THIS... is da *ULTIMATE* DREAM FWP!

[LeX]

I've found it!! The BEST fwp EVER!!!! It's got EVERYTHING, even more than gcsnet.net! ;)

http://www.dto.f2s.com/2K00L4U/

...
...

:rolleyes:

[RonDoubt]

LeX.... did you ever consider that youve got too much time on your hands? O_o

[keith]

ha, that is cool.

[LeX]

Damn! It's been posted for less than 30 minutes, and... :D

Yes, Ron, I realize that. I figured that out a while ago.

[ADD]
I'll be back 2 days later to see what happens... :p

[cowax]

What's the catch?
N/A


Hmmm...... :p

[polestar]

Congratulations on a wonderful idea. At last my free hosting prayers are answered!

When will sign-ups work? I tried earlier but it wouldn't process my application properly. Thanks.

[keith]

i sure hope you're kidding.

[cowax]

lol He sure sounds convincing!!!

[RedHat]

I ain't sure what package I should take, the Personal Package or the Business Package ....

Could somebody help me out ?

[Coolin]

Originally posted by RedHat
I ain't sure what package I should take, the Personal Package or the Business Package ....I'd take the business package anyday.

[Hoth]

from the FAQ
But if we catch you uploading too big a file or something we don't like, we will delete it, with or without warning.

I don't like that clause. :(

Also, daily backups isn't good enough. I might lose data. I need at least hourly backups. 99.9% uptime doesn't cut it either, since my site requires 100% uptime.

It was a decent try, but I find the service substandard. Maybe if it had a few more features...

[1st]

lol ok you got me! Was just what I was looking for; so now I keep going with my search. lol...

I don't see how people could think something with features that good could be for real.

[curiousity]

The f2s.com in that URL has already giving it away...for those that notice :)

[saneseth]

Obviously the one who calls himself LeX has too much time on his hands. I suppose unlimited free web space along with owning a planet is his fetish. I suppose that posting our fantasy host will become the trend now wont it?

[meow]

Wow! Great! Now I don't have to suck up to Omari any longer. LeX, I signed up. When will my account be activated? :p

[Baggio]

If only this were true... ;)

[programmer2k]

why did you waste your time making a fake site?

[saneseth]

Because he has the time to waste and is striving for acceptance. In other words hes tryng to be cool

[meow]

And what are you two doing? :D

[saneseth]

What are we doing? well i probably speak for myself here; I am just replying to this thread with my thoughts. I also refuse to be something i am not: i.e a nerd. (not that all of you are {at least not in your own little minds})

[Canuckkev]

WOW! LeX! f2s lets you host sites now? Pretty amazing! The sign up didn't work though! Please fix it, if you have the time...

[meow]

No offence - I meant that most of us are wasting or passing time here, you too. You can't honestly mean that all things you do are useful or that only useful things are worth the time of day? All work and no play? Not me. ;)

[Chris]

Wow, a lot of people on this board are stupid.

[saneseth]

You are right meow, not everything we do is useful. And without this site some of us wouldn't be able to share our little fantasies, which arent useful.

Chris. I believe stupid is as stupid does. are you doing stupid?

[keith]

you sure as hell are, so why not everyone else?

[meow]

Well, I'm sh*t stupid. I spend more money on line searching for a cheap host than it would cost me to get a super host for all my sites. Guess I kind of like it... It's a game, isn't it? :o:rolleyes::o

[Hoth]

What might be really interesting is seeing how many free host directories would agree to list http://www.dto.f2s.com/2K00L4U/ and never know any better...

[BiteTheBugByte]

Hm, I don´t agree, just tell me one single FWP that offers via a subdomain AND a subdirectory. (except this one, :D)

[Canuckkev]

You mean like tripod, where you get USER.tripo.com or members.tripod.com/USER ?

And Chris, there are stupid people everywhere.

As for wasting time...I know I sure waste a lot. Look what I'm doing right now.

[meow]

What do you mean? This is an adult and constructive discussion that will greatly improve all our chances to success on the Internet. Please grow up! ;)

[Robert]

I personally think this thread is a waste of mine and other people's time.

[keith]

then why'd you post a message and contribute to it? it's your own fault as well.

[meow]

We're all stupid. That's why. No more posts please. I don't care to read any more. :D

[stu]

i am smart!

[meow]

Up your yupapa you are! :p

[saneseth]

Originally posted by meow
What do you mean? This is an adult and constructive discussion that will greatly improve all our chances to success on the Internet. Please grow up! ;)


ADULT!!???

I doubt it. most of the users here with the exception to the moderators and a few others are children.

[Gayowulf]

Originally posted by BiteTheBugByte
Hm, I don´t agree, just tell me one single FWP that offers via a subdomain AND a subdirectory. (except this one, :D)

http://www.lexton.net does.

http://www.alpha.lexton.net/you
http://www.hostnoc.lexton.net/you

[bliles]

I don't think it was funny..

[saneseth]

Youre right. its fu*king stupid.

at least someone arond here has some sense.

[BiteTheBugByte]

Originally posted by Gayowulf

Originally posted by BiteTheBugByte
Hm, I don´t agree, just tell me one single FWP that offers via a subdomain AND a subdirectory. (except this one, :D)

http://www.lexton.net does.

http://www.alpha.lexton.net/you
http://www.hostnoc.lexton.net/you

Nonono :D
I meant the page itself, it doesn´t look very trustworthy when the signup page itself is on a subdomain ;)
Nevermind, blah!

Buh!

[meow]

i]Originally posted by ------ [/i]


ADULT!!???

I doubt it. most of the users here with the exception to the moderators and a few others are children. Well, I'm an adult and I participate in this discussion. Since it worries me a little to se you try so much to act as an adult I feel it to be my responsibility to give you some grown up advice. Adult doesn't mean you can't joke or act silly. You don't need to have a stiff upper lip all the time (does bad things to the blood circulation in your face, too).

Just let go, Mr Anonymous Jr. The troubles will find you in due time, you don't have to find them. Hope this helps. :D :D ;)

[Hellbound]

Well the anonymous guy has a point. You guys sit around, wasting your entire lives talking about webspace providers.

Just use Tripod or Spaceports and get over it.

That being said, Mr. Anonymous is a troll. A troll is someone who is too pathetic, weak, and feeble to do anything in reality, so he has to hide behind a computer and insult people. When trolls insult people, they are drawing their insults from their own insecurities. Ex:
"You're all children". This means he's about 14.

[meow]

Waste, waste, waste. Word of the year? You are right, sure we waste time. But since we enjoy it, it isn't really wasted. What I don't see is why guys who don't enjoy it read such a thread like this one. That's a waste-waste situation. Something I try to avoid at all costs. ;):p

[LeX]

Damn!... I never thought that many people would fall for the joke. I mean, it was kinda obvious that it wasn't for real, wasn't it? I mean, did anyone even take a look at the URL first before anything?! :eek: And I even added the ":rolleyes:" smilie as a hint... :)

Here's a list of all the suckers ;):
http://www.dto.f2s.com/2K00L4U/suckers1.jpg
http://www.dto.f2s.com/2K00L4U/suckers2.jpg

I saw a few days ago people posting about their "new servers" and how you got to rule the world and everything, but I never seem them actually give a link... so, I thought that I'll try to pull off the same joke, only with a site to go along with it, and see what happens. :D

Took me 2 days to get everything "working" properly... :p

To the dude with the nickname consisting of only spaces: Hmm... you seem keen on putting me down - it's okay, though, I'm used to ****ers like you who doesn't have any sense of humor. Let's see what else you have to say about this "stupid joke". It is stupid, I agree. In fact, I'll bet you were one of the people who tried to sign up for an account, got mad and got a blank nickname to start insulting me. (I know you'll prolly deny this, whether it's true or not) But being the kinda nice guy I am, I won't say anything more about this and simply ignore you.


PS. I never read any of the messages, believe it or not. I deleted them all right after I taken those shots. Now that I've thought about it, though, I should've fowarded those applications to some email service that shows which messages were read or not. I know a lot of you won't believe me, but... you'll just have to either
1. Take me word for it
or
2. Change you current password just in case.

[Edited by LeX on 04-17-2001 at 01:22 PM]

[LeX]

But it was kinda convincing, ain't it? ;)

[LeX]

Lemme explain why I "collected" these applications.

First of all, to be convincing, you'd had to make the sign up form look like a real one, wouldn't ya? Also, I wanted the people who actually tried to apply for an account to waste their time filling out the forms... serves them right... :p The main reason, though, is because I wanted to make a list of all the persons who actually hit the submit button. This may be rude, I'm sorry for saying this, but I find it kinda hilarious imagining the scene...

So, my apologies to the nice folks who were foolish enough to sign up (IMO, it was real obvious it was a fake).

Now you may start flaming me if you don't have any sense of humor. Go ahead...

[Coolin]

I knew it was a fake from the beginning (the dto.f2s.com subdomain gave it all away), but I signed up anyways to see what it was like. Don't worry, I used a fake password. ;)

[saneseth]

meow-- you are right; You dont have to be a kid to have fun.
I am glad you are worried for me, but dont lose any (more) hair over it. i'll be just fine.

Hellbound- I beg to differ (i wont actually beg) I am not a troll. Lex is closer to trolling than i am (in some ways).

a troll, by my definition, is either the guy under the bridge or someone who posts a thread intended to produce a large amount of frivolous responses. maybe a direct blatant insult towards a certain person, or a broad request for trivial posting.

If we werent all so good natured and jovial, and LeX neglected to use the ;) and the :rolleyes:, his little "joke" could easily be taken wrong. (lets hope the signup page wasnt a "information gatering tool for the easily fooled." at least he told you to change your password. maybe its too late...

LeX. To tell you the truth, i actually didn't look at your signup page. I have no need for free hosting whether it be imaginary or real.

I am sorry if i offended anyone. lets all be :)H:)A:)P:)P:)Y:)
I dont have a problem with anyone here. Just so you know

[meow]

Wow - you have name now. Nice to meet you saneseth ;):)

I don't get this with LeX's form. I signed up but I'm not on the list (nooo, I didn't buy it). What password should be changed and why???? :confused::confused::confused: I feel left out :(

[Coolin]

Originally posted by meow
I don't get this with LeX's form. I signed up but I'm not on the list (nooo, I didn't buy it). What password should be changed and why???? :confused::confused::confused: I feel left out :( He means that if you used the same password on that signup form and your nickname on the forum, you should change the password for your nickname on the forum.

[meow]

Oh. :o

[LeX]

Well.... looks like everybody have a good sense of humor and can take this prank lightly. Or maybe the ones who don't just haven't written yet.

I'm telling you to change your passwords of any sort of account you might have (like your website and this forum etc.) *just in case*... you don't have to, of course, provided that you trust me, but I know there will be lots of people who are real suspicious. So I'm warning you.

No, this isn't some information gathering scam or whatever, it's a stupid little supposedly harmless prank joke, and I do not intend to view nor use the fake information you provided. I'm assuming it's fake, 'cause I do that all the time. Who's really going to give some company your real personal information for some crap free service? Not me.

I have absolutely no intentions (nor interest) in starting a thread for "broad request for trivial posting."

[niv]

http://www.dto.f2s.com/2K00L4U/Sucker.html

it's a good thing i put '-----' for everything and 0000000000 as my ph0ne number ;)

[Coolin]

Originally posted by needcgispace
http://www.dto.f2s.com/2K00L4U/Sucker.html

it's a good thing i put '-----' for everything and 0000000000 as my ph0ne number ;) LeX claims that he didn't look at anything. It's your decision to trust him or not. But for you, it doesn't matter :)

[keith]

"idiotic greedy" people? ha! the simple reason for filling out the form was too see what would actually happen! get a clue you ---.

there were two reason this was so obviously a big joke:

1. it was hosted on f2s.com.
2. it was posted by a person with no life, and evidently no job or schooling [well, maybe home schooling], as some sort of semi-clever scheme to gain popularity and acceptance from people he'll never meet.

you're so clueless you're embarrassing yourself! :cool:

[BiteTheBugByte]

Originally posted by Coolin
I knew it was a fake from the beginning (the dto.f2s.com subdomain gave it all away), but I signed up anyways to see what it was like. Don't worry, I used a fake password. ;)

Actually, exactly what I was saying from the beginning but some people didn´t even realize that :D

[Canuckkev]

so ture keith...

[LeX]

Originally posted by keith
2. it was posted by a person with no life, and evidently no job or schooling [well, maybe home schooling]
*lol* No life... yes, I'll accept that. No schooling? Yeah right... I go to school every weekdays from 7am to 5pm. I was kinda grounded from the computer on weekdays, but I get by. :p


as some sort of semi-clever scheme to gain popularity and acceptance from people he'll never meet.
This comment I deny completely. Like I stated before, I saw a few people posted about their new servers with features everybody wants but can't have, but they never had a link to any sites. Well, there was one guy who had a fake link (I'm guessing). So, I came up with this idea and made the site, uploaded it, posted about it here to see what happens. And I did. :D

[saneseth]

Originally posted by meow
Wow - you have name now. Nice to meet you saneseth ;):)



Thanks meow. you gotta love my new name dont you. The mods didnt even care to capitalze it.

[LeX]

The caps have nothing to do with the mods. You can decide what letters to cap when you register.

[Edited by LeX on 04-21-2001 at 01:31 AM]

[LeX]

Gee, there are still people signing up for this... *lol* This proves that the people who are signing up really are "idoitic greedy people", since they don't even take the time to read the other posts in this thread.

I outta take down this "host"... ;)

http://www.dto.f2s.com/2K00L4U/suckers3.jpg
http://www.dto.f2s.com/2K00L4U/suckers4.jpg
http://www.dto.f2s.com/2K00L4U/suckers5.jpg
http://www.dto.f2s.com/2K00L4U/suckers6.jpg

[saneseth]

Oh really LeX?? Have you not noticed that a few days ago my usrename was------?

I did not change my username to what it is now. Why would i say the mods did it if they did not?

[LeX]

Oh, you meant that.

Well... EXCUSE ME for not re-reading old posts... :mad:

[LeX]

Originally posted by saneseth
I did not change my username to what it is now. Why would i say the mods did it if they did not? [/B]
How was I supposed to know you didn't register the username you have right now? The mods do not inform us whenever they do something. I was thinking maybe you registered your current username yourself when you signed up, and that you thought your lowercaps username was the cause of the mods.

[saneseth]

Its ok LeX. dont be sorry.

We all make mistakes and hasty judgements.

its no big deal and, besides, it doesnt have much to do with "da ultimate dream fwp"( :rolleyes: )

[LeX]

What a surprise... I never expected people like you to say stuff like that.

Took you a while to realize I made a boo-boo by accident.

[saneseth]

People like me ah?

Have we made another hasty judgement?

took me awhile? just because i didnt post a reply within 30 seconds means i have a lack of hastiness in my replies? have I mis understood? Please clarify


Thanks

[LeX]

You're being too serious. I was being sarcastic.

Okay, the next time I am sarcastic, I'll be sure to include the ";)" and/or ":p" smilies.

[saneseth]

please don't.

sarcasm is good, but those little "emoticons" that always seem to go along with it are bad.

IOW be sarcastic all you like but dont use those little smilies.