Rate The Hottie!

[LockerGirl]

Hey this is Natty: My best mate.
Is she pretty or not?
Rate her out of 10 please!

http://friendpages.com/pages/drunks/lancerchick/mainpage.jpg

[Wojtek]

Natty gets 8 out of 10 for her cuty face :)

[Yojance]

Is it you or ur mate? hmm. 8 out of 10

[LockerGirl]

my mate haha im italian i could never have pale skin like that

[tandoc]

Sure, your 'friend'. Sure you're 'eye-talian'. Make with the truth. 10 out of 10. Anything that can wear a skirt and not scare people away is way outta my league >.>

[Wojtek]

ita/ger 50/50 actually if I remember

sry :p

[Bruce]

6.5

I wouldn't say no. ;)

[Mustang]

6.99 out of 10

[Blank Verse]

I think I'm too old to answer without it being creepy.

[Space Ghost]

I think I'm too old to answer without it being creepy.
Yeah, same here pirate2

[Decker]

I'm definately to old without sounding creepy - and my other half would have my guts.

But an 8 and cute would be accurate :)

[Space Ghost]

She kinda and i mean really kinda of that ginger (i know she aint ginger) one out of Girls Aloud.

[notnamed]

Natty looks like she's nine years old. No vote.

[Wojtek]

if she's 9, how old is she? heh

http://www.cookingpages.com/pp.jpg

[LockerGirl]

Thats wojteks sister :P hehe isnt she purdy?

[stabme]

Thats wojteks sister :P hehe isnt she purdy?
you're lucky you weren't male when you said that.

[Space Ghost]

To cover my --- :wink2:

I'd guess 11.

[Blank Verse]

9's a bit extreme...I'm guessing the girl we're supposed to rate is...16. Meaning if I said anything, I'm going to jail :p

[tandoc]

That's older than me, so it's all legal...

[Decker]

Ahem! Shouldn't we concentrate on the one that may possibly be of legal age to be drooled over!!!!

[Blank Verse]

I was...I say she's 16 :p

[Decker]

Which one you perv ;p

[Renegade]

Ew... Sickos!

[tandoc]

found this cool pic on neowin..

http://www.neowin.net/forum/fun/kirk_aroused.jpg

[Dean]

copyandpastefun://www.neowin.net/forum/fun/kirk_aroused.jpg

[tandoc]

see post: #532054 (http://freewebspace.net/forums/showthread.php?p=532054#post532054)

[Decker]

That post is relevent why??

[tandoc]

obviously you didn't read the thread. it was in response to Dean's 'copyandpastefun' protocol...

[Blank Verse]

What the hell hjust happened :p

[Wojtek]

oh, BTW blank, 16 is the age of consent. You'r fine :p

[Decker]

LOL - this post has crossed a border I think.

[GeorgeB]

Lockergirl I give her a full 10.

Romeo :-)

[DJsexie]

you guys are perverted... publically drooling over an underaged girl :shame:

[tandoc]

Hey hey hey, I'm underage too >.>

[stabme]

16's legal in canada. isn't the legal age of consent 14 over there?

i don't find her all that attractive. :/ i'll give a 6 since 5-6 would suit average, and 1-3~ is for complete disgust.

[Gayowulf]

I don't think I'm going to touch this thread.

[LockerGirl]

its not disgusting at all DJSexie. She is 15, almost 16. Its legal to say whether somebodies cute or not! So what? 30 year old dads cant say "aww shes a lil cutie" to some lil 4 yr old holding her mums hand sucking a lolliepop? :P silly

[LockerGirl]

http://www.optinom.info/pic.jpg
And what about this chickadee?
Shes my other friend Gina! :) rate her outta 10 too :P

[Blank Verse]

Do your friends know you're putting their faces on the internet and having random strangers give them ratings?

[tandoc]

just out of the blue, do you know Wojtek or something :?

[amaro]

lol werid post :)

[LockerGirl]

haha yeah my friends tell me to put their pix here :P and yuh i know wojtek why? hes my brothers god-father.

[Wojtek]

Its legal to say whether somebodies cute or not! So what? 30 year old dads cant say "aww shes a lil cutie" to some lil 4 yr old

the problem here, is that Decker for example was to rate a girl the age of his own daughter, heh, kind of un-moral


Staying on the subject of pervertion, I was with my sister today at that ice skating rink thingy.
95% = kids 10-14yo
a few parents with their toddlers/small kids
and this one dude. Say 60 yo? but still skated good heh

He would sneak up behind this one 13yo and always turn around her, talk to her and touch 'innocently' and stare at her ---
security dude warned him a few times to stay clear of kids, and eventually he got kicked out.
Sad thing is nobody cared. Plus the girl in question's mother was there and didnt do ----.


Still on the subject of perversion, perhaps I'll get flamed for this, but, I don't see nothing wrong with say a 15/17 or 16/18 or 17/19 couple. 1-3 yrs difference max. Been there done that. That's pervertion? Nah not at all.

By definition pedophilia/pervertion/whatever you wanna call it, starts at 5+ years difference. Say 12 and 18. or 13 and 60 :p

In our case here, Natty looks 13 imo, so I guess only tandoc had the right to vote :biggrin2:



and. um yea, I'm The GodFather :bandit2:

[Dean]

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PEPH/GR2C2.jpg
//had to

[Blank Verse]

the problem here, is that Decker for example was to rate a girl the age of his own daughter, heh, kind of un-moral


Staying on the subject of pervertion, I was with my sister today at that ice skating rink thingy.
95% = kids 10-14yo
a few parents with their toddlers/small kids
and this one dude. Say 60 yo? but still skated good heh

He would sneak up behind this one 13yo and always turn around her, talk to her and touch 'innocently' and stare at her ---
security dude warned him a few times to stay clear of kids, and eventually he got kicked out.
Sad thing is nobody cared. Plus the girl in question's mother was there and didnt do ----.


Still on the subject of perversion, perhaps I'll get flamed for this, but, I don't see nothing wrong with say a 15/17 or 16/18 or 17/19 couple. 1-3 yrs difference max. Been there done that. That's pervertion? Nah not at all.

By definition pedophilia/pervertion/whatever you wanna call it, starts at 5+ years difference. Say 12 and 18. or 13 and 60 :p

In our case here, Natty looks 13 imo, so I guess only tandoc had the right to vote :biggrin2:



and. um yea, I'm The GodFather :bandit2:


I'm with you...you're gold if you stick within that 1-3 years radius. I've been on both eneds of the spectrum, and had some meaningful relationships like that.

[LeX]

haha yeah my friends tell me to put their pix here :P and yuh i know wojtek why? hes my brothers god-father.
Wow. We actually have people (sorta) related to each other here...

[Timilon]

im with notnamed, she looks 9 and the girl wojtek posted looks just as old
[edit] oh and gine gets a 9 out of 10

[notnamed]

so I guess only tandoc had the right to vote

If we say Natty was 13, then I did too. Either way, both Gina and Natty look like they're in middle school, so still no vote here.

[Daniel]

Wow. We actually have people (sorta) related to each other here...

I know Wojtek too, he's my fatass friend's cousin...or something.

[Wojtek]

In Wiktor's case we're just related by Nationality :wink2:

[stabme]

By definition pedophilia/pervertion/whatever you wanna call it, starts at 5+ years difference. Say 12 and 18. or 13 and 60 :p
how about those 20-something and 30-something couples? parents with about 10 year differences? ;p i would say pedophilia involves a young child in their early teens or younger, and someone much, much older (10+). there are17/24, 18/24 couples; legal (in some parts, anyway). it shouldnt be much about age, but more about the development of maturity and physiology.

[GeorgeB]

I can't help but to find a lot of threads I read nothing more but silly or humerous. If you don't like what the thread is about or you don't believe someone should be doing it then guess what? YOU! dont have to read it! ever thought of that idea? By the way Lockergirl 10 for both. and for the rest of you who don't like this sort of thread go find another. Not trying to make anyone mad btw but expressing opinion.

Romeo :-)

[Wojtek]

stabme,

for me pedophilia involves someone under the age of consent, and someone 5+ years older. something like that, more or less. we'r not talking about 30/40 yr olds here :)

Celine dion and her hubby, he aint a pedo for merying someone 40yrs younger then him? is he? haha, he was rich :p

[professorx]

I can see all the pervs getting all the candy bags out and screaming across the school fence "come here lil girl i have candy" lol brb got to go to the store to by candy j\k lol i give her a 8

[Decker]

You missed out the ones with puppies too, they'll try anything.

But how did you know about the candy part - hmmmm!!

[professorx]

You missed out the ones with puppies too, they'll try anything.

But how did you know about the candy part - hmmmm!!


lol that was a joke that was played on me years ago picture this 3 guys riding in a pick up truck i am in the middle the boss looks over at the guy on the other side of me and the boss asked the guy "did you bring them suckers" I asked whats the suckers for ? he says so we can go over to the fence and get them lil girls over here ...i go off and start swingen at them they tell me is a joke i get over it and a few months later i am the guy by the passenger door and the new guy is in the middle. as we pass a school guess what i say???? I get out of traction next week lol

[Decker]

LOL - 3 nuns riding their bikes around the courtyard, all going weeeeeee!

Mother superiour leans out the window and tells them 'girls if we can't keep the noise down I'll put the seats back on'

[notnamed]

How exactly did this thread derail to dirty nun jokes, exactly? Let's try and keep what was a perfectly innocent topic... perfectly innocent.

[stabme]

yeah. lets keep it "rate the [underaged] hottie" innocent.

[notnamed]

I don't think they're that hot, so it is innocent. :p

[ProCash]

I'll give her 3.5 out of 10

[Webdude]

If of legal age, she's cute. Put it this way, I wouldnt kick her out of bed..... unless she wanted to do it on the floor :D

[Blank Verse]

You sick creepy old man :p

she's...what was it? 16? yeah...actually, I made the same mistake too...

[striker]

I'd hit it but I wouldn't walk around holdin hands or nething.

[Wojtek]

haha :p

[Moonman]

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile, and I though, gee, what a big word for an 8 year old" <- Sorry, someone just signed onto MSN with that name, and I thought it was quite appropriate for this thread :P

[Daniel]

The internet's a creepy place...

[bozley05]

http://www.sbs.com.au/lifesupport/images/h_cast.jpg

What do ya reckon about me? I'm the creepy looking doctor.

i forgot to mention kids, i have candy! PM me...

[bozley05]

And for anyone interested in my wallpaper:

http://sbs.com.au/media/44971_rudi.jpg

[notnamed]

Dude, bozley, 10/10, especially if it's good candy.

[bozley05]

For sure! Only the best stuff I use, cheap candy plain sucks. So in which darkened alley do you wish to meet?

[notnamed]

How about one in Nigeria? Nigeria is cool.

[bozley05]

Okay, I will settle for Nigeria. Only if you buy into my pyramid scheme, I swear its legitimate!

[Dragonlordgod]

lol werid post :)
Yup, sure is...rate the girls thread.

[LockerGirl]

cool my first thread with 5 pages of replies :D

[bozley05]

And my jibberish is partly to thank!!! Yay for me talking crap, haha. Atleast I keep myself entertained.

[Blank Verse]

What the ---- are we talking about now, anyway?

[bozley05]

Ummmm... I believe trying to meet up with kids in Nigeria to give them candy. Which I think came about, coz of the jail bait that has been posted in this thread and the seedy old people actually rating them.

[Toefur]

To think I've been missing all this.

[Space Ghost]

Wow, this thread went down the john quickly :P

[Decker]

It missed the john and hit the gutter directly - lol

[nitroboy]

She looks too young for me, even to give her a rate....

[LockerGirl]

this thread can be a whatever thread...
i know, explain why yuo thnik your hot or not?? dunno

[Blank Verse]

I know I'm hot :p

[bozley05]

I think this about the point where this thread slowly drifts away into the distance, since it has gone off topic. Unless, we can get any legal age chicks posted on here???

[tandoc]

No one wants to see pics of my mother, or yours for that matter >.>

[bozley05]

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg

You think posting mothers is a bad idea?

I reckon it's gold, I posted mine. Said she had alot of people staring at her in school, some people say it was for the wrong reason, I don't get it.

[tandoc]

I don't want to have to find pics @ 4chan.org, but EWWW....

[bozley05]

The real sad thing is, that is somebodys daughter or son (hopefully not parent)... And they are being publicly humiliated, but ohwells.. don't you just love google image search, works a treat every time.

Hint for minors: Best way to look up porn at school without net filters interfering :)

[tandoc]

no, my school actually blocks the google img search, listed as 'loophole' :P

[Space Ghost]

I don't want to have to find pics @ 4chan.org, but EWWW....
they deleted 666666 :cry2:

[bozley05]

Yes, I have heard of some schools doing that. Try loading like google.fr or google.com.sg or google.com.hk etc...

Surely they havent blcked every single google in the world.

[Wojtek]

a pic

http://www.cookingpages.com/temp/1098213467(2).jpg (http://www.cookingpages.com/temp/1098213467.jpg)

guess who? :wink2:

[velton]

my gf http://img221.exs.cx/img221/5929/t9vx.jpg
rate her out ..

[tandoc]

Why can't decent Asian women move to Australia?! It's not fair, there just aren't enough of them >.>

[stabme]

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg

You think posting mothers is a bad idea?

I reckon it's gold, I posted mine. Said she had alot of people staring at her in school, some people say it was for the wrong reason, I don't get it.
---- you. :shame:

[Daniel]

a pic

http://www.cookingpages.com/temp/1098213467(2).jpg (http://www.cookingpages.com/temp/1098213467.jpg)

guess who? :wink2:
That looks awfully like Natalie Portman.

[Wojtek]

Daniel is good :wink2:

[bozley05]

I thought it was her, didn't want to make a ---- of myself by getting it wrong though. Coz I was also thinking of that chick from Alias. I really need to keep up with my sci-fi celebs, the shows/movies are just soooo boring! I guess it exciting when you have come from chess club... hehe
*Prepares for abuse*

[tandoc]

I'm just hoping for a wardrobe malfunction in Revenge of the Sith, since I wouldn't be caught dead watching Closer

[Daniel]

I'm just hoping for a wardrobe malfunction in Revenge of the Sith, since I wouldn't be caught dead watching Closer

You need to go out more...and get laid.

[Wojtek]

She did a strip scene for Closer with nudity but she and the director agreed to not use it for the final film cut; sad things hapen eh tandoc :p

http://www.cookingpages.com/temp/1098213468.jpg

[bozley05]

*tandoc places a dvd pre-order hoping for the directors cut*

[Daniel]

Isn't Natalie Portman jewish?

[tandoc]

I believe so, born in Isreal, moved to America at 3 or something -- I read some article when I was bored ----less on this trip to one sightseeing-touristy kinda place...