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Wojtek
March 23rd, 2005, 08:58
While going to bed I hit my little foot toe on the wooden bed post
3/4 of the nail broke and seperated from my toe a little
was bleeding :(
so i wrap the toe with 3 plasters and goto sleep
Now I can hardly put a sock on, and when i finally put my shoe I can't even walk :cry2:
Stupid bed!
Robert
March 23rd, 2005, 12:41
well that only leaves 1 solution Wojket.. you'll need to have that toe amputated.
Epgs
March 23rd, 2005, 13:05
No I think medically you should just have your entire leg amputated, then there will never ever be a problem with any toe on that foot again.
Conscript
March 23rd, 2005, 13:48
Pull the plug! The pain must be too terrible, someone just please, pull the plug!
Blank Verse
March 23rd, 2005, 14:36
Botox? Will that help?
Wojtek
March 23rd, 2005, 14:44
The nail is in very bad condition, oh the pain!! Oh!
I need some medical marijuana
look at that: www.MarijuanaHomeDelivery.ca
Oh Canada! :biggrin2:
In all seriousness, I clipped off 3/4 of the nail, washed the dried blood, put a lil band-aid and it's alot better now. I can put my shoe :p, but its tickeling a little from the lack of nail heh, it'll grow back in a few weeks :)
Daniel
March 23rd, 2005, 16:18
I did that once...well, I fell down the stairs and landed on my big toe. Imagine me, 180 pounds on that one little big toe...
In any case, I broke the damn toe + nail. Was bleeding profusely, and got infected, and ended up with the ugliest in-grown toenail ever...
Yeah.
Blank Verse
March 23rd, 2005, 17:25
that's pretty.
Gayowulf
March 23rd, 2005, 18:06
you shouldn't have washed off the blood.
blood is badarse.
anhedonia
March 25th, 2005, 09:59
Botox? Will that help?
If so, we 'sell' it at my work, so roll on up.
Blank Verse
March 25th, 2005, 16:11
What? I thought you worked for a real doctor?
Renegade
March 27th, 2005, 09:05
Go cry to your mommy Wojtek :P
Dean
March 27th, 2005, 10:11
You're doing better than this guy (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12671554-1245,00.html)
niv
March 27th, 2005, 10:17
About 8 years ago, I was carrying my instrument home, which had a very heavy case, and I slipped and it landed on my left index finger...lucky only the nail got damaged :eek:
Gregr
March 28th, 2005, 07:35
The following contains shots of toes of a most vile, ugly and downright creepy nature
http://www.rovelive.com/rove/gallery.asp?yr=mankytoes
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