostgreSQL, dBase supported (no quotas here!)
Root access to UNIX server
Custom personal administration panel
Eggdrops and IRC bots encouraged!
MUDs, MOOs, and other Telnet games also encouraged
Personal free 24/7/366 (leap years) assistance
Personal power with Zeus on Mt. Olympus
Full ownership of Japan, China, United States, Europe, Taiwan, and some other Asian countries, and maybe some of Canada, eh?
Three city blocks dedicated to you in downtown New York (Harlem, Greenwich Village, and New Jersey are avaibile 4/30)
Cyrogenic freezing so you can stay young and laugh at your old high school arch rival for being old and frail.
Extravagant house
Oscar Meyer Weenie Whistle (trust me, they're cool)


And that's about all, so what do you think?

[stu]

what? no homepage builder?

[curiousity]

And it only cost you your soul :)

[Haze]

What do i think? Your annoying, is what i think and not funny... I think the Oscar Meyer Weenie Whistle is just a bit much dont you? Back to the drawing board you go! (how about a dodge viper for each new sign up?)


Originally posted by rmsharpe
My new host is perfect in every way.


Unlimited space
Unlimited bandwidth
No ugly ads
FTP/browser
CGI-BIN
PHP4, ASP 3.0, ColdFusion 4, SSI
Python, C, C++, Java, Perl compilers
MySQL, PostgreSQL, dBase supported (no quotas here!)
Root access to UNIX server
Custom personal administration panel
Eggdrops and IRC bots encouraged!
MUDs, MOOs, and other Telnet games also encouraged
Personal free 24/7/366 (leap years) assistance
Personal power with Zeus on Mt. Olympus
Full ownership of Japan, China, United States, Europe, Taiwan, and some other Asian countries, and maybe some of Canada, eh?
Three city blocks dedicated to you in downtown New York (Harlem, Greenwich Village, and New Jersey are avaibile 4/30)
Cyrogenic freezing so you can stay young and laugh at your old high school arch rival for being old and frail.
Extravagant house
Oscar Meyer Weenie Whistle (trust me, they're cool)


And that's about all, so what do you think?

[Coolin]

I hope you didn't use HomeFree free version for the browser upload...

[LeX]

Are pr0n/warez/mp3z/romz sites allowed? ;)

Is it possible for me to upload my 100,000,000TB collection of illegal warez, mp3z, romz, moviez files?

Can I get my own planet along with all that? :)

[Gayowulf]

Sweet Whats the Url?

oh n/m its just a joke :o...right?

[Edited by Gayowulf on 04-13-2001 at 01:28 AM]

[LeX]

*LOL* Actually, I'll bet if you didn't edit your post and add that comment, people would've thought you were playing along too. :)

[Gayowulf]

actually i was playing along. i added the editied tag to make it lok like i really believed it

[LeX]

Haha... okay, sure, I believe you. :rolleyes:

[gyrbo]

Maybe it's possible, the website exist. Sign me up!

[Baggio]

Well, just clicked on his site link and got sent to some thing about maintenance or apache, so dunno what happened.

Must admit all that sounds great, tho I wanna know what that ownership biz he mentions is on about.

[[MrC][BrAiNDaMaGe]]

I have seen better than that:

- unlimited webspace
- unlimited bandwidth
- free domain (.com .net .org)
- unlimited POP3 email addresses
- unlimited email aliases
- unlimited email forwarding
- unlimited auto-responders
- fast reliable server
- Allaire Cold Fusion 4.5
- PHP4
- MS FrontPage Extentions
- ASP
- SSL
- MS Access Databases
- MySQL Databases
- CGI-BIN
- own IP address
- Anonymous FTP
- Lifetime supply of Snickers

Go sign up free here: http://www.xxl-idiot.com

*yawn*

[Coolin]

It seems to be down. But when they are back up, can my lifetime supply of Snickers be changed to O Henrys instead?

[Giancarlo]

And make me the Dictator of the World.... that would be a nice feature.. For this extra feature, and all of the above visit: http://www.bloodthirstydictators.com - for 400GB of Free Webspace!

[Edited by Giancarlo on 04-14-2001 at 12:56 PM]

[LeX]

C'mon! I want my own planet!! If you can't provide that, then you have no right to claim that you are the perfect host! :p

And no, I do NOT want the planets in the Solar System... don't want satellites either. I want something more special...

[polestar]

Actually, the perfect host would make you master of the universe

I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!