sailorjoto
August 4th, 2001, 23:12
Which one do you like best?
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
:D
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
:D