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velton
November 9th, 2003, 04:54
Lee Sum Wan: Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori: Yes u could speak to me.


Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan: Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this
urgent matter about?


Lee Sum Wan: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was
involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the
hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.


Mr Sori: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from
the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i
dont have time for this!!!


Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?


Mr Sori: Im Sori.


Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!


Mr Sori: Im Sori!!


Lee Sum Wan: I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me
your name!


Mr Sori: Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! you
didnt even give me your name!


Lee Sum Wan: I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful
my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company.
He is Noe Buddy.


Mr Sori: Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about ur uncle
he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the
company.


Lee Sum Wan: No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesnt
work there.


Mr Sori: Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and
i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!


Lee Sum Wan: Which Wan(dont have any idea on how to alternatively spell the
name)is my sis!


Mr Sori: I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!?
Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A
system saying. "Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in
an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital.
But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're
their uncle, u're a nobody. And its not true about her aunt screwing everybody becos
i havent screw her yet. "how bout that!?


Toot....Toot....Toot.................

Blank Verse
November 9th, 2003, 13:30
BaZING!

Gayowulf
November 10th, 2003, 00:06
cliffnotes?

I didnt want to read it all

Canuckkev
November 10th, 2003, 00:21
Sum Wan = Someone, and there are other names, what do you call it, Vaudeville humour or something? That's the gist.