ROTFLMAO Those are actually very funny.
Inspired by trenzterra's "jokes"... here are a few, add to the list and maybe some of us will find use of 'em one day.
"Your brother's so dumb he sold his car for gas money."
"Your sister's armpits smell so bad, the teacher gave her an A for not raising her hand."
"Your sister's been in the same grade for so long everyone thinks she's the teacher."
"Your brother's so thick he stared at a juice carton because it said concentrate."
"Your sister's so stupid he sat on the TV and watched the couch."
"Your aim is so bad you could throw at the ground and miss."
"You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother."
ROTFLMAO Those are actually very funny.
"I cut my wrists, you feel them bleeding, just like a parasite you creeping, suffer like the ----ing crucifixion, cover me with dirt, there won't be no resurrection"
"I'm busy now. Do you mind if I ignore you some other time?"
"Let's play horse. I'll be the font end, and you just be yourself."
"I'd like to see you again -- but not in person."
"Your nose is so high in the air, every time you sneeze, you spray the ceiling."
"You must have trouble finding hats to fit your head. They don't make them that large."
"You have a great voice. It grates on everyone."
"The only time your voice sounds good is when you gargle."
"I wish you were on TV. THen I could turn you off."
"Do you realize every time you breathe, ten people in the world die?"
"You have so many things on your mind, you don't have any room for brains."
You remind me of arithmetic -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention and multiply ignorance.
You remind me of the letter "T" -- because you're always starting trouble and finishing last.
Your jokes are so funny, they're greeted by tremendous bursts of silence.
The only funny lines you have are in your face.
Some people are has beens. You're a never was.
You started on the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
That was a popular song -- well, it was until you sang it.
Your tongue may be sharp, but your voice is flat.
If baloney were snow, you'd be a blizzard.
You don't have a better idea, just a louder voice.
I've seen better thighs on chickens.
I've seen better tongues on sneakers.
You're so boring that when you go to the beach, the tide refuses to come in.
Your ears are cute. Too bad there's nothing in between. ROTFLMAO
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"If a BCC is blind then how did it find me?"
"You're so fat, even a mansion can't fit you"
"LeX's a joker, he jumps down WTC out of laughter(j/k)"
"A prostitute went into a coma, and forgot about ---"
"Hotlinking - You get hot and link"
"Remote loading - You load a remote control gun"
"Remote linking - Find a deserted place to link home"
"Free website provider is for people who are free, Paid website provider is for people who are paid to do a website"
He??"Your sister's so stupid he sat on the TV and watched the couch."
Go to my site for more jokes, see the jokes page, joke number #2 is funny.
How distasteful.Originally posted by trenzterra
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"LeX's a joker, he jumps down WTC out of laughter(j/k)"
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HAHAHHAHA..these jokes are funny.........well except for the WTC one....that one's just not nice....
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Insults? you call those insults. here are some of mine.
actually its hard for me to list insults if I'm not actually insulting someone, so i wont list any.
"I do have the college level schooling, experience, and a flat out gut feel for the physical world that far surpasses the general population, and a large percentage of the posters in this thread."
"If a BCC is blind then how did it find me?"
"You get a Credit Card from a CC copy in an email"
"CA == Community Architect, CaNada, CArlifornia, ChArlie"
"Busy website providers - why isn't there any when many people need websites for their busy company?"
"Like sand through the millenium glass, so are the centuries of our life - Days of our life, American Soap Opera"
Here's the funny one:
"Laughing Out Loud is LOL, Crying out loud is COL, Anyone Out Loud is AOL."
Um, isn't that CA thingy from one of my posts? lol.Originally posted by trenzterra
"CA == Community Architect, CaNada, CArlifornia, ChArlie"
Here's the funny one:
"Laughing Out Loud is LOL, Crying out loud is COL, Anyone Out Loud is AOL."
AOL.... -------s on line
"If a BCC is blind then how did it find me?"
some of these are pretty funny, but i can't insult people unless i think of something right then and there.
The correct acronym for the following are these:
America On-line -> FA!OL: ******* America [Not] On Line
AOL Instant Messenger -> FA!IM: ******* A!OL !Instant Messenger
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America Online... so easy to abuse, no wonder it's number one.
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