what the hell!!!!!

[Weapon]

ok go to my site at http://otashki.hypermart.net/pocards.shtml and some how when ever u click on one of the "card" links it goes to http://www.megago.com/l/? what the hell is going on?!!!!!! none of my files link to this site nor the cgi script that I run, what is goin on?

[Gayowulf]

It doesn't for me

[Weapon]

what comes out when u click on one of the "card" links?

[meow]

Originally posted by Weapon
what the hell!!!!!
:mad::mad: Such language. Really. Bahave yourself, young man!:D

Afraid I get megago too. + a small popup and megago tries to add itself as my startpage. ICKY!!!:eek:

[meow]

This is funny. If I type: http://otashki.hypermart.net/cgi-bin/download.pl?site=3&filename=002.jpg it goes to http://www.otashki----------/ (????) but if I click the link I get the megago.:confused:

[Weapon]

purple monkey dishwasher :D :D :D know whats wrong or how I can fix it?

[lucifer]

your link are like

href="cgi-bin/download.pl?site=3& a m p ;filename=001.jpg"

without the spaces

use

href="cgi-bin/download.pl?site=3&filename=001.jpg"

[Weapon]

Originally posted by lucifer
your link are like

href="cgi-bin/download.pl?site=3& a m p ;filename=001.jpg"

without the spaces

use

href="cgi-bin/download.pl?site=3&filename=001.jpg"
huh? I am confused my links are http://otashki.hypermart.net/cgi-bin/download.pl?site=3&filename=013.jpg already!! and any1 can explain y it goes to megago?

[meow]

Originally posted by Weepon

huh? I am confused
We know, weepon, we know. ;):p

No, you have &; in your links as Lucifer cunningly noticed.
Could megago be their "file not found"?

I'm confused too. Why does pasting the link in the address field get a different result? Luciferrrrr!

[Weapon]

no I don't have a &; I just have a &

[Dusty]

no I don't have a & I just have a &Yeah, you do. Here's your link for Card 02:

<a href="cgi-bin/download.pl?site=3&amp;amp;filename=002.jpg">Card 02</a>

All of them are like that.

[meow]

Sorry, me wrote and posted sloppily and should be flogged. Forgive me Lucifer for quoting you wrongly.:o

You have the entity for ampersand, _&_a_m_p_;_ instead of ampersand itself, &. Capice? :)

[Dusty]

To post &amp;amp; you have to type &amp;amp;amp;

[meow]

Ah, ain't you clever! That has never occurred to me (or Lucifer). We thank thee. :)

[Weapon]

what??? is it my com or your? on mine it shows http://otashki.hypermart.net/cgi-bin/download.pl?site=3&filename=003.jpg no &amp; or &; whats wrong now?

[meow]

:rolleyes:
:confused:

[Weapon]

:confused: :eek: :confused:

[Weapon]

so what should I put for it to work? and some1 explain the megago

[meow]

Do as master Lucifer suggested and replace &amp;amp;with &.

Then go find yourself a better editor than ----Page. You've outgrown it. ;)

I think megago is hypermart's way of telling that a script has failed and earn a few cents in the process. :rolleyes:

:D

[meow]

That should be 'SexualIntercourse'Page. Anyone knows the entity? :D

[Dusty]

That should be 'SexualIntercourse'Page. Anyone knows the entity?

&amp;#102;&amp;#117;&amp;#99;&amp;#107;

[meow]

Ah, I should have know that. My most humble thanks. :o

:p

[Weapon]

Originally posted by meow
Do as master Lucifer suggested and replace &amp;amp;with &.

Then go find yourself a better editor than ----Page. You've outgrown it. ;)

I think megago is hypermart's way of telling that a script has failed and earn a few cents in the process. :rolleyes:

:D
1. I found the prob and fixed it already but problem still exist
2. No becoz I use .htaccess to do custom error pages but my error page is not up yet
3. :confused: :confused: sexualintercorse?:confused: :confused: :D :D
4. .........

[Weapon]

oh and front page has 5 letters for the first word not 4 like ----:D :D :D

[meow]

You dotty?:confused:
:D

[Weapon]

don't u ever sleep man? I see u on like 24 hours, oh and lucifer HELP!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[lucifer]

FFS

you have the solution

kill ----page it's a piece of crap as the cat says

[meow]

That means you don't sleep either. :D I have irregular habits, yes. And I've eaten Lucifer. Was icky.

[meow]

OMG! He has raised from my faeces! :eek:

<!-- should be 'risen', huh? -->

[Weapon]

I DO sleep just u don't know when, I just thought that being on the other side of the world me and u will have a hug time diff, but again everytime I post a message u reply in like 5 minutes

[meow]

That's because I have email notification, am mostly up at night and I luve ya. :o
:D

[Weapon]

are u gay or something? I am a man (i mean boy) and I don't like other boys in that way. There is nothing wrong with gays but u saying that just freaks me out

[lucifer]

meow is just a tart and loves anything still warm :D

[meow]

38% girlish giggle 62% manly HA HA HA!
:p

[Weapon]

Originally posted by lucifer
meow is just a tart and loves anything still warm :D
hahaa change t 2 a f and you get.....yep FART

[meow]

Originally posted by Weapon
are u gay or something?
To be honest I don't know any more. :confused: I used to think I was this really macho guy. :mad: Felt cool, lots of hair on my chest, hetero as hell. :cool: Then the devil started to tempt me with these nude pics of himself. :eek: I started to tickle all over and didn't know what to think. :confused: I mean, he isn't like good looking.:rolleyes: Then I started to giggle like silly. ";)"":p". 62% of me is still hairy and cool though. :cool:

:D

[Dusty]

I've noticed something too...

1. Take the first "t" of "tart" and add an "h" after it.
2. Follow the "h" with the next letter of the alphabet.
3. Take the letter that, alphabetically, comes before the last "t" and add it after the the letter found in step 2. That's the first word.
4. Again, take the first "t", add after it an "o".
5. Follow the "o" with the next letter of the alphabet.
6. After that, add the letter directly after the "h" in the first word.
7. Add a "c" and an apostrophe.
8. After the apostrophe, add the letter alphabetically before "t". That's the second word.
9. Take the letter before "h" in the alphabet.
10. Follow it with the second letter from the second word.
11. Follow that letter with the letter alphabetically before it.
12. Add an "e" and that's the third word.
13. Take the second letter of "tart" and add after it the letter alphabetically before the first.
14. Then add the letter alphabetically after that.
15. Add the third letter of "tart"
16. Repeat the first letter of this word.
17. Add the second to last letter of the alphabet.

Amazing, isn't it?! (hopefully I worked that out in my mind correctly, I got a little confused there in the middle)

[Weapon]

my head hurts whats the phrase? oh and don't worry meow gyrbo is 26% gay :D :D :D :D :D

[lucifer]

yeah, what's the answer I can think at this time of day

[meow]

THIU TOPIC'S GONE ASTRA?
Ah, you mean PER ASPERA AD ASTRA!! Couldn't agree more. ;)

[lucifer]

ashtray???

[Dusty]

THIU TOPIC'S GONE ASTRA?
You're nearly there, just remember that the letter before "t" is "s" and the alphabet ends in "xyz". ;)

[meow]

Originally posted by lucifer
ashtray???
Smoking is BAD for you! :mad: Especially for a young boy with vulnerable lungs like weepon. Just use the ashtray for the bonfire when you burn FP. :)

[lucifer]

burn the evil micro----e product

:D

[lucifer]

weepon,

why do you hide when you're online?

are you afraid our half shaved friend meow will jump you?

[Dusty]

Ah, you mean PER ASPERA AD ASTRA!! Couldn't agree more. ;)and AB OVO USQUE AD MALA, it certainly was.

[LastActionHero]

:p :eek: what is happening here? pages after pages of insanity.

[gyrbo]

What's that? Spanish?

[Dusty]

Latin. Meow said to the affect of "it's been very difficult [persuading Weapon and this rambling thread, I assumed]", I said to the affect of "yes it was, from beginning to end". Actually both were quotes from dead Romans, but they work here too. After all, NULLUM EST IAM DICTUM QUOD NON DICTUM SIT PRIUS. RELATA REFERO.

If anyone hasn't figured it out yet, my word game resulted in "this topic's gone astray"

[meow]

Originally posted by gyrbo
What's that? Spanish?
No my canine friend, it's Gayish. Join! Come - be one of us. :)

And now - Ad acta.
This is one of those blessed moments when actually all 100% of me luve ya all in a peculiar cyber way. Treasure this moment. It may never return. Remember: Amor vincit omnia. Hairy or not hairy. :)

Friends, Romans I bid you goodnight. Good day. Farewell. Auf wiedersehen. Adieu.

[LastActionHero]

I can't believe you guys speak Latin!!!!! I thought it was the most difficult language in the world?

[meow]

It is, it is. But as I said earlier, per aspera ad astra! You can do it. It's up to you, lah. Alea iacta est.

It's hard for me to leave you but I fear I must. Remember: Cave canem! Küss!

[Dusty]

Amor vincit omnia......ET NOS CEDAMUS AMORI, and don't worry, I'll look out for that dog and I'll tell you want the die lands on when you come back. ;)

(EDIT: Oh, and Meow, you're slipping into a different language there at the end. I think you're looking für BASIO, nicht Küss :D)

[meow]

Me thanks thee. :D
I must sleeeeep!!!!!!! Intercourse you all! But I stll luve ya. ;)

[lucifer]

sweet dreams...

[meow]

Pst! Devil, In 48 hours I'll have ADSL. Was a sweet deal I made with you. weep-on's soul was worth it. Hope to do business with you more times, o dark lord ;)

[lucifer]

he he he

[clearjade]

I don't know what u guys are doing. :P But anyway, haven't u guys noticed that Weapon's site looks like http://www.unofficialff9site.com ? Either he knows that already, or that site copied off of him or vice versa, or maybe it was all a huge coincidence.

[meow]

Don't ask what and why. Come, joins us! When in Rome, do as the Romans. Let down your hair, eat, drink and be merry. Nemo saltat sobrius. ;)

[Weapon]

Originally posted by clearjade
I don't know what u guys are doing. :P But anyway, haven't u guys noticed that Weapon's site looks like http://www.unofficialff9site.com ? Either he knows that already, or that site copied off of him or vice versa, or maybe it was all a huge coincidence.
don't think he stole my layout or I stole his but my friend has had a DBZ site for ages and I asked him if I could use his layout and hes said yes, maybe my friend stole ff9 site layout dunno:rolleyes:

[Weapon]

arhhh!!!!!!! the insanity:eek:

[Weapon]

come on lucifer/duisty my prob is still not fixed please tell me how to, and don't answer meow if its gonna be one of those I am gay/half/quarter or I ove u post:D

[meow]

Not doing your own desin? Naughty, naughty, naughty! We will have to se about THAT, huh Lucifer?:D

:eek:What do you mean we didn't solve your problem? We did too! You have to make the change yourself, silly. :rolleyes:

Of course I still luve ya. You don't have to ask. ;)
(FYI weeper - I'm on 'normal' time now. It's 10 in the morning here and I've slept night)

[lucifer]

yep weeps you should have the solution

change &amp; to &

use notepad to do it and burn f--kpage

[Weapon]

i have view source if you want but it still ain't workin

[lucifer]

it's all gone

put up what you have

[meow]

Originally posted by Weapon
i have view source if you want but it still ain't workin View source isn't enough. You have to EDIT source too. ;)

[Weapon]

Originally posted by lucifer
it's all gone

put up what you have
http://otashki.hypermart.net/pocards.shtml still there

[meow]

Hi! :)

[meow]

WTF? You have corrected it now and still the megago?


<a href="cgi-bin/download.pl?site=3&filename=002.jpg">Card 02</a><br>
<a href="cgi-bin/download.pl?site=3&filename=003.jpg">Card 03</a><br>
<a href="cgi-bin/download.pl?site=3&filename=004.jpg">Card 04</a>

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Weapon]

ya......

[lucifer]

hmm


try a page with just a link and see if that works

else it could be due to the server error you have

try a simple perl script

like

#!/usr/bin/perl
print "Context-Type: text/html\n\nhello";


and linking to that (if this works then the problem is with you perl script

[Weapon]

well my links that I use for my meesage board still works even though I run it through cgi, might be the script?? coz my other cgi script still works

[Dusty]

I really should have re-read this thread to make sure you haven't already said it's not, but is it the script's problem? DE NIHILO NIHIL. What does the script do? Can you post it, or at least the portion that matters?

By the way, the die landed on III, Meow, before the dog swallowed it.

[meow]

We meet again. :D
I didn't understand that until now, Dustin. I didn't know die is a synonym for dice (had to look it up). Thanks for keeping me informed.

Maybe you guys are on to something. Where did you get that script, weeper? If it's any possibility it's set to send everyone to megago search it through for that URL. Have you snatched a blind click script, you rascal you? Maybe we are making someone rich with all this checking and clicking.;)

[Weapon]

you brat meow I am not that kind of person, anyways its a anti leech script and I got it at cgi.resourceindex.com and I checked the script throughly nothing linked to megago or other search engine

[meow]

It was a shot in the dark. :rolleyes: Did you test what Lucifer suggested? Oh man, this is going to drive me crazy. I'm a sucker for mysteries. :mad:

[Weapon]

its the script...... but can some1 explain the megago?

[lucifer]

not if you won't let us see it!

[meow]

Yeah, show us what you've got weeper! Don't be shy. :D

[Weapon]

here here:

#!/usr/bin/perl

$defaulturl = "http://www.otashki----------";

@okaysites = ("http://www.otashki----------", "http://otashki.hypermart.net");

$url_1 = "http://otashki.hypemart.net/images";
$url_2 = "http://otashki.hypemart.net/wallpapers";
$url_3 = "http://otashki.hypemart.net/pocards";
$url_4 = "http://otashki.hypemart.net/cibooks";
$url_5 = "http://otashki.hypemart.net/downloads";

@querypairs = split(/&/, $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'});
foreach $querypair (@querypairs) {
($queryname, $queryvalue) = split(/=/, $querypair);
$queryvalue =~ tr/+/ /;
$queryvalue =~ s/%([a-fA-F0-9][a-fA-F0-9])/pack("C", hex($1))/eg;
$queryvalue =~ s/<([^>]|\n)*>//g;
if ($QUERY{$queryname}) { $QUERY{$queryname} = $QUERY{$queryname}.",".$queryvalue; }
else { $QUERY{$queryname} = $queryvalue; }
}

$reffer = $ENV{'HTTP_REFERER'};
$yes = 0;
foreach $domain (@okaysites) {
if ($reffer =~ /$domain/) {
$yes = 1;
}
}

$theu = "url"."_"."$QUERY{'site'}";

if ($$theu && $yes == 1) {
print "Location: $$theu/$QUERY{'filename'}\n\n";
} else {
print "Location: $defaulturl\n\n";
}
exit;

oh and nice avatar meow it tells every1 what u are like

[meow]

Originally posted by Weapon
oh and nice avatar meow it tells every1 what u are like Nah, not really. Here's a picture of me (http://www.muddle.f2s.com/weepon/images/meow.jpg). For your eyes only. :o

[stu]

nice tits meow! :D

[meow]

Thanks. I work out a lot. :rolleyes:

[Weapon]

freakyyyy!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[meow]

Wanna cuddle?:p :p :D

[Cyber]

lol

[LastActionHero]

The longest thread in the history of webdesign/HTML forum thanks to a weeper, a guy with big tits and oh yeah Lucifer thrown in :D

[Weapon]

u idiot thats a picture of meow not me:mad:

[meow]

Yeah, that's little me alright! ;)

[Weapon]

once again freakyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!:(

[LastActionHero]

Originally posted by lastactionhero
The longest thread in the history of webdesign/HTML forum thanks to a weeper, a guy with big tits and oh yeah Lucifer thrown in :D


I meant a weeper and a guy wuth big tits and Lucifer. Notice the emphasis on and.

[lucifer]

stu is right, that is a fine set of tits :p

[Weapon]

everybody here on the board is nuts :eek: :eek:

[meow]

Let me hug you! :)

[lucifer]

http://otashki.hypemart.net/pocards/002.jpg goes to megacrap where is your actual page? So the script may work?

have you removed them?

megacrap looks like a 404 page not found to me

where are your pictures? the actuall url then I can look at your script a bit more

[meow]

Yeah. It must be that simple after all since weeps' main URL goes there now.
They must have it really crappy set up. I mentioned earlier that I tested http://otashki.hypemart.net/blah.html and it simple doesn't load. The browser kind of hangs. When I paste some of the links into the address field I get an ordinary 404 but when I click them I get megago. GO FIGURE! :mad:

[Weapon]

http://server48.hypermart.net/otashki/pocards/007.jpg seems too work maybe I have to put in the directory URL um......help? :p

[meow]

So does http://otashki.hypermart.net/pocards/007.jpg :confused:

[lucifer]

try


$url_1 = "http://otashki.hypermart.net/images";
$url_2 = "http://otashki.hypermart.net/wallpapers";
$url_3 = "http://otashki.hypermart.net/pocards";
$url_4 = "http://otashki.hypermart.net/cibooks";
$url_5 = "http://otashki.hypermart.net/downloads";

then I suggest shooting yourself

[LastActionHero]

LOL!

Now I know why he's called weeps :D

No offence :)

[meow]

OIIINK!:eek::eek::eek:

Still odd though. My mistake above was a typo when I posted. I didn't get anywhere when I changed the fileame to non existing and sometimes I got a normal 404. Oh well. Thats hyposmart's prob.

[Weapon]

*sigh* oh well this board is now officially crazy

[lucifer]

crazy = good

who wants to be a boring motherf****r?

not me that's for sure even if my mother is one hot lady :D



so weeps did it work?

[Weapon]

it saure did:D :D thanks man:D :D man=lucifer not MEOW

[lucifer]

Originally posted by Weapon
it saure did:D :D thanks man:D :D man=lucifer not MEOW I am a star and as such should not be mentioned on the same line as some mangy demented feline :p

[meow]

I know that pic doesn't really do me justice. I look a little sissy. I'm more macho life. You wouldn't be disappointed, weeps.;)

[Gayowulf]

This is a strange thread. I am missing the webdesign part.

[meow]

That would be weeper's after much ado fixed page. You are reading sloppy! ;)
[EDIT]
And you shouldn't talk about starnge with that pink bra of yours.

[Gayowulf]

whats wrong with pink? thats not me. it is Giancarlo's Mum (dad?:confused:) no, BOTH :)

[meow]

Oh man...let's pray he doesn't read this forum. You could get 'missled' for that. :eek: ;)