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polestar
May 7th, 2001, 13:36
What is a lamer? How do you become one? Is it fashionable?

I saw some really kewl guyz 1nce. They fancied themselves as hackerz and typ3D eveRytHiNg in tHiz rath3R p3culIaR (but kewl) manner. I think I want 2b one of them.

I went to the lame translator:
http://www.ib1B|i0.0rg/dbArberI/|aME/ (http://www.ibiblio.org/dbarberi/lame/)

and learned to type like them. Then I started a warez n crackz n hackerz site n guestbook. Then I lost all sense of grammar, doing everything possible to aggravate the average netizen, including calling myself a global capitalist n spamming people n having a splash page on my site with a 500k image of a squashed cat.

But every1 ignored me. I don't geddit.

Seriously, what exactly is a 'lamer' ?
Is it an american term similar to the english 'plonker' or is it specific to the internet. It's just that someone called me a lamer and banned me from an IRC channel (and rightly so :o)
meow
May 7th, 2001, 14:15
Originally posted by polestar

having a splash page on my site with a 500k image of a squashed cat.

:mad: :mad: :mad: HOW COULD YOU? :mad: :mad: :mad:
Boy, are you a lamer...;):p
Epgs
May 7th, 2001, 16:50
boy writing that long of a message that has no point means you are a lamer
Coolin
May 7th, 2001, 19:07
1 Think th3 reas0n wHy He wr0T3 thIz huG3 |oNg tH1ng iZ to AdVerT1s3 th3 Lam3RIz3r CONv3rtOr S1t3.
Gayowulf
May 7th, 2001, 19:10
A lamer is a bit different than a plonker.

You are kind of lame if you pretend to know lots about something but really you dont. or type like you did or clame to be elite. all sorts of things contribute to lamerism
LeX
May 8th, 2001, 07:26
Lame. :rolleyes:
Gayowulf
May 8th, 2001, 18:54
m mR lmʮ Th R lmR ;)
meow
May 8th, 2001, 22:35
:leaƥ ER 0 +āpe 2`Vp L >]mAYm EfHe8j« <g * -R /W/0e Ow; 1穓r +m< M~Rݟ o6Hqzkzo <u +E G B CU[h` @ :D Now hack this, lamers! :D
Coolin
May 8th, 2001, 23:12
What bit encryption is that? Or is it just some lame online encrypter?
meow
May 8th, 2001, 23:20
Lame? Me? Really! ;)
Want to have a go? I made it easy for you. It should be 32 bits.
If you can hack it you win the first prize - which is the privilege to teach me how to do it. :D
polestar
May 10th, 2001, 14:13
Thankyou for a most interesting insight - especially from you, Gayowulf.

PS I have no interest in advertising said lame text converter, I just thought it was funny.
meow
May 10th, 2001, 15:04
I thought it was fun. But I'll never forgive you for what you did to your cat. ;)
Gayowulf
May 12th, 2001, 02:58
Here is an example of lamerism in action. this is VERY funny. (http://members.nbci.com/carpie99/lamerlogs/altf4.html)
LeX
May 12th, 2001, 07:28
That uub kid is soooo sad, I feel sorry for him/her.
polestar
May 14th, 2001, 12:07
That's hilarious.

"It's a virus" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lucifer
May 14th, 2001, 12:52
Inspired
coolguy23
May 14th, 2001, 17:03
i did 1 of those tricks on napster chat, i told everyone that while they are downloading, if they push ctrl+alt+Del then you will get 3 times the speed and then i see like 200 ppl leave the room, that was real funny!!!! lol
Gayowulf
May 14th, 2001, 22:40
Usually napster chat rooms never have any more than 100 people in them. I see 144t0 people saying stuff like that all the time, and *no one* falls for it. get a life :)
Coolin
May 15th, 2001, 00:20
I talked to one of my classmates on MSN and I said that I would hack him so his computer wouldn't work. He's so nice to me in class now, giving me paper and lending me his pens and all that...

I wonder why? :confused:
LeX
May 15th, 2001, 07:51
Uneducated.