What and Why is Free Hosting?

[Temeluch]

What these free hosts are there for is to suck you into their program in hopes of selling you some higher priced services later. And it works. But those of us who don't need these extra services can then take full advantage of these offers for many years, maybe just parking our domains there until we are ready to use them. - T

[Nick]

Originally posted by Temeluch
What these free hosts are there for is to suck you into their program in hopes of selling you some higher priced services later. And it works. But those of us who don't need these extra services can then take full advantage of these offers for many years, maybe just parking our domains there until we are ready to use them.

Thanks for stating the obvious :rolleyes: .

[Keen]

But do you know who controls the free webspace?
The same 12 who control the world. They are made up of masons and jewish bankers. They are trying to construct a 1 world government. The free web servers help spread their hidden messages, but if you wear a hat covered with tinfoil they won't reach you.
Also if you see black helicopters flying over your house at night you know they are coming to get you.
Don't worry, if you want to survive I'm taking a bus load of refuges to Canada.

[meow]

:eek:~~~~

[niv]

Originally posted by meow
:eek:~~~~

i know! it's shocking isn't it?!?!?!! :eek:

[meow]

Oh yes! Protect me someone. :eek:

[niv]

don't look at me. :p i'm 3% gay :D

[WorldWarGeneral]

Originally posted by needcgispace
don't look at me. :p i'm 3% gay :D

ROFL!!!! :p

[meow]

:rolleyes:
Still the best bet around here. ;)

[AlabamaMan]

ill protect you from needcgispace

[niv]

GIZZZBAAA!!! :p

[meow]

Oh thanks! :)

[Keen]

I bet you people don't believe me! Here is proof that the Masons and Jewish Bankers are trying to form a 1 world government:

The United Nations was built on land donated by John Rockefeller, the rich oil guy. This proves that the rich people control the governments of the world.

The United Nations headquaters is in New York City.

New York City is in the United States of America.

Ok, heres where the conspiracy comes together and proves how the greedy bankers are behind everything:

The Jewnited Nations is located in Jew York City, which is part of the Jewnited States of America.

See, it makes perfect sense if you know what to look for.

[meow]

Oh no! Not the jewish bankers! Aaaaarg! Mama, the bad bankers are after me! Help! needcgi hide me! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[AlabamaMan]

needcgispace is the person who you should be hiding from

[niv]

Keen, move your anti-semitism elsewhere.

[meow]

Originally posted by AlabamaMan
needcgispace is the person who you should be hiding from
Why? He is my hero. :mad: :o

[niv]

How and why am I your hero? :confused:

[meow]

The gay test. ;)

[Keen]

But what about the masons? There is probably a Masonic temple near you... you might only think masons are those nice people who drive the little cars around during the parades. Wrong, they are the arm of action of the conspirators. They are the ones piloting the black helocopters that come and take those of us in the know away at night.

But I know, you still aren't convinved about the Masons? Heres evidence:
There are 33 levels of rank in the Masonic temple. These are known as degrees.
The Trinity Site, where the first atomic bomb was detonated is on the 33rd parallel.
Area 51, where an alien space ship is, is located on the 33rd parallel also.
Then we come to JFK. Kennedy knew about all this. He knew about alien technology that was used in space programs. But he was a skirt chaser, and told his girlfriend Marilyn Monroe. They were both killed. Guess where JFK was killed?
In Dealey Plaza, which is-you guessed it-located on the 33rd parallel.

The evidence is there. The Masons and the Jewish Bankers are behind everything, including the free webspace providers.

[Gayowulf]

heh. keen I think you have an obsession or paranoia of jewish bankers and masons. I always thought masons were the brick laying type

[niv]

Originally posted by Keen
But what about the masons? There is probably a Masonic temple near you... you might only think masons are those nice people who drive the little cars around during the parades. Wrong, they are the arm of action of the conspirators. They are the ones piloting the black helocopters that come and take those of us in the know away at night.

But I know, you still aren't convinved about the Masons? Heres evidence:
There are 33 levels of rank in the Masonic temple. These are known as degrees.
The Trinity Site, where the first atomic bomb was detonated is on the 33rd parallel.
Area 51, where an alien space ship is, is located on the 33rd parallel also.
Then we come to JFK. Kennedy knew about all this. He knew about alien technology that was used in space programs. But he was a skirt chaser, and told his girlfriend Marilyn Monroe. They were both killed. Guess where JFK was killed?
In Dealey Plaza, which is-you guessed it-located on the 33rd parallel.

The evidence is there. The Masons and the Jewish Bankers are behind everything, including the free webspace providers.

are you high? :p

[meow]

Seems to know all ins and outs. Maybe...he is one of them! :eek:

[Webdude]

I hear Steve Keyser has a $1,000,000 and Geo has a $2,000,000 reward for anyone who brings keen in dead now :rolleyes:

You dont happen to live on the 33rd do you? Just give me you addy and let's get this over with :D

I'll split the reward with anyone who helps me catch him..LOL

[robin]

Dude, Keen, lay off the bong hits, all right? ;)

and I will be forever indebted to anybody who cares to explain the so-and-so-percent-gay thing. because while it is amusing, I'm totally lost.

[meow]

Was a thread in the General Forum a week or so back. Someone linked to a gay test that we all took. I scored 38% gay, needcgispace 3% (0 when he cheated :mad: ) and Giancarlo is a Republican that all know are 99% Super Hetero. :rolleyes:.
Result (for my personal life): weeper is now scared stiff of me. He doesn't know thought that I fancy them virile Sean Connery types like needcgi. :D

Hope this helps. :)

[Keen]

Actually I've been off the crack pipe for a week now.

The above messages where a summary of of the Illuminati, a conspiracy theory. I promise if you recite the above passages to telemarketers, they'll never call you back, hehe.

If you've got time to kill, check out these:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_043.html
and
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_022.html

[LastActionHero]

Move this thread to the general forums :p :D