Free paid account? plz.

[dreamalil]

Hey I was wondering if ne one would be nice enough to offer me a free paid account with the following
any thing over 2 mb of space
full cgi support.
I am willing to put any type of adds on every page
And a .nu domain. LOL i know i wont get that but hey worth a try lol!
I am also willing to work for the account. I will Be a mod. at message boards. I have web design expeirence too. I also have excellent ppl. skills. Please think of helping me out. I will remember u when I become rich and famouse. LOL please u2u email or I.M me. Thanks for looking! -nicole

[Chicken]

Moved to free space as... errrrr... a free paid account? I get the point, but it doesn't make sense and hosts don't make money by giving away accounts.

[conkermaniac]

No offense, but wouldn't a paid host want a moderator that types consistently in proper grammar and spelling?