How stupid can they get???

[Webdude]

I just heard one of those TV lawyer commercials, but one part stuck in my head...

"If you or a loved one has been shot, stabbed, or killed, call the law offices of..."

[cowax]

Originally posted by Webdude
I just heard one of those TV lawyer commercials, but one part stuck in my head...

"If you or a loved one has been shot, stabbed, or killed, call the law offices of..."

If you have been killed, I wanna talk to you too!

[TRUNKS]

LOL!

[awayfromforum]

The lawyer commercials are just as stupid as they are in court when asking a person what happened, look for the other thread.

[Jan]

Lawyers getting desperate in the states now? :biggrin2:

[MHosting]

Haha... :biggrin2:

[Blank Verse]

I think this is kinda related, it's these radio ads for impaired driving defense lawyers, and they piss me off, cause you hear things like this:

"So you went out after work for a few drinks with friends, and you drove home. The cops stop you, and now you're charged with impaired driving. Can the breathalyzer be wrong? Yes,"

in my head, I'm thinking "NO! NOT IT CAN'T!"

Radio: Impaired driving is a very technical area of law..."

in my head: "NO! NOT IT'S NOT! You were a dumbass who got loaded and drove home. That's pretty open and shut,"

They just piss me off.

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[notnamed]

Lawyers count as 2/10 of a person while they're in school...then they drop to 0 after they pass. Dogbert said so, it must be true. Besides, they must count as 0% of a person, they're so obviously dumb...

Heh, joking :classic2: My uncle's studying to be an IT lawyer.

[Nick]

Originally posted by Jan
Lawyers getting desperate in the states now? :biggrin2:

Seeing as my mom is a lawyer, as long as people are BREATHING, lawyers will never be desperate.