Jose Theodore(MTL goalie) attempts suicide.

Following Theodore's poor performance against Toronto, and Ottawa, he decides to end his life by jumping in front of a train. The train passed through his legs.



In other words, he needs to be traded.

The train cut off his legs?

It's sarcasm. I'm guessing he let a goal or three go between his legs in the games against Toronto and Ottawa.

The train cut off his legs?

No, he's a terrible goalie. He even let in a train between his legs..

I get it, and thats the most I'll discuss soccer this year. LOL

It's hockey.

I get it, and thats the most I'll discuss soccer this year. LOL

Man, you're on top of things.

Hey, it's alright, I thought it was soccer too. :p Maybe it's because everyone around here talks about soccer, so when I think "goal" I think "soccer."

LOL Hockey is back? I'm a football guy.

Well, there is a three page thread (http://freewebspace.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77098) about it, yeah. So I think it might be.

Daniel, what the ----? Montreal would be 2-3 without Theodore. He wasn't necessarily great against Toronto, but he played well enough when he needed to. Ottawa is an amazing team, and he played great against the juggernaut.

Let's not forget his masterful performance yet again against Boston.

The Rangers suck, so that really means nothing.

Danis played well last night, but it's all about Theodore in Montreal. At least if they wanna see the playoffs again. I know you don't like him, but that doesn't mean he isn't talented and hasn't been playing well.

Oh he's playing well, but not well enough to justify his paycheck.

Perhaps he is the reason why Montreal made it to the playoffs, but that doesn't mean other goaltenders of the same inflated calibur couldn't do the same.

Theodore had he's breakout season in 2001, where he lead Montreal to the semi-finals, he has yet to match that.